Not everything would always go according to plan, and a Barton knew that better than most. This had certainly not gone to plan. Instead of an easy mark, the situation had gotten dicey and now here he was, bleeding all over and hurting like hell. Fucking fantastic. Well he looked like hell but he was sure those other guys were NOT getting back up again. But what was probably the WORST out of all of this? The fact that is just so happened to be his damn baby brother that had found him. And here he was, injured like hell and too fucking spent to carry out his normal little goal of sticking an arrow through blue eyes just like his own. Things NEVER seemed to go according to plan. 

❝  Isn’t this supposed to be the part you MAKE SURE I’m dead? That way I don’t come huntin’ your ass down again?   ❞  At least he was still conscious, able to tell his surroundings even though everything seemed to move in a haze of colours, swimming in his vision and unable to make out details for the moment. Barney had spent probably the last of his energy after that fight making sure those assholes hurt ten times more.

It was what he did best.

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❝  …what time is it ?  ❞  the question sounds distant and half formed as selina stretches out on the couch, toes pushing against the arm at the other end and spreading out. there’s no longer anyone to lean on, but as she stirs she realises the pillow underneath her head is actually his folded jacket, comfortable and expensive ( she’ll check it remnants of make up later… ) so he’s is still around the safehouse SOMEWHERE — her first guess would be the kitchen, but there’s no smell of food or cooking. propping herself up on her elbows, all dishevelled hair and bleary eyes - selina’s nose wrinkles as she tries to make sense of what exactly is going on and why he’s decided she’s worth his assistance ---

“Have this,” she said, giving him back the wedding ring she had on her finger for probably too long. “Maybe you can buy yourself a better coffee machine.”

I'm going with you.

also like. esp 14/15/16 year olds, their still developing and finding their place mentally and in general? 17 too. Like, just because someone is of age in the eyes of the law doesn't mean they truly know what theyre getting in to????

the google doc

trIED TO SUMMON TOM HANKS AND SUMMONED A DEMON INSTEAD

drank coffee creamer 

so obsessed with danny pino we had a folder of receipts 

is a hsm stan but doesn’t like hsm2, the masterpiece that gave us ‘bet on it’

clint vc: but think of all the avengers flavors if u buy them. also free pop-tarts.