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A collection of fluff-based oneshots following Loki & Thor's tumultuous sibling relationship while they navigate Midgard life.

No crowns, no thrones. Just silly stuff🥰 These don't need to be read in order. References to an f!reader throughout. Collection list will be updated when a new oneshot is posted 💖

Mischievous Creatures (w/c 1.8k)

Asgard's Greatest Lover (w/c 1.4k)

UGH FOR REAL!!!

So. Goats, hm?

I wonder which character from Thor relatives was recently shown with goats, HM?

Fans: Fat Thor!

MCU:

I woke up later than usual. Damn. My godlike alarm personal clock Thor would have woken me up already...damn again. My breakfast should be this burnt french toast. Nope. I'll swallow my grapefruit juice and then Midgard is awaits me.

It's cloudy outside. Will Thor be pouting nervously, in the golden Hall of the Sun? Well, good morning you too, Asgard...

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Oh, books again. And pens. I buyed a nice fountain pen and a little notebook absolutely useless since I have a drawer full of them. Thor wouldn't be happy but now is in his precious Asgard, let him enjoy his time...

I love walking in the streets and run pleasant errands. I love to look at people. People are very interesting. The cashier at stationary shop was shy, and quiet...she was afraid to do mistakes, but I realized that just a couple of right words can change someone's attitude. And someone's day. I've smiled at her, and soothing my voice. And she's fine. There was a young woman, nervous in the Postal Office, worried about a missing letter. I've read disappointment on her face, and frustration in her eyes. So I've whispered in her mind in form of a quick intuition. "Everything will going fine. You'll figure out something else." My Mother was right, Midgard is such a fascinating place, full of fascinating, interesting, beautiful yet tormented people...

I'm home now. I've put some little wooden logs in the fireplace and now the mood is better. I'm not cold, but the crackling fire sound is like a loved one's voice. And I feel less alone.

You’re lucky i have really good memory.

-”Now you might be wondering, why i, Thor the god of thunder ended up here” 

-”Hold on, let me just circle back around- i thought we were really connecting just then” 

-”BEHOLD- my stuff”

-”I named this one Des and this one Troy. Together they are destroy” 

-*upon seeing Loki’s statue* “what the-” 

-”Hello Father.” “Oh shit”

-”I present Thor, prince of-” “No no no, you had one job.” 

-”I swear i left him right here” “Right here on the sidewalk or in that nursing home that’s being demolished?

-”I don’t know, i’m not a witch” “No? Why do you dress like one then?” 

-”I can’t believe you’re alive, i saw you die, i mourned for you!” “Im honored?” 

-”I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR THIRTY MINUTES” 

-”you think you’re some kind of sorcerer? Don’t you think for a second you second rate-” 

-”Kneel” “I beg your pardon?” 

-”she’s the, It starts with a b” “trash” 

-”I don’t see thunder, but i do see sparkles!” 

-”Oh do you know each other?” “I’ve never met this man in my life” 

-”He’s my brother!” “Adopted.” 

-”aw now he’s threatening me” 

-”DIRECT ME TO WHO’S ASS I HAVE TO KICK” 

-*being dragged away* “AGH LOKI”

-”It sounds like you had a very intimate relationship with your hammer, so much that losing it was comparable to losing a loved one” “that’s a nice way of putting it” 

-”YES! WE KNOW EACH OTHER, HE’S A FRIEND FROM WORK!” 

-”Oh and Loki, Loki’s alive! Loki, look who it is!” “I have to get off this planet” 

-”YES, THAT’S HOW IT FEELS!” “Sorry i’m just a fan of the sport” 

-”What’s the team called?” “the uh.. revengers” 

-”i want revenge, you want revenge, and you uh..” “I’m.. undecided” 

-”Surprise!” “OW!” 

-”MBLERG ITS ME” 

-”THE SUNS GETTING LOW THE SUNS GETTING LOW” “Would you stop that?!” -”You’ve been on other planets before!” “yeah! one!” “Well, now it’s two”

-”wait you’re just using me to get to the hulk. That’s gross” 

-”Just give me twelve hours” “i can do it in 2″ “…I can do it in one” 

-”Were going through there” “the devils anus?” 

-”We might as well be strangers now, two sons of the crown set adrift” “I thought you didn’t want to talk about it” “…Heres the thing” 

-”Loki, i thought the world of you, but lets face it, our paths diverged a long time ago”

-*holding back tears* “yeah, maybe it’s for the best if we never see each other again”  

-”Hey, lets do get help” “what?” “Get help” “No, that’s humiliating” 

-”Do you have any other ideas?” “No” “were doing it.” 

-”Help my brother’s dying, get help!” *Flings loki at enemies* “HELP HIM” 

-”It’s a luxury ship, like for orgies and stuff” “did she just say this ship was used for orgies” “yeah, don’t touch anything” 

-”I CAN’T FLY THIS THING” “USE ONE OF YOUR PHD’S YOU HAVE PLENTY” “YEAH BUT NONE OF THEM ARE FOR FLYING ALIEN SPACE SHIPS!” 

-”This looks like a gun” *fireworks and loud music erupt from spaceship* 

-”In return, i wish to be granted safe passage through the anus” 

-”You know i don’t like that word” “What? mainframe?” “What? why would you think-? Slaves!” “Oh sorry sir, prisoners with jobs” 

-”YOUR SAVIOR HAS ARRIVED!” 

-”But man, you’re really the worst” 

-”Who are you? Thor, god of hammers?” 

-”I saw you coming” “Of course you did” 

-”You’re late” 

-”Hit her with your thunder!” “I just hit her with the biggest thunder bolt in the history of thunder and it didn’t do anything!” 

-”HULK NO! CAN YOU FOR ONCE JUST NOT SMASH!” “BUT BIG MONSTER!’

-”Asgard is not a place, it’s a people” 

-”Oh Miek’s dead, i stomped on him and felt bad so i’ve kind of just been holding him all day”  

-”It suits you” “I might hug you if you were here” “I’m here”