SYNOPSIS → it’s summer break and you are bored out of your mind. so like any what other person would do, you download gacha life. not the original or gacha club, but gacha life TWO. you start creating oc’s just for fun, when you realize your brother’s best friend looks JUST like one of your oc’s!? is this purely coincidental or are you going to end up looking like a stalker…
PAIRING → myung jaehyun x 𝒻!reader (ft. bnd, haum of kiiikiii, yujin of ive, soobin of txt, james of cortis, shinyu of tws)
GENRE → fluff, crack, non idol au, brother’s best friend, highschool au but its summer break, strangers2lovers, smau
WARNINGS → reader’s face claim is sui of kiiikiii (im not shipping!), reader and riwoo are siblings, gay jokes, suggestive jokes, kms/kys jokes, profanity, LOTS of tmf and danganronpa references (what do u expect from a gacha kid), mentions of gacha logic, etc
AUTHOR’S NOTE → HELLO EVERYONEEEEEE IM BACK WITH A NEW SMAU! (a short but more consistent one) for those who dont know, gacha reaction vids are my guilty pleasure and i will always go back to them. (fun fact back in 2024 when i edited danganronpa, my rantaro edit that went viral was in a drv3 reaction vid) SO i decided to make an gacha life based smau and i thought it would be really funny! im using gacha life 2 because holy shit its so much better 😭😭😭 anyways im making this before my sungho smau cuz that will take forever and i wanna post more stuff. ANYWAYS I HOPE U ALL ENJOY
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⋆˚࿔ SYNOPSIS for as long as she could remember, y/n had been a hopeless romantic. because of this, her crushes were, to say the least, intense. every time she had gotten one of these crushes, she would write a letter to them confessing everything - in her notes app. one day, these messages are sent out - but not by y/n.
⋆˚࿔ DETAILS myung jaehyun x fem!reader, written + smau, non idol au, fluff, crack, fake dating, tatbilb au, ft. huening kai (txt) zhanghao (and2ble) chaewon & yunjin (lsfm)
⋆˚࿔ NOTE this is my first time attempting a full smau, so im new and might make mistakes, and if there’s ever more i should add to warnings or u have any suggestions pls lmk!
⋆˚࿔ STATUS complete ( 8/15/2025 - 6/30/2026)
⋆˚࿔ ♫ like the movies / 10:36 / stupid song / i like me better
If this is your idea of small, I probably won't be able to survive your big surprises.
Pairing: bf!Taesan x Reader
Synopsis: You had big plans for Taesan's first birthday you would spend together as a couple, all the way from planning a big college reunion to a special gift you got just for his eyes.
Genre: Smut, crack, fluff
Warnings: use of a blindfold (non-sexual way), kissing, making out, hickeys, reader is referred to as 'girlfriend', cursing, cigarette smoking (SAY NO.), explicit content, car sex, semi-public sex, kinda drunk sex, lingerie, dom!taesan, sub!reader, praise, fingering, cockwarming, protected sex, nicknames (baby, sannie, love, beautiful, my girl, good girl, san, tae, pretty), very slight degradation, small aftercare, (let me know if I missed anything), (barely proofread so please let me know if there are mistakes or misspells)
WC: 1,398
Comments: Happy birthday to Han Taesan!! He's been bias wrecking me so hard lately it's not even funny (HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE HANDS?). I know the idea for this was a bit cliche but hope you guys still like it. Please don't be shy and go ahead with sending me requests/asks and/or leaving comments!! I KINDLY ASK ALL MINORS TO STAY AWAY. Thank you!! (Divider credits to @cursed-carmine!! Thank you so much!)
"How 'bout now?" "No! What part of five minutes do you not understand?" "It hasn't been five minutes yet?" "Han Taesan. One more word and I'm dropping you off on the street somewhere and you are walking yourself home." "At least take my blindfold off before you do."
You sigh in annoyance as you keep driving. He was happily content in the passenger seat, blindfold on and annoying mode on.
"You make it hard to do nice things for you." "You're the one who chose me baby, don't complain now." You rolled your eyes, trying to erase his smirk from your peripheral vision.
