fanon autism: wow im so smart but i cant talk to people but im a math genius. i can hear like a bat but i have no friends :( i wish there was a cure for autism, my DISEASE... all i do is annoy my friends but trust me im endearing... because im useful!
canon autism: i was late to school/work today because i put on a shirt but it had a kind of weird tag so i tore through five shirts before finding one without it, then i made breakfast before remembering i hate the texture of eggs, so now these are going to go to waste, but if I throw this away I’ll die, but I can’t physically eat it, so I guess I’ll save it in the fridge forever, but when I got out the door I noticed it was too cold for me to be okay out here, so i went inside to get my jacket, but it was really heavy and the texture hurt so i took it off in the car then put it back on after i got out of the car then didn’t wear it rest of the day
fanon adhd: im so quirky and fun, i love doing quirky things like theatre and history :) i sometimes wanna impulsively do things like talk a lot :0.... im not like other girls!!!!
canon adhd: my intrusive thoughts make me want to shit on tables jump on things and cry ALL THE TIME but thats okay because i have work to hyperfixate on now if only i can oh no my brain said no. but i really have to so i guess ill try to power through it-- oh no i zoned out all day i guess ill just pick it up tomorrow. i had medicine to take this morning right? dang it i guess i forgot. oh no i also forgot my jacket, backpack, art, phone, and medicine all in different places. I looked for all of these things and found the remote I lost last year but not these things. guess I’ll give up and take my sleeping drugs. oh no my sleeping drugs didn’t work I didn’t sleep all night. guess I’ll pace around the house-- oh THERE’S my things! all in the same room? what?
