#brian!

While I want you to feel welcome here and never ever ever ever ever ever EVER leave, there are just a few teeny tiny rules which must be obeyed at all times. Even while sleeping! Don't worry! It's nothing crazy! I'm pretty chill. 😎

🥳 RULES OF THE CULT 🥳

🤪 Don't talk about the cult

🥺 Do not talk about the cult

🥸 No social media

😏 No shoes

🤒 We wear blue

😍 Don't question the leader

🧐 Some other rules

It’s— not your “hanged man”. Alternate universes. And that wasn’t an invitation to take my phone.

Well, I want to talk to him, and you’re not passing along messages right now, so—

You just tried and burn half my face off!

Was an accident.

Which you should still be resting from, by the way. You’re covered in rainbows—

I would be if he wasn’t trying to take my phone!

Relax, son—

I’m nonbinary.

—kid, then, sorry. I’ll be responsible with it. Won’t set it on fire or anything. On purpose.

…fine.

- Galahad, Ghost, and Mournius @the-mechasillies

Oh.

I. Hello there. I-- wasn't expecting--

Didn't think you'd want to talk to me. You have your own . . . version of me. I'm not the me you remember.

Though you might not understand the difference, do you?