everyone should brace themselves because what’s about to go down here is gonna be long as hell. first and foremost -- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE OF MY VERY BEST FRIENDS ON THE ENTIRE PLANET, MISS SARI -- SARI THE DRESS -- SARI THE BUB -- FIDEL THE DRESS -- MY HALF ADELE -- MY HALF ORANGE -- ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE I KNOW -- ONE OF THE SMARTEST PEOPLE I KNOW -- THE ONLY PERSON WHO TELLS ME CHEMISTRY JOKES WHEN SHE’S DRUNK -- THE ONLY PERSON WITH A HAUNTED MUSICAL OCTOPUS HAUNTING THEM -- SALT LLAMA OWNER -- COADMIN OF THE CENTURY -- BIO WRITING GODDESS -- & SO MUCH MORE. yes those all did need to be bolded because they’re important, just like YOU are.
i can’t believe that you’re 20 years old now -- honestly i’m so emotional about this like -- you were seventeen when we met. damn, time does fly, doesn’t it ?? honestly, when we first really started to get to know each other, i already knew that you’d be someone who’d be around in my life for a long time to come. we’ve been through so much together & have already seen each other through so many different stages in our lives -- & i can’t wait to continue to watch you grow. you are one of my favorite people ever -- i cannot stress that enough. whenever something happens in my life, whether it’s good or bad, whether i need someone to celebrate with or a shoulder to cry on, you are in that elite group ( aka you & al what a hoe ) that i go to first, no matter the situation. you just -- you always know the right thing to say & even if you don’t, simply talking to you makes whatever is going on about a billion times better.
i am so so so proud of all you’ve accomplished in life so far. you are so bright & brilliant & i know you’re going to go on to do amazing things, because how could someone like you not ?? you’ve already made my life so much better by simply being a part of it -- & i can’t wait to see what’s to come for you. thank you for not only being a huge part of my roleplaying experience, but a huge part of my life as well. i can’t wait to finally meet you someday ( & hopefully that day is coming soon !!! ). just god this is getting so long & rambly and repetitive but just know that i love you so so so very much & i’m always going to be your number one fan.
SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUB. LIVE IT UP & CELEBRATE BIG, BECAUSE YOU’VE MORE THAN EARNED IT.
lots of love,
liz, your half adele, half orange, fellow salt llama, co-admin who does significantly less work bc you’re the goddess here & not me, fellow bub, & i don’t even know what else oKAY.
p.s. there are some little things under the cut for ya !!