#buddy_pal_friendly

Buddy Pal Friendly is reading a newspaper.

Buddy Pal Friendly: What does FtM mean?

Ick: Female to male. Where's my princess?

Ick turns his head back and forth as he looks around.

Buddy Pal Friendly: … Icky? Are you there?

Ick: Yeah, yeah. I'm here, sire. Have you seen the princess?

Buddy Pal Friendly: Icky Bar, we talked about this. The princess is gone and she was manipulat… manip… controlling you.

Ick: That's what princesses do, they control the kingdom and knights.

Buddy Pal Friendly: You deserve better than being controlled.

Buddy gets closer.

Buddy Pal Friendly: Do you remember me?

Ick: Yes, you're Sir….Friendly?

Ick shakes his head.

Buddy Pal Friendly pets him.

Buddy Pal Friendly: I'm Buddy Pal Friendly, I'm your very special friend.

Ick: Friend…and…you're a sire??

Ick enjoys the pets.

Buddy Pal Friendly is kissing him slowly all over.

Ick moans like an anime girl.

Ick: Buddy, no, that feels too good.

Buddy Pal Friendly is touching his chest then hip.

Buddy Pal Friendly: She is using you. And she’s gone.

Ick: Buddy…I miss her.

Buddy Pal Friendly is cuddling him.

Buddy Pal Friendly: I understand but you need to know that she was flawed.

Ick cuddles Buddy.

Ick: I love you.

Buddy Pal Friendly cuddles and kisses him. Ick lets himself be kissed all over and kisses Buddy on the lips. Buddy smiles. Ick smiles back.

Buddy Pal Friendly: Are you okay?

Happy Inkwell: Chicken nuggets and fries with a soda.

Dylan Dragotta would order a greasy Big Mac with fries and either a Coca-Cola soda or chocolate shake depending on the temperature because he's cold blooded.

Danny Elfman would order a grilled chicken sandwich with a salad.

Plum would order a fish sandwich and immediately regret it.

Buddy would order a cookie.

Hypno wouldn't order anything because he's upset they got rid of the hot dog from the menu.

Walter considers it poor food.

Frankie would order a salad.

Ickbbar Critic Ted would order the worst hamburger in existence with fries and a drink.

Ickbbar Critic Ted: You are sweet to lift that semi-truck off me.

Buddy Pal Friendly is waiting for Happy at home with a smile on his face.

Happy Inkwell: Uncle Buddy!

Buddy Pal Friendly: Happy!

Buddy reaches out for a hug.

Happy Inkwell hugs Buddy.

Buddy hugs Happy.

Happy Inkwell: Uncle Buddy, have you seen Princess Plum?

Buddy shakes his head.

Buddy Pal Friendly: No.

Happy Inkwell: I wonder where she is.

Princess Plum Bubbles Wackadoodle is using her scientific magical girl wand to blast giant worms away.

Buddy Pal Friendly: We can go look for her if you want.

Happy Inkwell looks outside.

Happy Inkwell: Uncle Buddy, why are giant worms flying?

Buddy looks outside and tilts his head in confusion.

Happy Inkwell: Do you think Plum is doing that?

Buddy Pal Friendly: Possibly.

Happy Inkwell: Should we look for her?

Buddy nods and heads outside, looking for Plum, following the path of the flying giant worms.

Happy is following.

Buddy continues looking for Plum.

Princess Plum Bubbles Wackadoodle stops.

Princess Plum Bubbles Wackadoodle: Oh, hey Buddy!

Buddy Pal Friendly: Hello, Princess Plum.

Princess Plum Bubbles Wackadoodle: Whatcha doing?

Happy Inkwell makes baby bird noises.

Buddy puts Happy closer to Princess Plum, like a parent introducing a shy boy to a girl.

Buddy Pal Friendly: My nephew was wondering about you.

Princess Plum Bubbles Wackadoodle smiles.

Princess Plum Bubbles Wackadoodle: I know you, you are my friend Happy Inkwell.

Happy Inkwell: Hello, can you make my daddy back into a kitty cat?

Buddy Pal Friendly: Happy's daddy was turned into a play phone back home, if you would come with us to turn him back.

Princess Plum Bubbles Wackadoodle: Okay? I'll help the best I can but this is something I've never had to deal with before.

Buddy leads the way back home.

Princess Plum Bubbles Wackadoodle and Happy Inkwell are following.

Buddy arrives home.

Happy Inkwell points to the play phone.

Princess Plum Bubbles Wackadoodle scans the play phone.

Buddy waits patiently, looking at the play phone.

Princess Plum Bubbles Wackadoodle: There's something wrong…

Buddy Pal Friendly: What's wrong?

Princess Plum Bubbles Wackadoodle: There's something wrong with the entire world. It's… false somehow.

Happy Inkwell is worried.

Happy Inkwell: Fake?

Buddy tilts his head in confusion.

Princess Plum Bubbles Wackadoodle: Either there's something wrong with my device or this entire world is fake.

Buddy Pal Friendly: Have you tried turning it on and turning it off? Tyler told me that usually works.

Princess Plum Bubbles Wackadoodle nods.

Buddy is worried.

Happy Inkwell is confused.

Happy Inkwell: How is this fake?

Buddy looks at Plum.

