#bree tag

my home screen is my parents 💜

LISTEN. It's not a PERFECT comparison but consider:

They have sweet little angelic baby faces

And cute scrunchy giggle faces

Very awkward/clumsy at times

Makes mean evil jokes and tries to pass it off as cute (also a Byun Baekhyun trait but I'm NOT assigning that man to MY blorbo)

Misunderstood icons (this is Lando Norris apologism maybe)

They are both beloved by me

first impression: intimidating but nice

truth is: lovely and a lot less intimidating once i got to know you, but bree i stg if you send more sex ed essays into the wayne family groupchat, i am going to laugh way too loudly and my parents will want to know

how old do you look: idk immortal ig because you’re Super Old, Way Old, Older Than Both My Moms,

have you ever made me laugh: so many times

have you ever made me mad: so many times (mainly what you write in mfa)

best feature: your passion and persistence, you’re so good at just. wanting things and trying to get them and succeeding. i admire that bc i have Anxiety and i bend over backwards for others’ wishes sometimes but You’re Really Out Here Doing Amazing <3 

have I ever had a crush on you: oh you’re ancient no thanks