âTonyâs Pizza delivery!â Danny knocks on a door and stands back slightly, waiting for the answer. Silence. He knocks again. âPizza order! ForâŚâ he checks the box, âRob!â
Thereâs the thud of footsteps behind the door, but it doesnât open. Itâs like someone walked right up to it and is waiting. The house itself has blacked-out windows and piles of trash on the lawn. Something about the situation feelsâŚoff.
Danny pulls out the taser, which he usually keeps in his pocket. The other hand tightens slightly on the pizza box. He doesnât go intangible, not yet, but his powers bubble around his core, ready at a momentâs notice.
The door swings open. Thereâs a gun pointed at his face.Â
Acting on instinct more than thought, Danny snaps the taser forward and presses the button when it meets the manâs arm. Thereâs a roar of pain and the gun is dropped.Â
Keeping a hold of the taser, Danny drops the pizza box on the steps. âYou owe us payment next time you order thank you goodbye!â
He bolts, grabbing the bike and wheeling it next to him instead of jumping on it. Pulling on intangibility it spreads to the bike as well. As soon as heâs around the corner, Danny goes invisible. His heart is hammering against his chest and all he wants to do is curl into himself.Â
Still, he keeps a hold of the bikeâno good if it suddenly pops into existenceâand breathes through his panic. The taser worked. Sure, he didnât get paid, but he also didnât get shot. If Tonyâs upset, Danny will ask him to take the cost out of his wages.Â
After another few minutes of breathing exercisesâthank you Jazzâheâs settled enough to flicker back to visibility and bike back to the shop.Â
Tony glances up at him when he enters and does a double take. âWhat happened, kid?â
âDidnât get payment for the pizza. Sorry.â
The ownerâs eyes narrow. âThis wouldn't happen to be because someone pointed a gun at you, would it?â
âErâŚâ
Laughter is not what he expects. Tony just grins at him. âKid, I just got a call saying the delivery boy had a taser he wasnât afraid to use and skedaddled without payment.â
Danny winces, waiting for the beratement.Â
âRob gave you a five-star review. Said itâs the smartest move heâs seen in a while. Paid over the phone for once. Youâre good, kid.â
He lets out a breath he didnât realize he was holding. âDo people often answer the door for pizza while holding a gun?â
A shoulder shrug. âAround here, itâs more common than youâd think. But if you think youâre in danger, you act to protect yourself, got it? The pizza shop will recover if someone decides to order elsewhere. Besides,â and Tonyâs grin edges on feral, âthey donât get many other choices.â
Crime Alley residents, Danny decides, are a rare breed of people.
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Ravio: Your smile looks forced.
Legend: Thatâs because it is.
Legend: Kill him.
Wild: This is the kind of quality advice I look for.
*The Chain is having dinner together*
Wild: Hyrule, can you pass the salt?
Hyrule: *Throws Legend across the table*
Wild: I really like this whole âgood guy, bad guyâ thing you guys have going on.
Legend: Itâs not an act, itâs just that Iâm mean and Hyrule isnât.
Thought I'd return the favor to you!
Ok, but the pass the salt is accurate. Thank you so much!
Some Triple Threat propaganda for @breannasfluff, a sequel to the one I made her for that anon who wondered why Legend and Rulie look so fem. Fixed it!
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and figure out why is poor boy getting electrocuted:)
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Uuuuuh.... my first instinct was gonna be Wind, for various reasons, but then I realized the ultimate truth to all of this and know the correct answer.
FOUR!
He's a one man boy band! Split him into four and he can be the gruff one, the mysterious one and the sensitive one! They auto synchronize for the perfect dance number! And because he's still one guy he'll reap the rewards of all the different merch depending on which one the fangirls are most into at one time!
Wind flopped down in the grass, throwing his hands up to cover his eyes from the sun. âThat was crazy.â He said, panting slightly. âWho knew monsters could even do that?â
Twilight lowered himself down next to the sailor. âIt looked like they were trying to dance.â He complained. âI just stood there completely bumfuzzled!â
It took Wind a moment to process what Twilight had just said. âBumfuzzled?â He questioned, holding back a laugh.
Legend groaned from somewhere off to his left. âItâs another one of his weird sayings.â The other hero said. âDonât question it.â
Twilight gave Legend a look of mock offence. âWeird saying?â He squawked. âIâll have you know that my âweird sayingsâ are-â
Wind closed his eyes, tuning out the conversation. He snickered quietly to himself. âBumfuzzled.â