#booboos

“skekNat learns an important lessons and gives skekMal a wider breath”

also known as

“The day skekNat moves into the castle and ruins everybody’s day”

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YES!! tysm!! Us humans are really weird in this sense, we tend to anxiously or instinctively do things that might infect us, and harm us, yet they’re considered normal, and no one ever worries over them.

Perhaps, when you’re like 7ish you’ll find your mum telling you to stop picking at a wound, but that’s ABOUT it!!

So, can you imagine aliens, probably from a more developed species who KNOW these things are harmful and can potentially seriously hurt you, seeing a human do one of them?

I’m going to start wth the whole picking at wounds thing. If you’re part of a crew, you probably get wounded. And sometimes these wounds are sorta small and you don’t really wear anything over them. That’s a HUMAN thing aliens will notice quickly. Even when your wound or whatever is still not fully healed, people don’t do much to cover them. But they might think this isn’t that big of a deal.

However, one day everyone’s (my) favourite Zitar sees Billie picking at a wound, tearing off the small bit of scab that had already formed over the wound. And xey would FREAK OUT. “Why are you tearing the scab off?!?! You’ll get infected!”

Billie, being the little shit she is, might just go “Yeaj, probably, it’s just a nervous tick”

( Zitar is ready to murder her )

Aliens will spend a LOT ( and I mean A LOT ) of time trying to figure out a logical explanation as to why we do things that might get our wounds infected, by FIND no conclusion, with leads them to having to just add

“Humans apparently like getting infected”

To the Handbook.