boyfriend dazai who always finds himself admiring you, whether it would be as you sat and worked at your desk or performing any mundane task - his eyes always seemed to linger over his pretty girl.
boyfriend dazai who's arms always rest atop of your lower back, nudging you ahead of him when walking through the ada halls, subtle hints that you are his.
boyfriend dazai who squeezes your thigh or wavers his hand over your skin as a way to comfort you but also feel anchored to you - oh your leg bounces a bit too anxiously under the desk, prepare to see his slender digits rub circles against your thigh.
boyfriend dazai who can feel his chest tighten as he looks down and sees you stare up at him while he unconsciously lifts a hand to brush a strand of hair behind your ear and he just sits - mesmerised and wondering what he could have ever done to deserve you.
boyfriend dazai who definitely annoys you at work, refusing to do his own paperwork. Purposely knocking over a cup on your desk or "accidentally" blowing a stack of papers off your desk. In all honesty, he just loves your attention and he would be lying if he said he didn't love the little frown between your eyebrows as you try to act pissed at him.
boyfriend dazai who loves coming home after a long day of work and slump on the couch with you wrapped in his arms as he wraps a loose arm around your waist and whispers sweet nothings in your ear, maybe also to check if you really are pissed about his antics but chuckles to himself as he feels you melt in his touch.
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boyfriend dazai who loves wrapping his hand around your smaller wrists and pinning them above your head as he uses one hand to wrap your thigh around his waist while thrusting into you.
boyfriend dazai who also loves feeling your hands grab at his broad shoulders in ecstasy, especially if you dig your nails into the skin, leaving red marks as proof of the pleasure only he can give you.
boyfriend dazai who will gladly nudge himself in between your thighs no matter the location or time - whether it would be under your work desk as he pushes your chair back and lifts your skirt up or in the comfort of your own bed where his frame glides down your body and you feel warm hands grab and squeeze at flesh impatiently.
boyfriend dazai who previously grabs your thighs as a means to comfort you makes sure to also grab your thighs as a way to show you that you are doing so well, hands grabbing at your skin while you ride him into the headboard or while you wrap those same thighs against his shoulders.
boyfriend dazai who's guilty pleasure does involve pushing you to your knees as he swiftly slides his trousers off before grabbing the back of your head and guiding you against him. The sight alone is enough to make him pulse against you, i mean that is his pretty girl eager to worship him.
boyfriend dazai who definitely keeps a folder on his phone with the aftermath of each one of your sessions, claiming that they are his prized possession and clearly a way to relieve stress at unexpected times. Knowing about this often makes you be the one that quickly slides into the bathroom stall, making sure to surprise him with plenty of pictures before rushing back to your desk and patting down your skirt, smiling at him from across the room.
⠀ ⏝ི✿ ⠀a/n ; hiyaa i am sorry if these got a bit lengthy or just a bunch of rambles, i am still new at writing but thank you for the support on my chuuya hcs <3
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So we all know by now that Dazai is comfortable enough around Chuuya to show nervousness/worry.
Enough times for Chuuya to pick up on that pattern. The pattern, may I remind you, that doesn't have evident correlation to either nervousness or worry to most people. One that can even be interpreted as misplaced given the situation.
Which means that Dazai has done this in front of Chuuya so often, that Chuuya at first was hella confused, before he finally made a connection between when and why it happens. And still remembered that connection after four years of separation. Which gets us to my point:
What if this isn't the only emotion Dazai displays weirdly?
What if he has multiple unconventional patterns he displays for sadness, frustration, content, or disgust? The times he really feels them, and they become too strong for him to just deal with normally? What if these are the only times he's actually being genuine with his emotions?
And Chuuya is the only one who is familiar with them all?
Dazai would be jumping rope and Chuuya would be like, "quit sulking, let's get icecream"
Dazai hanging upside down on the couch and Chuuya going, "It's okay, mackerel. You can cry."
Dazai actually crying, full on heart-wrenching sobs, and Chuuya unironically going, "What, good news?"
It's just... comforting, for one person in Dazai's life to read him like a book. Everyone else would look at him like he's crazy, displaying wrong emotions/behaviors at the wrong time, but Chuuya knows that it's just how he processes feeling properly, and thus he's the only one Dazai can count on to put things into context and understand, which makes him display them even more openly.
Because Chuuya never shamed him for his quirks, as much as Dazai never did his.
𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 — i wrote this while being sick, so don't attack me if this has a lot of spelling mistakes and errors.. and i just wanted to write some silly little headcanons so my apologies if this isn't good lol happy reading as always and i hope you enjoy :3 (yes i did remove fedya from this sorry) NOT PROOFREAD
𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬 — bsd men and how they eat the 😼
𝓓𝓪𝔃𝓪𝓲
this man is a MUNCHERRRR. will gladly eat you out any day of the week, any time of the day. he does not care if you're at work — will not hesitate drag you in a storage room of the agency and eat you out there. one time ranpo walked in on dazai giving you the most toe-curling head, and used that as blackmail on you two, demanding he'll keep quiet if you bought him candy for the rest of the week. safe to say that you put a ban on sex at work for a month (spoiler alert: you didn't last).
sit. on. his. face. make a mess on it — drench his face in your juices and he'll thank you. hell, even better if you ride it — he'll cum untouched so fast.
he's skilled in the art of eating pussy — knows all of your weak spots like the back of his hand. don't ask him how many times he's done this — he'll just flash you an innocent looking smile, never actually answering your question.
knows how to make you scream and takes advantage of that — urging you to cum over and over on his silver tongue, saying "just gimme one more, darling," only for it to turn into another, and another until you lose count.
he takes his time when giving you head — tongue tracing your hole all the way up to your clit, savouring the taste of your arousal before he devours you.
KEEPS EYE CONTACT !! works his mouth on your cunt while his big, warm, brown eyes filled with mirth stares at you the entire time, smirking at the beautiful expressions you make — loving how flustered you get from his gaze alone.
likes to use his fingers while eating you out — long digits probing at the rough patch of your g-spot while he sucks on your clit — a deadly combo that has you creaming in his mouth in seconds.
overall a 10/10, knows how to use his tongue and isn't afraid of using it.
𝓒𝓱𝓾𝓾𝔂𝓪
messy eater !! is not afraid of getting filthy, if he's gonna go down on you, might as well do it properly.
he's really into 69 ! not because he gets pleasured as well (though he's definitely not gonna complain about it), it's more of a physiological thing for him. it gets him so impossibly hard when you slobber and struggle to take his cock down your throat just because of the sheer pleasure he's giving you. it's adorable to see, really. also gives him an excuse to shove his cock down your throat himself, groaning something about "him doing all the work," but he wouldn't have it any other way.
as much as he loves pinning you to the bed, holding your hips down while shoving his face between your legs — he'd much rather eat it from the back. what can he say? he loves your ass — spreading it apart to bury his tongue into your hole, occasionally slapping or pinching your cheeks to tease you — it's pure filth.
he knows your limits, of course, but sometimes he can't help but go a little overboard — too lost in the feeling of lapping up your sweetness, circling your clit before dipping his tongue into your hole. it's best not to interrupt him during this — unless you actually want to stop, he's gonna pin you down harder with a low growl before getting back to his meal.
he doesn't use his fingers that often while eating you out — would much rather make you release on his tongue, but wouldn't mind indulging you if you really wanted it. gloved fingers probing at your sweet spot — groaning out praises for being so good for him.
he's a talker !! growling, muttering and even moaning words of encouragement while he eats your pussy — the vibrations of his lust-filled voice making your toes curl and head lull back.
9/10, he's less about technique and more about instinct — and it works.
𝓙𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓸
he's a sadist through and through — very into edging you. likes to hear your heartbeat speed up then suddenly drop when he pulls his face away from your cunt, laughing at your misery like it's the funniest thing in the world. don't get him wrong though — he eventually does let you cum, eventually.
when he's not edging you, he's overstimulating you. sometimes he does it right after edging you, too — didn't you want to cum? he's giving you what you wanted this whole time, you should thank him for it, really.
not afraid of using toys on you during he goes down on you — he loves hearing your desperate whines and and attempts of forcing him away because "it's too much," what nonsense — he thinks, jouno knows your limits, he knows you can take it. now be a good girl for him and let him enjoy his meal.
100% a pussy slapper — he likes hearing you squeal his name, while your neighbors definitely hate you both for that. he's so mean about it too, spreading your pussy lips apart to land a harsh but swift smack on your clit — it has you tearing up and crying out his name so cutely, he can't help but do it again, again and again.
jouno knows exactly which spots make you writhe in pleasure, and he takes advantage of that — relentlessly pounding his fingers into your g-spot while suckling on your clit, it has you seeing stars in mere moments.
did i mention he can make you squirt? he's incredible with his hands and mouth — combine that with the fact that he knows all of your weak spots, it's a killer combination. even if you're not a squirter, he still gives you the best orgasms you've had in your life.
8/10, he knows your limits and knows when to stop — but sometimes he can be a little too… sadistic.
𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓹𝓸
another munch right here — he'll eat you out anytime he wants, and when you want him to, of course !
ranpo gets super whiney while going down on you, his face would be flushed down to his neck — muffled moans of your name escaping his glossy lips, it's an adorable sight.
his glasses would be all fogged up, please take them off for him so they don't get dirty (he'll be whiney after if you don't)
ranpo has 0 experience, might need you to teach him some of the basics at first but he's a quick learner, quickly figures out and memorises which spots make you moan louder and your cunt wetter.
he doesn't care that much about technique, relies on feeling instead.
he doesn't like using his fingers, would rather pleasure you simply with his tongue — but he might cave in if you whined for long enough.