Princess Plum Bubbles Wackadoodle: The scan isn't telling me how.

Dylan Dragotta: Sure.

Happy Inkwell: We should invite someone…

Dylan Dragotta: How about Danny?

Happy Inkwell: I like Danny Elfman.

Dylan smiles.

Dylan heads over to Danny's house. Happy is following.

Dylan knocks on the door and Danny opens the door.

Dylan Dragotta: Do you want to go to the abandoned house with us?

Danny Elfman: Sure!

Happy Inkwell: We're going to tell ghost stories!

Danny smiles.

Happy points to the abandoned house.

Dylan leads the way to the abandoned house.

Happy follows. Danny follows.

Happy Inkwell: But what if I leave and a ghost appears?

Dylan Dragotta: We can come with you.

Happy Inkwell: Yay!

Dylan smiles and heads toward Happy's house. Danny follows.

Happy Inkwell is going to his house.

Dylan knocks on Happy's door.

Happy Inkwell knocks on door. Buddy Pal Friendly opens the door.

Dylan Dragotta: Hello, Mr. Friendly.

Buddy Pal Friendly: Hello Dylan, Danny, Happy. What brings you home so early into your trip?

Dylan Dragotta: Happy was wondering if we should bring an adult.

Buddy Pal Friendly: Well, what do you want to do?

Dylan Dragotta: We want to go to the abandoned house.

Buddy Pal Friendly tilts his head.

Buddy Pal Friendly: Oh? What are you doing there?

Dylan Dragotta: We're going to tell ghost stories.

Buddy Pal Friendly: What if it summons a ghost?

Dylan Dragotta: That'd be spooky!

Dylan smiles.

Happy Inkwell: Yay!

Dylan Dragotta: Do you want to come with us?

Buddy Pal Friendly: Okay.

Dylan leads the way to the abandoned house again.

Happy Inkwell holds Dylan's hand.

Buddy Pal Friendly follows.

Danny follows.

Buddy Pal Friendly: Are you sure this is safe?

Dylan Dragotta: Nope!

Dylan looks around the abandoned house.

Buddy Pal Friendly walks in.

Dylan walks in behind Buddy.

Buddy tests the floor.

Buddy Pal Friendly: It's safe!

Happy Inkwell walks in.

Dylan and Danny walk in.

Buddy Pal Friendly sits on a couch.

Buddy Pal Friendly: Should I light the fire?

Dylan Dragotta: Oooh! Yes! Fire!

Buddy Pal Friendly dumps a bunch of blood candy wrappers into the fire place and puts a log in there before using a match to light it.

Dylan sits and watches the fire.

Happy Inkwell nuzzles Dylan.

Dylan nuzzles Happy.

Buddy Pal Friendly: Who wants blood candy?

Danny Elfman: Me!

Buddy Pal Friendly gives him a handful of blood candy. Blood candy is a cherry ball shaped candy designed exclusively for Buddy to eat whenever he loses too much blood as he is literally made of candy.

Buddy Pal Friendly: Who wants to hear my ghost story?

Dylan Dragotta: Me.

Danny Elfman: Me.

Happy Inkwell is playing with the fire poker.

Danny sits down and sucks on the candy. Dylan and Danny look up to Buddy for the ghost story.

Buddy Pal Friendly: Back when I live in the cold place, I was told by my parents to never go outside. One day, I went outside…

Dylan's yellow eyes widen.

Dylan Dragotta: What happened?

Buddy Pal Friendly: I saw a ghost!

Happy Inkwell holds Dylan's hand.

Dylan and Danny shiver in fear.

Buddy Pal Friendly: Who's next?

Dylan Dragotta: One time, I was inside a mine and….

Happy Inkwell: Why?

Dylan Dragotta: I was looking for gold.

Happy Inkwell: Okay.

Dylan Dragotta: And I heard a man's voice!

Happy Inkwell makes scared bird noises.

Dylan Dragotta: The voice screamed "Get out!"

Happy Inkwell scared.

Dylan Dragotta: I call the ghost 'The Screaming Ghost'

Happy Inkwell is cuddling Dylan.

Danny Elfman: Dylan, it sounds like you upset a miner.

Dylan Dragotta: Oh…

Happy becomes less scared.

Happy Inkwell: What?

Danny Elfman: He went into a mine and someone shouted to get out. Sounds like it's a miner.

Dylan Dragotta: That makes sense…it wasn't an abandoned mine.

Happy Inkwell: Oh… That's a lot less scary.

Buddy Pal Friendly: I use to be a miner.

Dylan Dragotta: Ooooh!

Buddy Pal Friendly: Who's turn is it now?

Danny Elfman: One day, I was playing in the woods when I came across a ghost crying.

Happy is listening.

Danny Elfman: Actually, it was about your size and shape, Happy, but it was white and it flew off.

Happy Inkwell: A ghost me?

Danny Elfman: Yes and it cried like SQEEEE!

Dylan Dragotta: …Danny, it sounds like you saw an owl.

Happy Inkwell: An owl?

Dylan Dragotta: Sounds like a snowy owl.

Happy Inkwell: Is it my turn?

Dylan Dragotta: Yes.

Happy Inkwell: I saw a ghost named Bobby and we were friends until I had to go away.

Dylan and Danny clap for Happy's story.

Buddy Pal Friendly: Yay!