For now though, I present to you Bob Headrush because he’s cool and I’m to skiddish for ocs rn

But it’d probably just be easier to do it through a poll for the YDKJ hosts

Schmitty

She/It Pronouns

Transwoman

Demi & Pan

Also goes by Sophia

Actually an ancient god, forced into the body of an artificial human. Eventually does break out of that body

Was Scylla. Yes, that Scylla

Married to Nate (also they're soulmates!)

Dandelion Bracketeering is her persona

She's a shapeshifter with numerous Different Forms. Including a quip form and just goop.

It can't cook, but it's a pretty good baker.

Nate

She/They pronouns

Fingender & Femme

Omnisexual

Kitsune, they currently have 2 tails.

Specifically a fennec fox

Adopted and raised by humans when she was around 150 (currently 200 years old)

Married & Soulmates with Schmitty

Became a Relationship Consultant/Therapist post-Binjpipe

Is a drag queen. Her drag name is Fernanda Waterloo after the ABBA songs

Can Shapeshift, but usually just sticks with her human form, fox form, and letting her ears, tail, and claws out in human form.

Cookie

He/Him Pronouns

Transman, Catgender

Bisexual

Dated Schmitty

Was human, until his consciousness was removed from his body via Binjpipe. It was unknowingly put back into the body of a clone of him grown from cat DNA, not his original body.

Because of this, he transforms into a cat animorphs style in inopportune moments, especially those of high stress. Both transformation into a cat and into a human are really painful.

Friends with Nate in high school. Got his original job because of them.

Very good at cooking

Speaks Italian

Retains cat ears and tail in human form. Got those traits a few years before full cat transformations began.

Guy

She/Him Pronouns

Demigirl & Boyflux

Vincian

Human who ingested the powers of a god, thus becoming one herself

Married to Cookie's brother/the Champ'd Up host

After leaving Jack, started working as a physical therapist and self defense instructor, with his focus being in working with disabled people.

Also has a daughter and coaches her softball team.

Had no involvement with Binjpipe

Was a theatre kid growing up, along with being a jock

Sport of choice is hockey. Baseball is a close second

Buzz

He/Him pronouns

Transman

Aroace

He is Dr. Jan Peskin, first summoned Binjpipe after the ride, and continues to work with her-not by his own choice-even past full stream

Was human, but ingested leftover animal DNA Binjpipe used to grow cookie clones. This made him an artificial chimera

He also fused with one of the cookie clones, taking on some of cookie’s features as a result

Chimera form is part kit fox, whale, goose, rat, and reindeer. The clone he fused with also was grown from the fox. While it’s a different type of fox, it’s a cruel reminder of his relationship with Nate.

Married to Schmitty’s brother

Not on speaking terms with Nate after Full Stream. He and Schmitty at least try to remain civil due to being in-laws

Runs an apiary that’s also a front for Binjpipe after the company is destroyed

Bob

Any pronouns

Genderfluid

Pansexual

Alien from another planet

His home planet was actually one Schmitty created long ago. They have a more liquid, slime-like physiology because of this

Can shapeshift but stays in her humanoid form most of the time

Was far enough off world that Binjpipe couldn’t reach zir

Dating Milan

Closest with Schmitty and Buzz

Its last name is in fact Headrush