LOVES having you sit on his face — he needs to be drowned in your essence, and what better way to do that than have you ride his face? use him to get off, he might whine and kick his feet at first but he'll give in eventually !
sucks on your clit like it's his favorite candy — at least that's what he tells you. could spend hours and hours between your legs if you'd let him, sucking at licking at your clit before dipping his tongue in your hole, he might like it even better than candy, actually.
7/10, inexperienced but his enthusiasm makes up for it — really messy too.
note — if you don't agree with the ratings then that's fine, they can eat you out however you want them to lol.
warnings; Minor descriptions of s3xual actions, ejaculation w/o penetration. Not rlly proof read.
A/N: GUYS I'M SO SORRY FOR NOT POSTING A LOT IDK WHAT'S UP WITH ME I GOT NO MOTIVATION BUT I'M GOING TO TRY TO GET A REQUEST OUT ON THE 28TH DON'T THINK I FORGOT BOUT U GUYS
Headcanons↘︎
• While making out, the first kiss would always make you burst out laughing so it takes the two of y'all at least 10 tries to actually start making out.
• Once you went down on Chuuya and he was feeling it TOO much and almost suffocated you(he apologized profusely after)
• He's definitely broke the bed while having sex with you(using his ability to reach deeper points) but it didn't stop him from continuing.
• Y'all have done it in his office and Kōyō had walked in on yall before scolding the two of y'all.
• Chuuya had gotten leg cramps once and you had offered to ride him the rest of the time.
• Blasting music in a private residence (like a hotel, say PM went on vacation) just to have sex with reader and yet the both of you were still audible.
• For getting to close the blinds/window and a neighbor hears/sees.
• Chuuya finishing whilst y'all are making out before penetration(After a long mission)
Scenario↘︎
Oh god, how long that mission was. You and Chuuya we're assigned a mission last minute and nobody was particularly "up for it" or in other words, you two were the only ones at work at the ripe time of 1 in the morning. It wasn't even a fun mission, it was one of this long dragged out mission. But at last, you and the ginger haired man finally arrived home at the time of 5am.
Once y'all enter the house, your thoughts began to roam of the images of Chuuya's body stiff clearly full arousal during the mission and you had to admit, it made you feel some sort of way. Chuuya glances over, slowly walking to you before embracing you from behind. The bulge in his pants was prominent against your body as he slowly suckled and nipped at your neck.
Soft whines and gasps escape your mouth, head thrown back against the others shoulder. "Mh-mhm~ Chuuya. The whimpers escaping your mouth and before you knew it, your back was pressed firmly against the closest wall. "Fuck, darlin'. I couldn't help myself. You just looked so damn pretty during the mission." This confession made your face blush a deep, wine red as you simply glance away slightly, god how you loved this man.
You felt the other cup your cheek and pull you in for a kiss which you greatfully accepted. Your hands gently cup his neck one thumb rubbing up and down his jaw line. You could practically feel the need radiating off of Chuuya as his tongue pushed passed your lips to explore the caverns of your mouth that he so desperately wanted to explore. You allowed it, yall's tongues danced in a harmony of passion and intimacy and before long, the ginger was getting touchy.
His hands found your rear, gripping it firmly as his tongue is plunged into your mouth tangled around your own. Your couldn't help but let you soft whimpers as you had to slowly pull away, panting. "Ha, sorry it was just, a lot." You murmur, taking deep breathes but when you look at your boyfriend his face is a bright red. You cock a slight eyebrow in curiosity.
"What's wrong?" You asked which made Chuuya look away, he seemed, embarrassed? "I- uhm." He stamppered over his own words, his hands gripping onto your waist as of now. "I'm nintey-nine percent sure I just you know. Came." Chuuya said before burying his face into your neck. You hadn't ever seen him in such an embarrassing state but you couldn't deny that it was kinda fun.
"You came? From making out with me?" You scoffed playfully glancing down and indeed, his pants were well, soaked to say the least. A red hue rose to your cheeks before speaking once more. "Maybe uh, maybe we should take this to the bedroom?" And once you suggested that the man in front of you lit up like a lightbulb, scooping you up in his arms with a chuckle. "I'd never deny such an offer, doll."
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-Waves- hi! I really enjoyed your ranpo and dazai hcs, would you do some for padded baby dazai?
