#borhap headcanon

(A/N: y’all 2021 got me fucked up, sorry I haven’t been active. I hope everyone had a hot person summer. Stay protected in sex, life, and the streets. Love you guys)

John isn’t the partying type. He knows how to party but somehow with John, it can go from 0 to 100 quickly

So for his birthday you decided to stop by a party then have a romantic evening

Freddie wanted to fight on it slightly more but when he heard your ideas he thought they were great

First you made him breakfast in the morning

Then you took him to his favorite music store

After that you let the boys have him while you set up at Freddie’s

You hung up a huge sign, put out his favorite foods and drinks

Everyone was there with gifts, partying and trying to wait on John

When he got there you all yelled surprise, to which he was

He got you and a drink in his hands immediately after walking in

Roger tries to get the naughty side of John out early on but he held back for that night

“You can have a good time John! My thing doesn’t have to be right after this. We can have all night together whenever you want.” You told him

“I would like to remember the nice night my girlfriend had planned.” It still made you blush when he called you that. You nodded your head as you walked back into the living room with him

Everyone came to see him and have some small talk but all night he was paying attention to you

Every time someone came over he made sure you were included in the conversation

“I actually have to leave, me and Y/N have a night planned.”

“Don’t be a bore! Stay a little longer.” Freddie begged with a wink. John blushed as he shook his head. You had picked up on other clues of the night that they knew something you didn’t, or they knew what you had planned

“Not tonight Fred, I’ll see you in the morning. Thanks for the party.” Freddie raised a glass. Everyone followed and toasted to John. He pulled you by the waist and walked you both back to your house

When you got there you took him to the bedroom where you had everything set up, almost. You made him cover his eyes as you lit the candles and got out his gifts

“Okay, open.” You stood at the other end of the bed with a huge smile

“Is- is that a new bass?”

“Brian helped me with it. Look, we signed the back.” You showed him. He went over and laid a big kiss on your cheek.

“I love it.”

“Okay, I’m going to get the champagne, you should… I don’t know… get undressed maybe.” You smiled as you left the room

The rest of the night was spent with you two and you two alone

He played the bass for you, opened more gifts, drank, all of the good stuff

“I hope this night wasn’t too like other nights.” You said as he played with your hair

“It was perfect.”

“I got you one more thing.” You reached over. You felt him move around before you looked back over to him sitting up. You handed him a box that he gladly took and opened

It was ring engraved with the night you two met. He let out a chuckle before shifting around again. He then looked behind him, moving his arm back to the front

“You beat me to it.” You looked down at the diamond ring he held in. You looked up at him as your hands covered your mouth. “Marry me Y/N Y/L/N because I don’t just want a night, I want all of them.”

“Yes! Are you kidding me? Yes!” Your arms went around him immediately, tackling him down. You passed kisses all over his face before taking the ring and putting it on. “It’s gorgeous John!”

“The boys helped me.” He said as he’s eyes met yours. “You’ve made this the best ever.”

“I’ve just been saying yes to everything tonight, huh?” You said as you looked down at yourself wrapped up in sheets. John blushed slightly before you grabbed his face and kissed him again. “Okay birthday boy, what next?”

“Mhm, let me think.” He faked his thoughts as he leaned in closer and closer to kiss you

Other things you did:

You bought him a new camera

Made him dinner

Took pictures with him all night

Get everyone to sign a birthday for him to keep

Got him a neckless with you and him in it

Talked all night about a wedding and your future together

Wrote a note to the guys that whoever got there first would be dead if they came in without knocking (to which Roger knocked and didn’t wait for an answer)

Set up a day trip for you two when he has an actual day off

Stayed with him all night

Made sure his favorite songs were played at the party

Danced with him at the party, even though no one can dance better than him

It’s really fucking goofy

He keeps making jokes and making you laugh all the time

Before the interview, he said to you that it’s weird because he’s never really done this with a s/o

But you both have lots of fun

The interviewer would sometimes make either direct or indirect questions about your relationship

Ben would immediately try to shift the conversation the what you both are there for (a movie, tv show, etc) if you become uncomfortable or if it’s too personal

