Reader Insert Rant
âIâve always hated how in most Reader fanfics, they donât include any of the canon girls (official or Nyotalia).
The author either makes (friendâs name), uses their dumb OCâs, or insert themselves in their fanfic as Readerâs âfemale friendâ or whatever shit. Â So they donât have any canon girl taking any available guy that Reader doesnât end up with.
Iâve seen this in double date fanfics where the Author or her dumb OC is my female friend joining the date with another canon boy.  Some shit like that, which doesnât make the author or her dumb OCâs look cool. They just want a way to claim their favorite male canon character. Nothing else.
Reader Inserts were also the reason why I used to dislike the Nyotalia guys because I couldnât find much Reader Inserts with my favorite Hetalia lady and usually find more with the Nyotalia guys. Though that has changed and we see Reader x Hetalia or Nyotalia ladies more often.Â
But still, it rubs me the wrong way when in some Nyotalia boy x Reader fanfics, theyâd use the original Hetalia boys, instead of their Nyotalia counterpart. Like they put Ivan instead of Anya in Nyo!Belarus x Reader fanfics for no good reason. As if Anya isnât a good sister in law or something.
Not to mention the disgusting treatment with canon girls being portrayed as awful bitchy bullies to Reader. Itâs rare whenever the Hetalia girls are portrayed as bullies in fanfics, but they are. Â You can see the difference how theyâre treated in comparison to the canon boys that are portrayed as bullies when itâs someone like Seychelles, Hungary, Belarus, Belgium or Taiwan being the bitchy antagonistic. Theyâre portrayed as shallow unsympathetic bitches to make Reader Sue look better and want their comeuppance. Which the girls do get the worst punishment and Reader never forgives them nor shows any sympathy for them.
But, when the canon male characters are the bullies that are just as a bad and cruel as the girls, the guys are somehow easily forgiven and Reader, with no second thoughts, leaps into their arms with full fledged forgiveness and all pure sympathy towards them. Â Even though the boys are in the unintentionally unsympathetic side. Â Sure kids, especially teenagers, do horrible shit that theyâd regret in the past but if you donât give the bully character a proper comeuppance or give him an earned forgiveness, itâs total BS for someone to automatically forgive someone that has beaten them up and wished death threats on them for no reason.Â
Honestly, the one with male bullies where they get no punishment for the awful shit they committed towards you pretty much reminds me of the âboys will be boysâ mindset.Â
Note: Yes, the girls can be just as bad and deserved to be called for the shit they do. Just donât turn the canon characters into unsympathetic bullies that treat you like shit for no reason, while treating it as a way to express their crush on them and get no punishment. This leads to unfortunate implications because people like that realize that they can get away with being an awful bitch and became an abusive grown adult.â
Generally, this is why I stay away from most Reader inserts unless theyâre extremely creative or different. Â That saying so, the only criticism I have is that point about the Nyotalia boys: letâs compare them to their Hetalia counterparts and how many Reader inserts they have. Â (Note: I counted these from DeviantArtâs group CountryXReader group - there are probably more on FF, but I find them harder to find, and think of this as an approximation).
- Belarus: Nyo!Belarus = 78:171 - Hungary: Nyo!Hungary = 51:27 - Belgium: Nyo!Belgium = 22:10 - Ukraine: Nyo!Ukraine = 27:31 - Taiwan: Nyo!Taiwan = 5:3 - Vietnam: Nyo!Vietnam = 9:7 - Monaco: Nyo!Monaco = 3:2 - Seychelles: Nyo!Seychelles = 13:4 - Liechtenstein: Nyo!Liechtenstein = 35:5 - Wy: Nyo!Wy = 2:1
(Though Iâm honestly glad Nyo!Vietnam doesnât have many Reader inserts).
Most of the girls trump their Nyotalia counterparts minus Ukraine and Belarus. Â The Nyotalia boys, as a whole, are actually more ignored than you think. Â The Nyotalia boy who gets the most exposure in Reader fics and in general is Nyo!Belarus whose example you actually provided. Â That doesnât mean the Nyotalia boys themselves get a lot of exposure - itâs just Nyo!Belarus himself. Â
I imagine this is because of Nyo!Belarusâ appearance fits the stereotypical mold of what girls find appealing today - âtroubled but cuteâ and âedgyâ badass bad boy.  Though he has no canon personality, fans seem to love pegging him as a yandere: one of the most popular (overrated) dere character archetypes.  That idea of a man obsessing over them to the point heâd kill someone to have them all for himself.  Itâs considered âromanticâ and âappealingâ to these fans.  When in reality, that is one of the most immature and unhealthiest ways of expressing love to a person, and if someone does this to âexpress their love to youâ, Iâd personally recommend a restraining order. Â
But then again, that comes to show you how immature those fans are (and please donât bring age - maturity has nothing to do with age). Â They want to be obsessed over. Â They want the world to revolve around them. They want these grand and outlandish gestures because they think thatâs how love works, and how love must be expressed.
- Mod V














