#bumble thoughts

It’s colors now. No numbers means No math.

Anyone feel like joining me in becoming madly obsessed with a sports anime that doesn’t exist?

So the idea starts with, Like post canon Tarot club splitting off in groups of two to spread the Fool’s name on different worlds in the cosmos etc right? Like maybe he just needs more anchors or whatever other reason.

I can make a whole AU Crossover series based on this alone with different worlds and crossovers. But for this one I’m picturing Hanged Man and Little Sun cause I think it would just straight up be funny.

So throw them into this world (Fors made a door probably) with No idea how anything works so the first thing they do is use a language charm to learn whatever language is common. The second is try to find a place to stay. That goes like this:

At a hotel:

Alger: Can we stay here? We have gold pounds.

Hostess: We need a credit card to reserve your stay.

Alger:…okay is there somewhere that takes normal money.

Hostess: Yes. Shitty motel down the street.

Alger: Perfect. *Goes to shitty motel down the street.*

Motel Hostess: Sir we don’t take gold fucking doubloons get those traded for real money please

Guy at an exchange: have you tried a pawn shop

Guy at a pawn shop: I can give you 2k for the coin

Hanged Man: I don’t know how much money that is but I do know you’re trying to rob me blind

Eventually back at shitty motel:

Alger: can we please get a room

Hostess: Sure! Are you here for some kind of renaissance fair?

Cue realization that they absolutely do not fit in

Alger: …sure.

*Goes shopping for modern clothes* (now I wanna see them in modern clothes??)

*Goes to book store*

Alger: Can we get your books on the popular religions in this country

Guy at bookstore who is not paid nearly enough for whatever the fuck it is this guy has going on: Sure, we have Christianity for sale. Go nuts

Hanged man in a giant pile of religious texts: …why does this bible sound so familiar????

First to start is crossover ideas I’ll probably never write because I have too many wips:

Percy Jackson: I think this crossover would just straight up be funny. Mostly because of the difference in what they call demigods.

“Yeah my dad is Poseidon, the god of the sea so I get my powers from him and monsters have hunted me since childhood because of it.”

Vs

“Oh wow you can like, say his name out loud? And he’s a god? That’s crazy. Anyways we get our powers from consuming the pieces left behind from the dismembered gods that fell during the calamity.”

Also!! There’s apparently a new Percy Jackson AU that involves different universes and one specifically that makes the Olympian’s unable to have kids and I do think it would be funny to throw de-aged tarot club members into that mess (as demigods obv so like post book 1)

Hmm, what else? Oh, Mr. world pretending he doesn’t know jack and shit about Greek mythology would be very funny considering the type of nerd he is.

Also, I am picturing Mr Hanged Man surrounded by a gaggle of Little Sun aged warriors and the chaos that would very much entail.

Klein would love seeing skyscrapers again but would be very annoyed they were in America and not China but then realize it wouldn’t be his China anyways and then make himself sad about it.

Also also Derrick would fit right in but not understand why the other kids are traumatized (or that he himself is traumatized let’s be real he’s a sunshine boy)

I think I saw an ao3 fic at one point that had a cult worshiping the Fool in Gotham. Would love to chew on the entire idea of just the bats trying to dig into the mystery cult and their deity.

Maybe something similar in marvel universe but no one blinks an eye cause like yeah half the gods people worship are actually real so let’s not dip our toes in unless they start doing crimes.

We can expand this to include literally any universe and if you wanna keep if funky fresh we can make it so the tarot club seal themselves away to level of what’s possible in any given realm before entering it.

The others: it’s kinda like anchors, right?

Klein: wrong! And I hate it!

Imagining a group from the tarot club (half or less for this) ending up in the BB universe cause of some ritual or technique that maybe might wake up Mr Fool earlier.

No matter who you choose it works but I’m picturing like, Leonard, Audrey, Xio, and Alger cause they’re the most mismatched and whatever cover story they come up with would be really really ridiculous. (Still thinking about the scene where Alger pretended to be a fortune teller lmao)