He would rest an arm on the back of your chair, trying not to show too much PDA

You and Ben were always smiling throughout the interview

The interview Cracked up with you both

Ben would try to sneak looks at you will the interveiwer questions you both

He subtly compliments you

a/n : HIIII welcome back to my writing! I miss all of ya so much :-] the other day i was hit with this thought of just being ababie arpund joe so here's a hc about that. Also, i wanna thank y'all for sticking with me when i was unactive several days ago...it means a lot to me!

also, i'm Chloe! Figured i will reveal my name after a while. People call me coco or cookie sometimes, so...let's be friend, i guess?

anyway, enjoy this hc!! ♡

•••

so we all know about the virus, honestly i think i'm the latest person to write about this

but joe freaking mazzello 'course cannot stay sane that long without you, his 24/7 childhood best friend

so he asked you to move in with him when the whole quarantine thingy started

"Come on!!! You will have the world-famous, fanfastic dino-shaped pancakes by Chef La Mazzello every morning, (Y/N)."

that was his effort to persuade you

of course you said yes

"Fine, but it's only because of the pancakes."

no (Y/N) we ALL know it's because you're head over heels for him!!!

moving-in day

it's not the first time you've stayed at his house

but you were pretty nervous with the idea of living with him, everyday, him seeing you without any makeup, or anything

ESPECIALLY your habits of cleaning products...you tend to use baby shampoo and soaps

when you put your johnson baby wash in his bathroom, Joe frowned

"Whose baby is staying here?."

you stuttered, "uhh...it's weird, but, it's mine...dONT LAUGH OKAY JOE-"

too late

joe's dying on the floor

(((((bathroom floor))))

"(Y/N) yOU'RE AN ADULT."

you tickled him as an escape of your embarassment, feeling shy

"OKAY STOP STOP I'M SORRY!," he laughed

then ruffled your hair

"Even if you use dog shampoo, i'd still.."

you freezed

what's he going to say?!

joe took a moment before finishing his sentence

"....m-make yOU DINO-SHAPED PANCAKES! come on, (Y/L/N)! let's unpack your clothes after this."

then he went out of the bathroom

leaving you

red

and possibly close to having a sheer heart attack

grocery shopping with joe

on some days, joe (and you) is waAY to lazy to make efforts to eat

but at the same time you guys are hella hungry

so you guys order the classic chinese take-outs, or pizza maybe

but also in some days, you will go out grocery shopping with him and buy ingredients for dinner (with masks of course, wear your masks everyone!!!)

joe will grab cooking ingredients and other products

like milk

dairy-free milk because we all don't want joe screaming

anyways

Joe also grabs some chips

and snacks

then there's you grabbing baby snacks

gerber

happy baby

teethers cookies

all the good stuff

"Why..are you???????"

"Stop shaming my snacking behaviour!!! It's good okay,,," you said then running into another aisle

leaving mazzello

grinning

like that joe smile we all love

"Gosh, such a cutie..." he mumbled, then pushing the cart, following you

also he paid for the groceries even though you insisted to pay

ugh i love him

dinner time with joe

joe's not actually the worst italian chef

but he does need constant guiding and sometimes can be sloppy

you guys were cooking baked spaghetti that night, and thankfully it went okay

joe almost spilled the whole sauce from the pan but luckily you were there to stop him

so while waiting for the food to cook

joe decided to play some music off of his phone

and guess what he played

nope

not queen songs

BABY SHARK

the first verse came and you were laughing out loud

"Joe what the fuck???? What is thiiiis?."

joe is already bopping his head and throwing some dance moves

drop it like it's hoooooot-

"Aw come on baby (Y/L/N), bABY SHARK DOO DOO DO DO-"

so you joined him

AND YOU KNOW THE DANCE MOVES

yeah the clapping hands thingy

you guys were dancing so hard you both were sweating

Joe picked you up with his arms

you were a laughing mess and tried to get out of his grip when you both fell into his couch

you on top of him

and him under you

"....joe?"

for a moment you thought joe is going to kiss you

and he reached you cheek

DING!

the oven dings

joe shuffled and you quickly stood up

"I'll check it!," you said while running to the kitchen

SIS your heart was POUNDING because was he going to kiss you????

joe was also a blushing mess

"mazzello you dumb...," he whispered while rubbing his face

then chased you into the kitchen

dinner went a bit awkward

because you both are dumb dorks

but it went over and you guys washes dishes together then got ready for bed

bedtime!!!!

