#bsc

Y/n*Smilling as Capsaicin is shyly holding his sketchbook* I sat here and posed for like 10 minutes, let me see the product~

Child!Capsaicin*Blushing and slowly shows his drawing of you*...Bu-but...

Y/n & BSC*Freeze seeing the drawing*...

Y/n*Voice pitches*I-Is that me?-

Child!Capsaicin*Looks down with pouty lip, puts the sketchbook away, and goes to stand up*!!!

Y/n*Stops him, picking him up and setting him back down for a hug, grabbing the sketchbook and admiring the drawing*-N-no!It's nice! IT'S SO NIIIICE~OOOOH I NEVER LOOKED BETTER!!~

BSC*Is in the corner covering his face, his shoulder shaking, silently laughing*-!?!

Y/n*Bitting inner cheek to not laugh*-Ooo-OOOH!Where we-were youuu~when it was time for photos!~

Child!Capsaicin: Mama/Papa/Noni I don't think it looks good...

Y/n*Kissing his cheek and shrieks*IT.IS.FAN-TASSSTIC!~

Child! Capsaicin: W-why was Daddy laughing?...

Y/n*Eye twitches and glares at your husband, who is on his knees*YOUR DADDY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING ANYWAY!?

BSC*Wheezes hard like a hyena*!?!-

PROPAGANDA:

[Black Sapphire Cookie]

"He can break the fourth wall, and knows code, so he can code himself to have OUR (yes our) babies."

[Jing Yuan]

"MY BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS JING YUAN. he is a father to one yanqing already, and i will make him mother another. he’s powerful and sleepy and smart and beautiful. he also has a pet cat (read: massive albino lion) named mimi (kitten in Chinese). he was born to be a housewife to tend to his garden and birdwatch while barefoot and pregnant and by god i am up to the task."