#bnha.

EJIRO KIRISHIMA—

You and Kirishima love to find innovative ways to make him less pointy-like?

So you go down to your local store and buy a whole bunch of condoms…

Kirishima was like your little science experiment, and you were his cute professor.

To pass boredom on your off days, you and Kirishima would go around your shared apartment and find items that would make him less pointy.

Marshmallows, chewing gum, even q-tips. If it was soft and could be punctured, it was going on him.

The two of you conjuring up ideas, you think to yourself. “Hey, what if I put condoms on your spikes?” He laughs at your comment. “I’d like to see you try!”

Challenge accepted.

Going to your local store, you buy a good amount of 5 packs of large condoms. There were a lot of stares, but it’ll be worth it in the end.

Arriving back to your shared apartment, you tackle Kirishima. Straddling him you pull his hand out, “sharpen your finger!” He resists and turns away, “what the hell are you doing?” He exclaims.

You roll your eyes in frustration, you begin to tickle his sides. Laughing at your touch, you know that some spikes pop up ever-so slightly when he laughs.

Finding a tiny one on us finger you press onto his pressure point hard, making him scream in in pain his finger points up.

Pulling out a random condom, you roll it onto his finger and laugh. “Poke me!” You say in excitement, sighing in relief and the sudden tickle attack, he pokes you.

Gasping in relief, you grab his finger and make him poke you harder.

“Wow” he says.

Wow indeed.

DENKI KAMINARI—

You and Denki like to sneak out of the dorms on weekends and drive around and do car chases on villains.

“Don’t step over there! Get in the car from my side the cameras are over there!”

Currently you and your boyfriend were in the student parking lot. Trying to stay in the blind spots from the many cameras.

The red sports car sits pretty, whilst the both of you are in distress. Climbing into the backseat and into the passenger seat, you plop down into your seat sighing in frustration.

“Okay let’s go!” You whispered in excitement. Denki starts the car and rolls out of the parking lot and meets at the gate.

He steps out the car and slaps his hand onto the gate, electrocution pulses from his veins and to the gate.

After a beep, the gate opened and the both of you were out on the town.

Sometimes the both of you like to chase petty villains in the car. The both of you are known as the villain keepers.

Eberything went smoothly until the both of you arrived back on campus to find Aizawa standing in the parking spot.

Let’s say that you and Denki had to personally clean everyone’s hero costume for 3 months…

MINA ASHIDO—

The both of you like to do prank calls on pro-hero’s

Sometimes it goes a little too far?

“Hello, this is Mindnight speaking”

“Yes, hello! I am here to inform that there has been a security breech at the current bank, if you could send in your account number that would be great!”

“Yeah sure it’s xxx-xxx-xxxx”

Ending the call before she could

Finish the both of you laugh.

“Why did she just trusts us like that!” You exclaim.

“I don’t know! She didn’t even look to see if our number is authentic…” she says.

Laughing you think to call another hero, “oh! Let’s call Endeavor!” You say. Pulling out your folder of hero names business cards, you pull out Endeavors.

Mina takes the card and dials it, after letting it ring for about five times, the other line picks up.

“Endeavor speaking”

Eyes widening in shock, Mina slaps you on the arm begging you to star the conversation.

“U-um yes, hi I’m (fake name), I came to tell you that me and son, Shoto Todoroki are in a relationship.”

In shock at your own words you mute yourself to scream. “L/N, what the fuck were you thinking?” Mina exclaims. Opening your mouth, no words.

“what’s your quirk?” He asks.

“Um (water or ice related quirk)?”

A couple seconds after some silence, he answers.

“I can arrange a meeting for the both of you and myself, please hold.”

Who knew Endeavor was such a match maker?

And who knew you were going on a date with Todoroki a week later?

SERO HANTA—

Sero was bored so he crashed into your dorm and made you involuntarily become his mummy subject!

Relaxing in your room, Sero bangs on your door. Getting up from your bed you open the door.

“Lie down, now” he says. Frowning in confusion, he takes you by the waist and pushes you on the bed.

On top of you, he pushes his hair back with his hand. “This shouldn’t hurt, kay?” He whispers, you blush at his words.

“Just be gentle, please” you close your eyes and hear him use his dispenser.

30 minutes later, you’re wrapped up like a Christmas present.

“Sero Hanta!” Wiggling in irritation, he laughs. “How adorable, my little caterpillar!” He laughs.

“When I break free from this, my foot will be in your ass!” You scream, Sero smirks at your threat, “okay, good luck trying!” He then walks out of your dorm room, you wiggled a bit more before setting yourself free.

Let’s say you took some of his tape and choked him the hell out for revenge :)