i've been on this subtle quest to find these breakfast bars that i used to love but couldn't remember the name of. i couldn't find them anywhere and i was heavily convinced that i was just making these things but they were SO good
so i was doomscrolling and i found this post about them and i was SO SHOCKED because apparently i had forgotten that were served in elementary schools across the US but i couldn't remember the brand or what flavor it was, which is why i thought that i could purchase them in stores. well, turns out they are only sold to schools through the distribution site. HOWEVER, i could not accept this fate.
so after doing some digging, i managed to find a 12 pack being sold through Walmart from what i think? is the distributor, and even though they were way a little too expensive for my broke college ass, i NEEDED to get them to confirm or deny my hypothesis
and mind you these were best things ever. they're these banana chocolate chunk breakfast bars (iykyk) that were served cold (mine came warm but it's fine, it was the only way i could get them shipped) for breakfast when i was in elementary school. i don't eat breakfast now. how could you ever compare to the PEAK elementary school breakfasts?
anyways, they came today and honestly. worth it. instant flashbacks when i took the first bite of this fucker. delicious. masterpiece. theses fuckers KNOW how to do breakfast. i would eat this for breakfast, lunch and dinner. do you know how much self control it took for me not to devour this whole 12 pack in one sitting? all of it.
10/10 experience, i am so happy. my stomach is so happy. i will never know peace like this again. i will never be content again.