Joe does have a guest room in his house

but he said that the room is currently unavailable

under the following reasons of

"it's messy," and "it has a lot of stuff in it!." "my room's more spacious."

he really just want to have you with him in his bed (Y/N) come on!!!!

so you agreed to sleep with him

because of course you also can't wait to cuddle with him

ehm okay moving on so

you changed into your pajama

and it has gudetama patterns

joe chuckled when he saw you after changing your clothes

"I swear (Y/N), you're a baby trapped in an adult's body."

you pull out your tongue playfully then joined him

joe was scrolling his instagram, and you were checking out your emails

joe then pulled you closer to him

"You're cold, you need more warmth from me," he said, as an excuse

you smiled and rested your head on his shoulder

you did not realize it, but you were feeling sleepy and slowly you lulled off on his chest

joe waS SO hAPPY AND IS A BLUSHING MESS I TELL YOU

because this is exactly the thing he loved the most about you

the domestic side of you, your bare face and your sleepy figure

he turned off the lights as careful as possible

he don't want his baby to wake up

he cuddled you closer and realized

this is what he wanted to see before he's off to the clouds

so let's all hope the man will gain the courage to ask you out

because he can't wait to give you

his baby

more warmth every night :-)

I’m gonna go with Gwilym because I don’t have nearly enough of him in my masterlist. Thanks for the request, honey!! I love this concept xx

Fucking hell. 

This was the third night in a row. You groaned, shoving a pillow over your ears. The electric guitar in the apartment next to yours was basically shaking your bedroom walls. Did they have no consideration for people around them? It was - you rolled over to check the time - 9pm. 

Oh. 

Okay, so maybe it was totally justified that they were playing guitar. Still, did it have to be so loud? You rolled over, keeping the pillow pressed against your ears, calculating in your head how much sleep you’d be getting before you had to get up for work in the ungodly hours of the morning. Your mind wandered to your next door neighbour, not that you’d met them. Or seen them. In your half-awake state, you wondered what kind of person they were. To practise guitar in the evening, very well but very loudly. To have left boxes strewn in the hallway. So they were a cluttered, messy artist, but talented enough to get away with it. Exactly your type.

Some time later, how long you couldn’t tell, they were still playing the guitar just as loudly as they were (assumingly) a couple hours ago. They were repeating the same thing over and over, and it was getting so annoying and you were so frustrated, that you couldn’t take it anymore. With a huff, you threw your covers back and threw on a hoodie over your pyjamas and fixed your hair so it wasn’t so terribly messy, basically storming out your apartment and banging on the door next to yours.

Behind the door, you heard the guitar stop abruptly, and you let out a small sigh of relief. Perhaps it was the sleep deprivation, but you swore your ears were ringing. You didn’t cease your loud knocking, your fist banging against the door making it shake. You heard some shuffling behind the door, and a huff of frustration.

“I’m coming!” The exasperated manly voice startled you slightly, and even more so when the door opened and you nearly punched the man in front of you in the face; luckily he ducked out of the way in time. 

“Woah!” 

“Shit, sorry!” you dropped your hand, and suddenly it registered who was standing in front of you. 

Gwilym fucking Lee.

For some reason, the first thought that crossed your mind was that he didn’t seem like the loud musician type. Wasn’t he an actor?

You literally stumble sideways in shock, but lean against the doorframe to play it off like you meant to. He ignored your apology, his eyebrows raising at your awkwardness and initial, arguably justified, frustration. 

It occurred to you that your ‘outfit,’ or lack thereof, and messy hair, was completely inadequate and you crossed your arms across your chest. Gwilym was, on the other hand, dressed to the nines; smart pants, sweater, sneakers, and glasses perched on his nose. 

“Can I help you?” He seemingly couldn’t hide the sassy tone in his voice, and despite being a big fan of his work, you let out a huff. You couldn’t believe the guy was such an asshole.

