#broughttoyouby

🎤 "Still relyin' on your drones for content, Voxy, or do ya finally have enough footage to host your talk show?"

Oh hey, Wes! Still haven't been turned into a pair of boots, I see! Slippery little weasel now and forever, aren't you?

You know, speaking of my drones! Did you know we got into security not too long ago? Yeah, we've equipped our publicly for sale drones with some low grades weapons. Less than lethal style, mostly just a little short range taser.

My private ones, though?

    "You might find yourself in the middle of a deal your ego won't let you back out of!"

Oh, be still his beating heart. He's TRULY and IMPOSSIBLY captivated by that shitty and obnoxious grin. That was totally happening right now.

Doctor Robotnik bit his tongue as the mobian destroyed what little of his personal bubble remained.  There was a quiet click as he knew the other had him pegged. He so hated these traditions, but he hated being called a coward even more. Wes proved yet again just how much he new the Doctor. How irritating.

The talk-show host would find his shoulders being squeezed and his legs lifted from the ground. The villain looked over his shoulders twice, then yanked the weasel into a mild-nature mistletoe kiss —— pressed deep as to stand by his ego.

Wes would then be dropped as the Doctor folded his arms and gazed elsewhere with a huff, accompanied by some grumbles of dissatisfaction and light hints of embarrassment. Ugh.

    Well, THAT's a quick way to get Wes to NOT go into the pool--he was expecting a nice, relaxing soak in the warm water, but now he's certain he would have ACCIDENTALLY made the water a bit warmer. And yellower.

    Now he's just standing there with a towel around his waist, naked, his tiny beady eyes blinkin'. "Well HEY there, lady! Can I HELP YA? If you're hopin' for an autograph, well, I'm fresh outta pens. Or pencils! You caught me at a weird time!"

❝ Ah-hahahaHAHAHAHA HA. ❞

OH FOR THE LOVE OF -----

he jabs an accusatory finger brinn and this RAT’S way (has shadow seen him on TV?). “i don’t know how you kept up but i said to be quiet. so shut up.” maybe he’ll just run super fast. that works really well for him. most of the time.