You finally pulled into the sandy parking lot and killed the power. The clock read 11:58pm. "We're here? Great. Get this monstrosity off of me." He said, reaching for his blindfold already. "Wait. We still have time." You said, stopping his hands. He whined. "Baby I'm sure it's been five minutes by now." You laugh softly as you press your hand over his forehead gently. "Just a little longer." He sighed. "Make it work my time?" He asked with a smirk. You rolled your eyes and unbuckled your seatbelt, moving over the console to straddle him. His hands immediately found your hips, pulling you closer to press against him. You kissed him, threading your fingers through his hair. He responded eagerly. "God baby you're going to kill me..." He murmured against your mouth. You smiled against his. You phone lit up as the time finally hit twelve. "Happy Birthday Sannie..." You say softly, kissing him again. He hummed softly, hands sliding down to your ass, squeezing gently. "Thanks, love." He whispered back, fingers going to the zipper of your dress. You pull back slightly. "Not yet. I have something else planned." He groaned. "Baby please." "I promise. It'll be worth it." You say, slowly moving off his lap and out of the car and he follows suit.
"This better be worth getting fucking cockblocked for." He grumbled as he let you lead him with your hand. You walked onto the beach as his friends were waiting with the confetti cannons and a champagne bottle. you count down from three on your fingers, untying his blindfold.
"Happy birthday Taesan!" they shouted as the blindfold fell. Taesan stood there. Shocked. Frozen. Before turning to you. "Shit. Baby, how-" He was about to ask but you kissed him quiet again. "Just go with it." You say with a smile. He smiled widely back, lifting you up into a hug and spinning you. "Thank you fucking so much..." He whispered into your ear, nibbling your earlobe before pulling back as you both joined your friends.
It was hours later. Everyone else left. You were both in the backseat. The radio played some random hits from this year, the ocean waves crashed in the background, and the grass rustled against the car.
He lit a cigarette carefully, putting the lighter away before resting a hand on your lower hip, pressing you closer into his lap. You scanned his face slowly, you hands pressed against his chest as your eyes found the hickeys you left earlier on your collarbone.
"What's on your mind, beautiful?" He asked softly, pushing hair out of your face as he took a long drag. You shook your head with a small smile, kissing his forehead. He smiled softly. The car filled with the rough scent of tobacco.
"You know didn't have to do something like this for me. I would have been happy if it was just us as home too." He said, caressing your hip. "I just wanted to make it special, and you've been talking about missing your friends for a long time. Besides, it wasn't THAT big." He coughed slightly with a laugh. "If this is your idea of small, I probably won't be able to survive your big surprises." You laugh with him. "I'll keep that in mind for next time." You say, brushing hair out of his face. kissing him, tasting the cigarette on his tongue. His grip on your hip slid down to your ass. You cupped his face to control the angle. The glass started fogging up and your breathing got heavier and the small space filled with the sound of you two kissing, the haze of the previous alcohol still hanging over you.
He hummed softly, crushing the cigarette against the lighter and opening the window to throw it out.
"That's littering." You say as he closes the window again. "Could care less right now." He says against your mouth, adjusting his position to pull off his shirt before pulling you in again. "Need to reward my girl for being such a good girlfriend tonight." He muttered roughly as his fingers slid between your thighs.
You gasp as he pinched your clit through the fabric of your underwear. "Taesan!" You breathed, hand cupping the back of his neck as he kissed down your neck. He smirked against your skin, tracing his name onto it with his tongue. His fingers pressed harder, coaxing another shockwave up your spine. "So damn wet for me baby, these are fucking soaked. All for me yeah?" "Only you..." You moaned and his stroked your folds through the fabric. "Good girl." He whispered, sucking a mark onto your neck as he pulled your underwear aside and slid a finger inside you. "Sannie!" You gasped. "That's right baby, say my name." He said as he added another finger and thrusted them in and out of you. Your fingers gripped his shoulders tightly. "Fuck san..." You moaned breathlessly. He unzipped your dress swiftly and you helped him pull it off. His breath hitched
"Black lace? You're a fucking menace." He growled, attacking the swell of your breast. You trace down his toned torso to his belt, tugging at it. "Impatient baby?" He tease, reaching down to intertwine his fingers with yours. You whimper. "Please Tae..." You pressed yourself harder against his rock hard crotch. He hissed softly. "Fuck hold on, let me get a condom." He pulled his fingers out of you, sucking them clean before he reached past you, into the glove compartment, pulling out a wrapper and tearing it open with his teeth. "Lift your hips for me pretty" He cooed, unbuckling his belt and tugging his jeans and boxers down just enough. You hovered your hips over his as he rolled on the condom. "Ready?" You nodded. He pulled you down and thrust up into you at the same time.
