#but dysfunctional

yes

and then in their once a night 'villain team potluck dinner' (because you now they have those) they always brings their dates. and every time they bring one, everyone but giovanni has a different one. and everyone gets angrier and angrier at this fact until someone *coughcoughghetsiscoughcouhg* ends up throwing mashed potatos at the dates face and then all hell breaks loose

but in all truth out of all of them probably only giovanni and maybe lysandre would be able to have a solid significant other (discounting maxie and archie who totes have the hots for the other obviously)

ghetsis is pretty much a crazy cult leader and is whack so anyone he has wouldn't be real or wouldn't stay long

maxie is really a huge ass perfectionist and wants to cover the sea with land which is a bit of a turn off

archie, while rather attractive i mean look at those muscles, would be away fro long periods of time being a pirate and also wants to flood the world , which is also a huge turn off

cyrus does not understand or use emotions well. and while i guess actually it could work sortov well it would be more effort then some might want or handle

giovanni is just a smooth muffinfricker that getting the beau wouldn't be hard. and he probably treats them really well too so its all fine

and lysandre is a big dork who, while he may have some genocidal tendencies takes care of those he loves pretty well so

yeah