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Superman Caregiver Headcanons for @harvey--dent

• Ma and Pa raised this boy right and he wants to do the same for you.

• You’re helping him in the kitchen, or more accurately he’s helping you. Even if you’re small he’s guiding you in what to do, believing it’s good to let you feel like you’re the one leading it.

• Picnics? Picnics. And those picnics will be anywhere in the world you want them to be, simply because he can.

• Yet his favorite spot is still a hill that overlooks the majority of the family farm, especially close to sunset.

• There’s a tire swing there that’s been around since his own childhood. He happily pushes you if you want to use it.

• Another thing he loves to do with you is the chores. It sounds silly but he genuinely adores the simplicity of the farm work with you helping him. He likes to watch your face as you toss feed to the chickens, your face lighting up with giggles as you watch them peck at the ground around your feet.

• Not only did he teach you how to crotchet but he made the picnic blanket you two regularly use with you while he did. It’s classic red and white, but he stitched your names into the corner with a finer blue thread.

• He’s taught you a lot of hand crafts actually, all things he learned growing up. Sometimes as he watches you awkwardly stitch together some fabrics or help sand down some wood he sees himself, struggling to contain his strength or even just to learn the craft and he tears up a little.

• He made you a plush bear that has a mini Superman cape and he feels so unbelievably proud watching you tote it around with you everywhere you go.

• Sometimes if he isn’t sure he’s doing right by you he’ll ask the league for help and every time without fail they tell him he’s worrying far too much. One time he expressed a concern about your safety and Bruce [though secretly joking just a bit] suggested Robin training. Clark did not receive that well.

• The next day he took you to build a bear and let you get whatever you wanted without question. And if Dick tagged along with a little Jason and paid for everyone off of Bruce’s card well then that’s just very nice of him and totally unrelated to his annoyance at the comment being mentioned to the eldest son of the bat.

• He doesn’t really have anybody he considers to be good babysitters, mostly because the people that come to mind are kind of… intense. Any given member of the league would mean well but he doesn’t really love the idea of how detached a lot of them are from civilian standards. Lois is wonderful with little ones but she also has a bad habit of getting too caught up in her work, and Jimmy is…. Jimmy.

• One time Lois did watch you and he found the two of you in the middle of a disaster doing interviews. Even if you looked adorable in your matching outfits and glittery pen that scribbled nonsense onto a unicorn and dragon notepad he was still not happy that you had been dragged somewhere so dangerous.

• He kept it together since he was Superman in that moment but it was clear he wasn’t happy. Lois bought you ice cream as an apology afterward.

• One time he held you up on the roof of the barn while pointing out constellations that humans don’t usually know about. He was in the middle of explaining the story behind one of them when he realized you’d fallen asleep against his chest. Smiling he wrapped you close in the blanket you’d had and let you stay like that for a while, just wanting you to rest before he forced you to move inside and escape the cold.

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Corbeau Caregiver Headcanons for anon!

• Depending on how young you regress he’s either deeply overprotective or almost too supportive of independence

• Anything younger than thirteen? You’re baby, specifically his baby, and you’re not leaving his sight

• Teen regressors though? He’s trusting your pokemon to take care of you… though the syndicate is really obviously following you around anyway… just in case…

• We’ll focus on the little little ones for the rest of this, but just know that even if you’re older as a regressor he’s still going to sprint at the opportunity to help you if you need him

• You won’t be walking anywhere if he can help it, either carrying you himself or letting you ride on Scolipede’s back

• Someone is mean to you? Battle. Someone whispers about your regression? Battle. Someone does literally anything to make you even slightly uncomfortable? Battle. You best rest assured he’s winning every single one too.

• Speaking of battles if you want to have one against him, or any of the syndicate, while regressed he’s more than happy to allow it! If you want he’ll even let you battle using one of his pokemon! He won’t be holding back though, not unless you really need him to.

• His Pokémon adore you too of course, Scolipede especially, it wants nothing more than to keep you safe and play with you and hang out with you and-

• Sometimes he struggles to get you away to do things like go to the bathroom because of how protective and snippy the Pokémon can get over you.

• He teases that he’s trained them too well to keep you safe.

• If you’re big enough you’ll be helping him with odd jobs, as a learning experience, a lot of the time that help is just watching though.

• He wants you to learn the value of not borrowing money, so if you ask him for things he will only pay you what you need for it if you’ve done your chores. Simply put he doesn’t want you to trust loan sharpedos like him but rather your own hard work… until you give him the biggest saddest eyes you can manage and he folds like paper that is.

• If you’re too small for anything really he will keep you safely with him as he does paperwork, quietly in his arms or sleeping nearby. He doesn’t get nearly as much actual paperwork done as he’d like though, he’s too busy glancing at you every five seconds in admiration and protectiveness.

• Should anybody dare interrupt, or Arceus forbid wake you up, he will ruin them.

• Don’t ever mess with his baby.

AZ and Floette Caregiver Moodboard ^O^

Batman Caregiver Headcanons for @iwannarideonthemagicschoolbus

• Fun fact he is canonically great with children, there’s no reason this wouldn’t apply to regression

• He keeps candies in his utility belt

• As Batman specifically he does everything he can to keep you away from the action, doesn’t wanna risk you getting hurt

• Bruce however loves taking you to events, galas, ceremonies, dinners, if he can convince you you’re going with him

• Any of his other kids that go are looking out for you too, as a regressor himself Jason is especially protective, he knows firsthand how vulnerable it is

• If you’re the clingy type he’s happy to keep you in his lap while he’s working on a case, and if you fall asleep well… he’s not moving any time soon

• Don’t make the mistake of thinking that when he does finally wake you up and move you to bed that he wants to be rid of you, if he had it his way you’d be by his side and protected 24/7

• Though he knows a lot of his worries are based on his OCD there’s still plenty of grounded fears in regards to you being so vulnerable when regressed

• So he will keep you safe, he will keep you loved, he will hold you in strong hands, gentle hands, warm hands, and he will make sure you know you are part of his family

Corbeau Caregiver Headcanons part 2 for anon!

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• During particularly nasty storms he likes to tell stories of legendary Pokémon, Zapdos striking lightning against the sky, Zekrom roaring with thunder, Raikou chasing both across the sky

• They don’t always make sense but they usually make you feel better

• Sometimes he can even convince you to watch the sky with him, trying to spot even a glimpse of such powerful creatures

• Most often though his solutions to storm anxieties are simpler, a warm tea, a pillow fort, and of course a cuddle against Scolipede’s side

• Scolipede is about 50% of the fort given its size of course…

• No matter, it’s the thought that counts

• If the power goes out he’s not above having a fire type keep things warm and bright for you

• Sometimes he’ll sing while he holds you, though he happens to be just a bit tone deaf, so it’ll be rather off key

• No need for tears, you’re surrounded by kindness and love little one, so please don’t cry over some silly noises in the clouds, no matter how loud they are

Jolteon petre board for fun ^_^