You both moaned at the same. He pressed kisses along your collarbone, muttering curses along your skin.
"Stay like this for a little... please..." He mumbled, kissing you. You nodded into his mouth and you caressed the back of his neck. He suckled on your bottom lip, spit dribbling down his chin as his tongue played with yours. He nibbled at the corner of your mouth before taking your tongue into his mouth and sucking hard. Your head was spinning as the filthy sounds echoed in the car, overtaking the faint melodies on the radio.
It felt like hours before he finally thrust up into you again and started to move. "So warm and wet for me..." He cooed, reaching down to rub your clit. You cry out as your orgasm approached. "Gonna cum for me baby?" He asked shakily, kissing your cheek and neck. You nodded, too dazed to form words. "Look at you. Going dumb just from sitting on my cock..." He teased. "Cum for me." He demanded, picking up the pace. You moaned. "Taesan!" "Come on baby, give it to me..." He said, voice rough as he neared his climax as well, but determined to make you cum before him.
It hit you like a freight train, ripping out of you as your head fell back, your vision white. He kept going, letting you ride it out. He buried his face in your neck, biting gently as he came as well.
You both caught your breath slowly.
"Best fucking birthday ever." He said, kissing your forehead. You hummed, in response, collapsing against him.
He shuddered, gently pulling out and disposing of the condom before dressing you both again and rubbing your back.
"Can't wait for my next one." He said with a smile as you laughed softly, kissing him again as a promise to bigger surprises in the future.
synopsis: As the last people standing after a club hopping night, all you and Jaehyun now have to do is survive the way home
content: jaehyun x reader, heavy crack (the laughing kind), fluff, swearing, 860 words
Regrets are for the weak, and you are not one of them. On the contrary, you’re one of the strongest around. Nobody tonight has stomached as many shots as you have and is still standing to tell the tale. Not to say you’re not barely hanging on by a thread. And that thread goes by the name of Myung Jaehyun, the only other survivor of tonight’s club hopping adventure, who is bravely and firmly keeping a grip on your side as you stagger down the street together. Until he suddenly stops in his tracks, halting you with him. He turns his head to you, eyes half-lidded and cheeks reddened.
“I love you.” His speech is slurred.
You’re so drunk, you don’t even smell the alcohol. Instead, you move your arm away from his side and confidently bring your hand to the back of his neck. Your fingertips brush into the hair in the nape of his neck where it’s warm. Jaehyun has been in your life as long as you can remember and there is nobody you’d rather be a lost drunkard with.
“I love you, too, man!” You grab his neck and shake his head for good measure.
“No, no, no.” He shakes you off to hold your face with both of his hands, squishing your cheeks like a cat making biscuits. “You don’t get it. I really do. Look at you.” He resolves to now pulling your cheeks. “You are SO CUTE!!”
“Ah, ah, AH. Stop, that hurts!” You try to claw his hands away from your face but he only grips it tighter, holding your whole head now and swinging it towards his to plant a most violent kiss on your forehead. It leaves a wet mark you’re absolutely disgusted by but can’t focus on because his lips are already on your bruising cheeks. He bites right into your face.
“Myung Jaehyun!!” You scream with flailing arms, your hand-eye-coordination rivaling a newborn’s but you still manage to smack him away. You think. He may just be done biting you. Your cheeks are warm and burn from all that pulling, squeezing, and apparently biting as he now stands before you, happy grin and all. You hold out your index finger threateningly, having to readjust the position multiple times to actually point at him. You’re sure you got it right now.