I hope you have a wonderful day 💚💚💚
⁺ ﹒ say something, dude ! ﹒ ⁺
˚﹒🤍𖥔 I am actually SO sorry for how long this took oh my lord. 7 months later and you’re finally getting it…! I also am not suuuuuper into BSD atm, so please excuse any out of character-ness, I haven’t wrote dazai in so long! and he’s just such a tricky character to nail perfectly. I hope you enjoy these, anon!
🩹 ⋯ For starters, age range! I know a lot of people are verrryyyy keen on how they see little Dazai, whether it’s teenager, kid, or baby. It’s like there’s an all out war at all times for how people view the guy, jeez! I personally see him being a baby regressor (totes not projecting, why would I?), spanning from 1-3 normally. Though when he regresses, he’s typically at the very base of his regression, the teeniest ever. Poor kid would be so frightened feeling so little, especially if having to be padded was apart of the whole experience. He’s at his most vulnerable, and that’s terrifying when your mind is set on escaping to survive every day of your life(? is it really living?)
🤍 ⋯ I see Dazai having started to regress during his Port Mafia days, though he was completely unaware to the idea. Age regression is typically a defence mechanism your brain uses against stressful moments or extreme trauma, after all. Being stunted at a certain age wouldn’t have been uncommon for him, given how traumatizing that setting was for him. After a while of feeling that foggy, uneasy feeling in his brain and gut, completely unsure of why he felt so tiny, he’d wind up having a nightmare of some kind — which is when the accidents would start.
🩹 ⋯ The accidents were a once a month or so occurrence for a while, occasionally increasing whenever he wound up injured in the midst of a fight. Everything would just push that feeling in the back of his mind towards his ceiling more, and more… accidents made him disgusted in himself, and he would absolutely refuse to be padded at first, have you seen this man? He would deny, and deny… he doesn’t need any of that.
🤍 ⋯ Once Dazai found himself into a safer setting where he could allow his mind to regress freely, now understanding himself maybe just a little bit better, the topic of diapers would be brought up to him by none other than Kunikida. Regressing typically lead to an accident, usually during his nightmares, but an accident nonetheless, and cleaning that up day after day can be rather troublesome. After a while, I can see Dazai giving in, although hesitant.
🩹 ⋯ While other people offer, Dazai would learn how to change himself first thing. Letting someone else do that for him would be more trouble than it’s worth. Occasionally, he’s too reliant to do it himself, and requires a bit of help, though he always feels a tad ashamed in the midst of it. This kid would NEED to be reminded about diaper changes. He’d forget almost instantly, which more often than not means he’d wind up with a rash of some kind. Which hurts the baby, a lot :(
🤍 ⋯ Overall, diapers would make him feel so, so tiny. For a long time he’d resent them for that, making him feel even more vulnerable. But if and when he learns how to accept his regression as a part of himself, he’d probably appreciate them for that very reason. Though… looks around… Dazai may take a while on that much, haha.
ADA Chuuya but it happens in the dumbest way possible
Ok so for some reason everybody in the SKK Tag seems to be losing their minds over the fact that Chuuya would have left the PM with Dazai if asked recently(like come on guys,they’re both obsessed with one another,I thought we knew this)
So naturally as someone who checks that tag like every couple hours it’s been on my mind too
But what if Dazai didn’t ask and Chuuya still ended up in the ADA somehow?Like something finally pushed him over the edge and he decided to leave,taking Akutagawa(cause I will not shut up about how much that’s his boy,bite me) and Gin(cause there’s no way Akutagawa’s leaving his baby sister behind).
They destroy their paper trail best they can and wait the situation out in England with Shirase and Adam,using those two years to come up with convincing fake backstories and get some sort of employment backlog(cause unlike some people they can’t just have their government buddy erase the evidence using a delusional twink).
Fast forward a bit and Gin suggests the ADA as an option.They’re small,independent and have field work so they’d basically be set.The guys agree and arrive there,waiting for Fukuzawa to receive them when out that office walks Dazai.
And all four of them are like
And the two parties awkwardly kinda walk past one another and for the next several weeks Chuuya and Dazai are just pretending they don’t know one another.Nobody’s buying it cause their ex energy just reeks,not to mention that Chuuya trips Dazai every time the guys so much as seems to be passing him and Dazai “accidentally “ doesn’t hear Chuuya on a daily basis.
So everyone decides to ask Gin cause Akutagawa gives off a kinda murder-y vibe.
Gin tells them that the two were friends in high school and had a big falling out.Everyone takes that as “homoerotic situationship” and moves on.
Chuuya and Dazai are none the wiser to this,until Ranpo feels bored one day and decides to ask Chuuya how dating Dazai was.Chuuya puts the story together and lies,quickly dragging Dazai aside and explaining it to him as well so they can keep their story straight.
And until Atsushi shows up they have to keep going along with it,lest they be thrown into the slammer.
