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Did you know that only 11% of all original Star Wars action figure blasters where lost to vacuum cleaners and shag carpet during the late 70s and early 80s? The other 89% where all stolen by the creepy former burger pitchman, Mac Tonight. This sinister shiller stole these from millions of kids and then dumped giant mounds of them across parts of Tierra del Fuego. #Boskifacts #whoknew #thiscouldbeafact #starwarsactionfigures #missingblasters #mactonight #creepymascots #badadsofthe80s #shagcarpets #vacuums #kenner

On this day in 1996, a delightful sunny early December day, Six Flags Magic Mountain was rocked. That day saw the park almost destroyed when the most nefarious, loathsome and angriest meats squared off. Rival roving bands of Pimento Loaf and Potted Meat unfortnately choose the same day to enjoy the thrilling roller coaster experience. Things were tense but calm for a few hours. That calm was destoyed when questionable meats began quarreling over the correct wine pairing for nachos. #Boskifacts #whoknew #questionablemeats #magicmountain #rollercoaster #meatfight #spilikinscorners

Did you know that Montgomery Moose of the Get Along Gang and Eek the Cat did a stint in the French Foreign Legion in the 90's. #Boskifacts #whoknew #VeryForeginLegion #eekthecat #getalonggang #montgomerymoose

Did you know that 26% of all mountain goats have the ability to breath fire and play pinochle proficiently. #Boskifacts #goatnanigans #mountaingoats #Whoknew #firebreathinggoats #pinochle #yougoatsplayingcards

On this date in the 1987, McDonaldland was torn asunder when Captain Crook was arrested after it was discovered that he had absconded with McDonald Gift Certificates to help fund the BMX race fixing racket he was running in Portugal. #Boskifacts #captaincrook #mcdonaldlandmalfeasance #bmx #bmxracefixing #Whoknew

The real spark behind why the comedy team of Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin broke up was due to an argument over yaks having, or not having, object permanence. #Boskifacts #HoorayforBoskiwood #objectpermanence #jerrylewis #deanmartin #heatedarguement #yaks #yakpyschology #comedy #comedyteam

Did you know? This past November, historical information was discovered about Attila the Hun. Researchers discovered during a 10 hour layover at a Cinnabon in the Malta Airport. They found that the young Attila, was a phenomenal BurgerTime player. In fact he was a 6 time East of the Ural Mountain Champs. So when be became the head of Huns, he integrated those skills into the Huns military tactics. He realized that the marriage of dodging giant eggs, pickles and deranged hot dogs, along with Huns riding and archery skills would make a terrifying force. It did, just ask the Romans. #Boskifacts #attilathehun #thehuns #whoknew #historymaybe #videogames #ridersofthesteppes #shakethatsalt #mutantfood #eastoftheUralsBurgerTimeChamp #Cinnabon #Maltaairport #layovers

Did you know that Grover saved civilization 11 years ago today? On that day, Grover talked Elmo down from unleashing an army of genetically altered beasts. Elmo was going mad with power, so he developed Deviled Ham Headed Attack Pumas to reign terror upon humanity. So let us give thanks to truly Super Grover. #Boskifacts #whoknew #grover #elmo #sesamestreet #deviledham #mysterymeat #pumas #weirdscience