when we get to all come together and join in utter harmony, it truly is the most wonderful time of the year.

credit to angelicCompatriot and entomicAnomaly for our holly jolly cover art

thank you so much to @kyleehenke for lending her incredible talents in various different roles for this number, and the biggest thank you to everyone thats stuck around and supported us through 2025.

hello friends! i sUppose yoU coUld say that ive been strUck with a sUdden stroke of brilliance. and as sUch, i have decided to go a bit of a different roUte for this particUlar song. forgive me if my voice soUnds a little different in this one... i mUst admit, i am feeling a little... horse ^u^

Welcome SAHCon goers and non-goers! I have a special little show for you, courtesy of myself and @broadway-equius- A dear fellow equestrian in their own right. The lyrics, are unchanged, and the art is also by dearheart @0w0, a spectacular appreciator of the hoofbeast form.

I hope that this finds you well- And if it doesn't I hope these help a little.

D --> That concludes the double feature

D - -> I like big bots and I cannot lie

You lowbloods can't deny

When a girl walks in with her iron base and those rivets in your face

You must SWEAT

Have to stop and stare cause you notice that bot was BUFF

Chrome shining in the moonlight

Mechanisms wound up so tight

Megido, I want to repair you

And then ensnare you

Other highbloods tried to warn me

But I need you to come and scorn me

Hey, redblood, steel skin, you want to be more than friends?

Well, command me, demand me!

Cause I know you understand me!

I see you breaking

Well I'm done with faking

She's iron, steel

And the only thing left that's real

I'm tired of other trolls saying they don't like how I roll

Take any battlebot and ask them that

She has to have batteries in the back

So robot (yes?)

Robot (yes?)

Did your hardware make the cut? (Oh yes!)

Well, scold them (scold them)

Scold them (scold them)

Tell them what is what

My baby's a bot

(Lowblood poise with a highblood booty)

My baby's a bot

(Lowblood poise with a highblood booty)

I like them cold

And metal

When I just can't settle

I can't help myself

I'm acting like trash

That's when I need to clash

I wanna feel your whip

And mmm!

Crack it

Mmm! UGH

I'm not talking about candies

Cause licorice is for dandies

I want your fury, strong and unyielding

I don't want any shielding

Zahhak keeps sweating

Wanting you or betting

So I'm looking at machines

Pint sized tin cans that can't stay clean

You can have your cans

They couldn't handle a real man

And to all the soulbots, I want your hands upon me

Your wrath upon me

I must tell the truth when I say I want you (MNRGH) until the break of dawn!

Soulbots never steer me wrong

Too many fools don't like this song

To forbid you

Or quid you

While I do nothing but permit you

Because I'm STRONG

And I'm B100

And inside, so are you!

So, soulbot (yeah?)

Soulbot (what.)

If your good at tying knots

Then come back, reverse the flow

And everyone will finally know

My baby's a bot

My baby's a bot

D - -> Oh... Yes, this is going quite well

D - -> But, um, Aradia, do you think I-

D - -> Could you pass me a towel? Perhaps I...

D - -> No? Oh... Well uh...

D - -> Okay then

D - -> So your cyborg has a warped core

With adamantium plating in store

Well, that plating isn't needed

To score

My stallion don't want none unless you've got bolts, hon

You can install upgrades or patches

But please don't lose those bolts

So mechanics want to make you sleek, and say that bolts are weak?

Their lowblood ways just rend you

And I've got to move quick to mend you!

So, Sollux says your cold

Well, that slime needs to be told

Of your iron fist and stern disposition

He should go back to fishin'

The tin cans made by Strider

Your weaker than the spider

Give me a soulbot so I can make my soul hot

Feeling hits me like a bow shot

Some lowblood went and said

That we could never become red

The talk is low and crude

I know you'd never be that rude

So soulbots, if your fist is cold and you want me to do as I'm told,

Dial 1-900 ZAHHAK

Put your mark upon my back!

My baby's a bot

My baby's a bot

another hit-home banger

some things you just gotta let go of yknow?

(Lyrics under the cut!

Backing vocals done by our very own Equius, the amazing caballineToxophallic!)

@broadway-equius

ii feel liike thii2 alway2 end2 iin dii2a2ter but.

fuck iit.

that2 why iit2 called takiing a leap or whatever ii gue22.

lyriic2 by me under the cut