Reader Who Always Gets a Crazy Date, And They See Megatron at the Autobot Base
*After Ratchet opened a ground bridge for them they collapse to the ground in exhaustion.*
Ratchet: What happened? Are you injured?
Y/N: No. BUT I'M ANGRY! WHY CAN'T I GET A NORMAL FRICKIN' DATE?!
Arcee: Huh?
Y/N, Holding up their fingers as they go over every person: First guy was a murderer, second a serial killer, third a thief, another serial killer, and then today it was a cultist who tried to sacrifice me to their god "UNICRON!" Like what kind of ridiculous name is that?!
Next you see Megatron standing there
Y/N: What's cookin good lookin'? Whatcha doing next Friday?
Arcee quickly scoops you up to put you in the hallway: No. Absolutely not.
Y/N: What? If I can't get a normal date with a human I might as well try dating a Cybertronian