“No more biting.” You wiggle your finger. “This face is precious.”
You turn to continue on your way—swaying just a little bit—when a heavy blow reverberates through your face. For a moment, you almost feel sober. Pain shoots through you as you lose a battle against gravity, falling backwards and landing on your hip bone. Your nose is on fire. You hold it as your vision slowly re-aligns enough for you to stare up at the street lantern you ran into. It looks down on you mockingly.
“Oh, shit!” Jaehyun is by your side in a heartbeat, swaying too but still managing to stabilize you on the ground.
“Who the fuck put that there?” You ask, still dazed.
Jaehyun’s hands leave your shoulders as he stands up from where he was squatting next to you, swaggering over to the lantern. He bends over with exaggerating movements, squinting at it and then turning back to you.
“Ma’am, is this man bothering you?”
You nod heavily, pointing a finger at the lamp. “That motherfucker attacked me.”
Jaehyun looks at you with pursed lips, nodding along to your words and slowly bringing up his fists. “Me and the boys will handle it.” He places a kiss on each of his fists as he starts circling the enemy.
“Listen here, boy.” He swings his fist at the inanimate object and misses. He ignores this and brings his fists back up. “Nobody fucks with my friends, aight?”
You climb to your feet. You’re not just going to sit here while your friend fights for your honor. You join him in circling the lamp as he takes an even bigger swing, the momentum it creates twisting his body and causing him to fall right into you. With a hearty laugh, you both go tumbling down again, falling limply to the ground. In comparison to your last fall, this one is softer.
The quaking of his chest that’s caused by his cackling shakes your head as you laugh alongside him. You slowly push your body up on your hands, looking down to where he lies on his back. A few strands of your hair are dangling right by his face and his laughing slowly ceases as he meets your eyes.
“Solid 10 out of 10 performance. Would brawl with again.”
“We can go for round 2.”
“Eh,” you shrug. “I think it learned its lesson. It looks terrified.”
“Understandable,” he huffs as he weakly flexes his biceps before his arms fall back to the ground.
You climb to your feet and even manage to help him up, though you quickly fall back into holding onto each other for balance. You pat his back as you continue your way down the street.
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hii, if you’re not too busy, can you please please write a boynextdoor x ouran highschool host club fic?? where haruhi!reader accidentally breaks an expensive vase of ohshc!bnd and she has to join the club to pay it back. also can i be 🪷 anon? thanks!!!
Starting Today, You are a Host!
pairing: bnd x reader
genre: ohshc au!, crack
synopsis: you somehow find yourself in debt to six of the most handsome and richest boys in your school!
warnings: um kinda ohshc spoilers?, language, implied violence
word count: 3k
note: ohshc is my all time fav romantic comedy manga/anime so i thank you 🪷 for this request so much omg!! fun fact: i used to be a tamaki hater because i wanted haruhi with hikaru so bad! then i kept reading the manga and i understood the tamaki appeal. also one time i had a friend tell me the real reason why i hated tamaki so much was bc irl i be acting like him sometimes and my world collapsed...
You were a pacifist. Guns and warfare disgusted you. Physically harming others was seen as a sin and you were always taught that violence was never the answer.
But right now? Damn what you would give to slap this rich fucker in the face just to shut him up.
You hold in a sigh as you look back up at your senior Myung Jaehyun as he graciously and lavishly droned on and on about his wealth and beauty. He was practically dancing across the room as he flashed you a swoon worthy smile. But you couldn’t care less. In fact, you were trying to leave.
See, you ended up in the situation by accident. You were on a search for a quiet place to study, and shockingly, there wasn’t a single silent library in the entirety of KOZ Academy (and there were four libraries). So you decided to maybe try an empty old classroom, specifically Music Room 3. Why? Well because you didn’t think that when you opened the door it’d already be inhabited by six of the richest, most popular boys in all of the academy.
So now you were trying to make your great escape, slowly inching towards the door in which you came. You did have a Physics exam this upcoming Friday to study for.
“-our host club is an elegant and little playground for the rich and famous here at KOZ,” Jaehyun seems to finally finish his spiel, posing for the nonexistent camera.
