#borhap headcanon

a/n : HIIII welcome back to my writing! I miss all of ya so much :-] the other day i was hit with this thought of just being ababie arpund joe so here's a hc about that. Also, i wanna thank y'all for sticking with me when i was unactive several days ago...it means a lot to me!

also, i'm Chloe! Figured i will reveal my name after a while. People call me coco or cookie sometimes, so...let's be friend, i guess?

anyway, enjoy this hc!! ♡

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so we all know about the virus, honestly i think i'm the latest person to write about this

but joe freaking mazzello 'course cannot stay sane that long without you, his 24/7 childhood best friend

so he asked you to move in with him when the whole quarantine thingy started

"Come on!!! You will have the world-famous, fanfastic dino-shaped pancakes by Chef La Mazzello every morning, (Y/N)."

that was his effort to persuade you

of course you said yes

"Fine, but it's only because of the pancakes."

no (Y/N) we ALL know it's because you're head over heels for him!!!

moving-in day

it's not the first time you've stayed at his house

but you were pretty nervous with the idea of living with him, everyday, him seeing you without any makeup, or anything

ESPECIALLY your habits of cleaning products...you tend to use baby shampoo and soaps

when you put your johnson baby wash in his bathroom, Joe frowned

"Whose baby is staying here?."

you stuttered, "uhh...it's weird, but, it's mine...dONT LAUGH OKAY JOE-"

too late

joe's dying on the floor

(((((bathroom floor))))

"(Y/N) yOU'RE AN ADULT."

you tickled him as an escape of your embarassment, feeling shy

"OKAY STOP STOP I'M SORRY!," he laughed

then ruffled your hair

"Even if you use dog shampoo, i'd still.."

you freezed

what's he going to say?!

joe took a moment before finishing his sentence

"....m-make yOU DINO-SHAPED PANCAKES! come on, (Y/L/N)! let's unpack your clothes after this."

then he went out of the bathroom

leaving you

red

and possibly close to having a sheer heart attack

grocery shopping with joe

on some days, joe (and you) is waAY to lazy to make efforts to eat

but at the same time you guys are hella hungry

so you guys order the classic chinese take-outs, or pizza maybe

but also in some days, you will go out grocery shopping with him and buy ingredients for dinner (with masks of course, wear your masks everyone!!!)

joe will grab cooking ingredients and other products

like milk

dairy-free milk because we all don't want joe screaming

anyways

Joe also grabs some chips

and snacks

then there's you grabbing baby snacks

gerber

happy baby

teethers cookies

all the good stuff

"Why..are you???????"

"Stop shaming my snacking behaviour!!! It's good okay,,," you said then running into another aisle

leaving mazzello

grinning

like that joe smile we all love

"Gosh, such a cutie..." he mumbled, then pushing the cart, following you

also he paid for the groceries even though you insisted to pay

ugh i love him

dinner time with joe

joe's not actually the worst italian chef

but he does need constant guiding and sometimes can be sloppy

you guys were cooking baked spaghetti that night, and thankfully it went okay

joe almost spilled the whole sauce from the pan but luckily you were there to stop him

so while waiting for the food to cook

joe decided to play some music off of his phone

and guess what he played

nope

not queen songs

BABY SHARK

the first verse came and you were laughing out loud

"Joe what the fuck???? What is thiiiis?."

joe is already bopping his head and throwing some dance moves

drop it like it's hoooooot-

"Aw come on baby (Y/L/N), bABY SHARK DOO DOO DO DO-"

so you joined him

AND YOU KNOW THE DANCE MOVES

yeah the clapping hands thingy

you guys were dancing so hard you both were sweating

Joe picked you up with his arms

you were a laughing mess and tried to get out of his grip when you both fell into his couch

you on top of him

and him under you

"....joe?"

for a moment you thought joe is going to kiss you

and he reached you cheek

DING!

the oven dings

joe shuffled and you quickly stood up

"I'll check it!," you said while running to the kitchen

SIS your heart was POUNDING because was he going to kiss you????

joe was also a blushing mess

"mazzello you dumb...," he whispered while rubbing his face

then chased you into the kitchen

dinner went a bit awkward

because you both are dumb dorks

but it went over and you guys washes dishes together then got ready for bed

bedtime!!!!

