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I’m Damon albarns 2nd daughter

I know that’s a crazy accusation but please just listen to me

I was born in 2006 after Damon had slept with my mother (un-named for privacy reasons) my mother says that damon has not been told about my existence. All I know was that they met at some sort of party or nightclub and Damon was drunk out of his mind.

I know I will probably get questions so I will answer them below

How do you know your mum isn’t lying??

- I have no solid proof but I do trust her.

Do you have any proof??

- as I said before Damon hasn’t been made aware of me as far as we know so no.

Do you have Damon’s last name??

- no I take my mothers last name and I have no plans on changing it

Feel free to ask questions and I’ll try to answer them if I can with the limited information I know