“I mean, yeah, do you know how loud you were being? Some of us need sleep.” You rubbed your eyes; on purpose for dramatic purposes or not, you weren’t even sure yourself. Gwilym glanced down at his watch, and his mouth formed an ‘o’ shape. Maybe it was later than you thought; you’d merely stumbled out of your apartment after what seemed an endless amount of tossing and turning to the thumping music. 

“I guess I lost track of time. I am sorry, actually.” He seemed genuine, and it melted your heart and softened your resolve immediately. The entire atmosphere changed within an instant.

“It’s okay. I’m sorry for being so snappy,” you gave him a shy smile, ignoring the thumping in your heart at his return of your smile, and you continued, “Just keep it down, please?”

“I will…” he trailed off, looking at you with raised eyebrows.

“Y/N.” You stuck your hand out, and he shook it.

“Gwilym.” 

“I know.” You gave him an amused smirk, turning to leave.

“You do? Why didn’t you say anything?” He chuckled softly. 

this request was originally a blurb but then i wrote a few thousand words and it turned to a fic. so. oops?

WC: 3.3k

warnings: none besides typos!! only ONE curse word.

John Green once said, “As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, then all at once.”

And as a hopeless romantic, Y/N has wished since the original publication of the novel said quote appeared in (The Fault in Our Stars; one of her more modern favorites) that she could relate. In even the slightest!

Although, it was quite hard being a hopeless romantic who had absolutely zero men who were even slightly interested in her, zero social skills, and zero opportunity to fall in love with anybody. 

Until today. 

what can I say, I'm a sucker for domestic ben. thank you @benhvrdys​ for the inspiration  you beautiful soul //  just your local Ben Hardy hoe 💗

When Ben’s home, he loves to have little at home spa dates with you 

This means he’s got a hoodie, sweats, and long socks thrown on. A headband to pull those short curls back as you apply a face mask to his face

he’s got his eyes closed, a small smile curling onto his lips. His hands rest on the back of your thighs or on your waist as you stand between his legs

when you tell him you’re done applying it, he peeks up at you and grins with so much joy. his hands squeeze your body as you swap places and Ben applies a face mask on you

When you’re laying in bed or on the couch, waiting for the masks to dry, Ben tends to ask you if you’re in the mood for a color change and you can’t help but say yes because Ben is just so

You’ll tell him to surprise you and he’ll pick from your small collection of nail polishes before he removes your old nail polish from your toes and set your foot on his thigh

His eyebrows are furrowed, tongue peeping out between his lips as he concretes on painting your toes. 

Ben doesn’t do the best job, but he always makes sure to not paint your skin. if he does, he’ll use his pinky nail to clean the cuticle or area because “it’s what the nail technicians do”

Hi! Sorry this was extremely late! I have no real excuses except school and a whole fuck ton of procrastination! Here ya go! Sorry! Thanks for requesting, love ya! Xoxo

Gwil anniversary fluff

Five years, five whole years had been spent together with Gwil. While the years had seemed to fly by, you’d never felt closer to or more loved by him than right now.

You’d shared lovely anniversaries in the past, days that had been spent going on road trips, touring new museums or simply having a nice, quiet dinner together. This one, however, seemed different.

Gwil knew that you weren’t one for loud, huge displays of affection. Rather, it was the quiet, detailed yet simple things that touched your heart. Simply being with him was enough. However, he wanted this anniversary to be extra special.

After a day spent at a newly opened art gallery and dinner at a quiet but elegant restaurant, the two of you made it home to your apartment. Situating yourself into one of the comfy armchairs that sat in your living room, you opened up a book feeling content. While the day had been wonderful, Gwil following you as your toured the gallery, intent on seeing all of the marvellous pieces of art, this was your favourite part of it. You loved the peacefulness that existed within your homely, cozy apartment and you enjoyed being able to read together in peaceful silence.

Gwil had gone to your shared bedroom, possibly to grab a script for a new project, and you waited in your living room whilst reading. Too engrossed in the novel, you didn’t see him enter the living room, or begin to kneel down on one knee while plucking a small, black box from a pocket of his trousers. Only when he cleared his throat did you look up.