Joe does have a guest room in his house

but he said that the room is currently unavailable

under the following reasons of

"it's messy," and "it has a lot of stuff in it!." "my room's more spacious."

he really just want to have you with him in his bed (Y/N) come on!!!!

so you agreed to sleep with him

because of course you also can't wait to cuddle with him

ehm okay moving on so

you changed into your pajama

and it has gudetama patterns

joe chuckled when he saw you after changing your clothes

"I swear (Y/N), you're a baby trapped in an adult's body."

you pull out your tongue playfully then joined him

joe was scrolling his instagram, and you were checking out your emails

joe then pulled you closer to him

"You're cold, you need more warmth from me," he said, as an excuse

you smiled and rested your head on his shoulder

you did not realize it, but you were feeling sleepy and slowly you lulled off on his chest

joe waS SO hAPPY AND IS A BLUSHING MESS I TELL YOU

because this is exactly the thing he loved the most about you

the domestic side of you, your bare face and your sleepy figure

he turned off the lights as careful as possible

he don't want his baby to wake up

he cuddled you closer and realized

this is what he wanted to see before he's off to the clouds

so let's all hope the man will gain the courage to ask you out

because he can't wait to give you

his baby

more warmth every night :-)

Anons, send me all the fluffy, thirsty, angsts thoughts about the cast and band

Hi! Sorry this was extremely late! I have no real excuses except school and a whole fuck ton of procrastination! Here ya go! Sorry! Thanks for requesting, love ya! Xoxo

Gwil anniversary fluff

Five years, five whole years had been spent together with Gwil. While the years had seemed to fly by, you’d never felt closer to or more loved by him than right now.

You’d shared lovely anniversaries in the past, days that had been spent going on road trips, touring new museums or simply having a nice, quiet dinner together. This one, however, seemed different.

Gwil knew that you weren’t one for loud, huge displays of affection. Rather, it was the quiet, detailed yet simple things that touched your heart. Simply being with him was enough. However, he wanted this anniversary to be extra special.

After a day spent at a newly opened art gallery and dinner at a quiet but elegant restaurant, the two of you made it home to your apartment. Situating yourself into one of the comfy armchairs that sat in your living room, you opened up a book feeling content. While the day had been wonderful, Gwil following you as your toured the gallery, intent on seeing all of the marvellous pieces of art, this was your favourite part of it. You loved the peacefulness that existed within your homely, cozy apartment and you enjoyed being able to read together in peaceful silence.

Gwil had gone to your shared bedroom, possibly to grab a script for a new project, and you waited in your living room whilst reading. Too engrossed in the novel, you didn’t see him enter the living room, or begin to kneel down on one knee while plucking a small, black box from a pocket of his trousers. Only when he cleared his throat did you look up.

You looked at him, looked at the box, looked at him once more and then began to stammer profusely. Looking at the elegant ring perched gracefully in the small box you found your heart racing a mile a minute.

“I...um...wait, wait, are you like - are you proposing?” You stammered out, before the poor lad could answer, hurried, nervous words had come tumbling out of your mouth. “Holy shit, holy shit, ohmygodholyfreakingshit!” Seeing the fearful look upon his face, you’d begun to backtrack, “I mean, yes! Yes, of course, of course I’ll marry you I just - Ohmygod, I just can’t believe this is actually happening!”

A mischievous smile replaced Gwil’s fearful expression and he started to move the ring away from you, “I mean, if you really don’t want it, I can just return it...”

You swatted him on the shoulder before enveloping him into a tight hug, “shut up, I was just surprised is all. Of course it’s a yes, I love you, you big idiot.”