So, how about instead of distracting me with those lies like "No!" and "Stop!"...

You just tilt that silly head of yours back

And laugh nonstop for me

While my fingers complete their assessment

CASS CASS CASS CASS HELLO HI HELLO HOWDY HELLO CASS EJHFJHWJWJK I WILL SHOW YOU SOMETHING THIS MONTH I THINK I HOPE I THINK I WILL BE ABLE TO COMPLETE IT THIS MONTH HI HELLO LOVE YA

2. Derek saved his jeep and fixed everything. Stiles's dad flat out says Derek saved it after Stiles left and tried to fix it up. Stiles had it held together with duck tape but Derek put everything into fixing it, but it wasn't able to run perfectly.

3. In the 15 years since Stiles left to never return, it ended up in the junkyard because Derek couldn't fix it like he wanted to, but he wouldn't abandon it.

4. Eli, Derek's kid, would routinely steal it to piss Derek off.

5. After Derek died. Stiles's dad gave Eli the keys to the jeep and told him Derek had "complicated feelings about the Jeep" but it should definitely be Eli's.

So like Derek was in love with Stiles huh? Like he saved Stiles's jeep, when Stiles himself abandoned it. He tried to make it run smoothly and when he couldn't he kept it under a tarp at the junkyard to not be driven but not to be scrapped either. And then his son would regularly steal it solely to piss Derek off. Derek himself said it was just to make him mad. And then when Derek died, Sheriff Stilinski gave the keys to Eli and said he should have it and that Derek had "complicated feelings about the jeep" but it was Eli's. Derek was definitely in love with Stiles and I just.

I can't list his whole deal since I'm still kinda in the process of writing him (and learning about TES lore in general) BUT!! Some fun facts:

His actual name is Vessa-ri. He changed the spelling into Vessali claiming that it rolls better in composition and rhyme

He likes pushing other people's buttons via song, especially those in ranks. He sings about politics, rumors that can spiral into a scandal, and vague events that have yet to happen. Pretty sure he has pissed off some Jarl's entire court or two but nobody can put his face properly in wanted posters since he actively uses some sort of illusion spell to make sure no two people can remember him correctly.

He's a Hermaeus Mora devout, and the bag he constantly carries actually contains a black book. None of his companions know about that though (At least, not yet. They will sometime in the main questline). His trips to Apocrypha are also the reason why his songs, both as warning and as recipes for discord, hint specific events that haven't happened yet.

He claims that he fights like a rogue (and he does) but somehow, he can cast master-level spells.

Teldryn has one-sided beef with him. That old dunmer thinks that the guy is a bit too suspicious, like he's constantly hiding something.

tfw i know dr wingdings gaster, being aware of our "shining power" is, in fact, rooting for us to findher.ogg like we managed to find him

What do you call a man with one eye? Why does the angel make its cry? The pain itself is reason why.

It was so, so cold, and nobody came. And then the girl cried a river, and from the crystal clear glass it shaped itself - and it roared.