You looked at him, looked at the box, looked at him once more and then began to stammer profusely. Looking at the elegant ring perched gracefully in the small box you found your heart racing a mile a minute.

“I...um...wait, wait, are you like - are you proposing?” You stammered out, before the poor lad could answer, hurried, nervous words had come tumbling out of your mouth. “Holy shit, holy shit, ohmygodholyfreakingshit!” Seeing the fearful look upon his face, you’d begun to backtrack, “I mean, yes! Yes, of course, of course I’ll marry you I just - Ohmygod, I just can’t believe this is actually happening!”

A mischievous smile replaced Gwil’s fearful expression and he started to move the ring away from you, “I mean, if you really don’t want it, I can just return it...”

You swatted him on the shoulder before enveloping him into a tight hug, “shut up, I was just surprised is all. Of course it’s a yes, I love you, you big idiot.”

(Okay the one of Ben isn’t actually real it’s an edit made by the lovely @borhap-socials 💕)

Rami:

He would always insist that your kids were the smartest

They would always beg him to read a story before bed. If it wasn’t Daddy reading the story than it didn’t count

Rami would 100% be the pushover parent, and always say yes (especially to his daughter)

He would always want to take them with him on set or to interviews, they make him feel less anxious

When they were babies he was the one who loved to get up with them in the middle of the night because he wanted to bond with them

He would always make sure that you all were taken care of, even if he was away filming

100% would always let them sit on his shoulders when you were out in public

“Don’t tell mommy, but you can have ice cream for breakfast”

Cuddle time is his favorite time with the kids

Joe:

Otherwise known as the “fun parent”

even tho he was the fun parent he would have the ability to always be able to calm your kids down

He could always make them laugh and feel better

When your kids were babies he would always make them feel like they could “fly” and fly them around the room

He would tell them about the “real dinosaurs” he got to play with when he was a kid

He would definitely be the PTO parent and always help out with class parties and carpools

However you’d always have to tell him to watch his language around them 😂

He always makes sure he tucks them in bed at night even when he has to work late, he’ll go in after they’re asleep and say goodnight

“Don’t tell your mom but we can go sledding down the stairs” “JOSEPH NO”

Ben:

His favorite thing with your kids as babies was skin to skin contact, he loved to bond with them

He would get so worried any time they started to cry and would do whatever he could to help

He claimed he didn’t mind diaper duty but you knew he was putting on a brave face for you

As soon as they could walk he would try to teach them how to play soccer and drums

He loves cuddles, especially in the morning when they were still sleepy

You would catch him watching the kids sleep, he always wanted to make sure they were okay

“Whatever your Uncle Joe told you, don’t do it.”

“Don’t get up babe, I’ll get them. Yes I’m sure, you need the sleep.”

He would always tell you he wanted more because he loved having something half you and half him

Gwilym:

Your daughters would 100% be daddies girls, always wanting to be with Gwil

Whenever Gwil or you tried to put them down they would throw a fit so he spent most of when they were little being held by you two

A bed time story about Grandpa May and his band would always be their favorites

He would take them to all their play dates and little kid classes whenever he could because he loved seeing them learn

Somehow he could always get them to smile even if they were throwing a fit

“Love you have to be good for mummy! See? Everything’s okay, I promise.”

Their first concert would be Queen because of course

A couple times you would catch him rocking them at night, even if they weren’t fussy. He just loved to hold them

“Careful with the tray now! We made that breakfast especially for mummy. That’s it, right there on the bed. Happy Mother’s Day mummy!”

Allen:

From the moment they’re born, your daughter would be a daddies girl

She looks just like Allen and you fall for her eyes every time

He loved taking her to set and premieres, it was like his bonding time with her

As soon as your daughter was old enough, he would tell you he wants to have more

Cuddle time would be the best time for him, he loved to relax with the kids

He would always make sure everything was okay with you because he never wants you to worry about them

He would always take them to daddy and me classes so he could watch them learn

He would always tell them about the fun times he had with Uncle Joe, Ben, Gwilym, and Rami filming their movie about the “best band of all time”