#bruce arians

I had a request to do my favorite NFL coaches. So here it is. There are few current coaches that I like to fuck, so I'm adding some former coaches to pad this list out. To be fair, the current ones are in the top five.

#10. Sean Payton

I dunno what it is about Payton that attracts me to him. I just want him.

#9. Jon Gruden

I just took notice of Gruden only recently with his nice chest and ass. Damn shame he won't be coaching in the NFL again as I'm betting those two feature will only get better with age. Hopefully some college team will pick him up.

#8. Rex Ryan

I just love Rex as he's the best looking of Buddy Ryan's sons. How is Rex better looking than his twin brother Rob? The foot fetish thing makes him hotter and the long hair on Rob makes him less hotter. What? I hate long hair, but I'd still fuck him.

#7. Bruce Arians

Started following him when the Bucs won the super bowl. I can't believe I never notice him since then and now that he's retired, I'm kicking myself for not noticing him sooner.

#6. Wade Phillips

Wade’s got all the goods to me. Handsome, the gray hair and a thick hairy body. If he was still in the NFL laying his great D, he'd be my #1.

#5. Pete Carroll

Pete has that dad/granddad next door look, A 6' tall silverfox who takes good care of himself.

#4. Doug Pederson

Handsome, a hefty 6'3" with thick tree trunk legs, which is a fav of mine.

#3. Mike McCarthy

Handsome and thick, I see Mike as I bottom. NO ONE tell me otherwise as I just want to be up in dat ass.

#2. Andy Reid

Been a fan of Andy since he coached the Eagles and he's only got better since then.

#1. Bill Belichick

Look… putting his fake vaccination papers aside for just a moment, if this is true—and knowing how badly the NFL treats players, it definitely does have more than a ring of truth—if it’s true, then Bruce Arians needs to go. I admit that I was quick to run with all the memes, but yeah, after hearing more deets come out, it’s Arians’ behavior that was unconscionable. Hopefully AB has the receipts, because those text messages and doctor’s appointments are going to be crucial.

Getting back to the fake papers. I’m Black and I completely disagree with the sentiment, but I’ve always said that I dO understand some Black people’s vaccine hesitancy IF that hesitancy is based on generational fears from the Tuskegee experiments. At the beginning of the pandemic, Eye had those same fears myself, but honestly? Once I saw for myself that uncounted white people of all ages and across all socioeconomic backgrounds were lining up for the shot, it allayed all my fears. From its inception, the U.S. government has bent over backwards to privilege white people, up to and including slavery and genocide. If there’s two things you can depend on, it’s that death is a certainty, and the government isn’t going to intentionally harm hoards of wealthy white folks. And it sucks that Black and Brown people in the global south can’t get one shot, as so many here in America are refusing them.

What I don’t get is the, “I’m healthy so I won’t die from coronavirus,” mentality. It’s hubris. I read that something like 60% of Americans have underlying health issues that we are unaware of. Those undetected co-morbidities can happen with anyone. Even to a young, professional athlete. And a lot of regular people who claim to be “healthy” and take care of their bodies are just fucking lying to themselves.

Anyway, back to AB and Bruce Arians. I’m very curious to learn what the truth is.

IG: buccaneers (12/12/21)

And this is what head coach Bruce Arians had to say about Tom scrambling for yards

You might say it was a wild season, but the Tampa Bay Buccaneers came out on top with a decisive win over the Kansas City Chiefs in Super Bowl LV thus becoming the first team in NFL history to play in and win the Super Bowl in their home stadium.

43-year-old QB Tom Brady along with head coach Bruce Arians silenced all the doubters 🤐 as they finished 2nd in the NFC South and took home the ultimate prize, the Lombardi Trophy.

The Bucs have retained their entire starting Super Bowl lineup and will most likely just focus on adding some depth as well as some younger players at these positions:

Interior Defensive Line

Edge Rusher

Interior Offensive Line

Offensive Tackle

Running Back