“Cool, uh, have a nice day,” You grumble, turning to leave. You’re about to walk out when a hand grabs you by the shoulder. Actually it’s two hands. “Huh, I’ve never seen a boy in here before,” Taesan bends down to get a better look at your face. “Hey, come on, we don’t discriminate.” Riwoo shakes his head.
“Taesan and Riwoo, this person is in your class right?” Sungho asks as the two boys lead you back to the group. (You were never going to be able to study today!) “Are they?” Taesan looks at you again. You roll your eyes, of course he wouldn’t remember you, why wouldn’t he?
“Hey you’re the Honor Student, right?” Riwoo asks, and suddenly Jaehyun gasps, pushing past Sungho. “Oh my gosh! You’re L/n Y/n! Why haven’t we met yet?! This is a big deal, you’re famous!” Jaehyun rushes over and begins to shake your hand vigorously. “You know who I am?!” You ask, yanking your hand back.
“Well of course,” Sungho nods, a smirk on his lips. “It’s not everyday that KOZ Academy allows a commoner like you to enter our high society. You’re very aspiring to work your way up into our difficult Honor program.” Did he just- call you a commoner?! These damn rich people were crazy!
“Wow, thanks.” You scoff. “You’re certainly most welcome!” Jaehyun doesn’t catch your sarcasm, patting you on the back as he begins to unknowingly chastise you in front of his peers. “You’re practically a hero to all the poor people in the world! It must have been so hard, tell me, were you bullied for your ambitions?”
“I feel like I’m being bullied right now.” You grumble under your breath. “By who?! We should reprimand them!” Jaehyun looks around the room in a frenzy. You could hardly see him getting his pretty hands dirty in a fight, much less even handling a simple push. “Okay, I’m not that poor,” You try to distance yourself, but Jaehyun follows you relentlessly.
“No! I do praise you Y/n! You and your people have forever been neglected and looked down upon, but fear not! You now walk amongst the wealthy and beautiful. Embrace it!” You circle around Jaehyun, heading straight to the door. “No wait! Can’t you play with us for a little longer Y/n?” A new voice stops you. You find you don’t recognize this person, but he’s tall and cheerful, his little smile makes you feel soft.
“Who the hell are you?” You ask bluntly as you are reminded of the reality of the situation, watching the boy deflate. “I must say,” Jaehyun returns, much to your dismay. “I’ve never seen anyone so openly gay, is it a poor person thing?” He asks you, and you actually spin around to gawk at him in shock. “Openly what?!”
“Oh! Let me guess your type!” He drags you back further into the room. “You seem like you’re into the dark, strong, silent type like Leehan,” He presents another boy you’ve never met, he’s on the taller side, long hair and a mysterious yet gentle expression. “Or maybe you like the young boyish type, right Woonhak?” He points to the boy from earlier who grins at you. “Are you greedy? Like to have best of both worlds?” Jaehyun presents both your classmate Taesan and his friend Riwoo to you, both of them posing as they lean against one another. (It would be a cool introduction if it weren’t for the fact that Riwoo was definitely a couple of inches shorter.) “Maybe the cool type, manly?” He turns your attention to Sungho, who hugs his notebook in a gentlemanly manner.
Before you can argue that you were simply trying to find a quiet space to study, Jaehyun moves swiftly, softly caressing your face as he tips your chin back to stare you right in the eyes. He wears a flirty smile on his lips, with eyes half lidded he leans in as his lips become dangerously close to yours.
“Or maybe I’m your type. Would you like a taste?”
Your brain short circuits, and you push Jaehyun away with all your might. Unlucky for you, the boy was stronger than you thought, because you actually ended up pushing yourself backwards. With all that momentum, you fail to realize you have fallen into something. You whip around, just in time to see the vase shatter into a million pieces, right on the marble floor.
“Damn, we were going to auction that later this week at the school gala.” Riwoo sighs, coming to stand next to you and observe the damage. “Now you’ve really done it, commoner,” Taesan shakes his head. “That vase was going to be auctioned with a starting price of eight million won.” You feel your stomach drop. Eight million won?!! You quickly try to calculate how exactly much money that was.
“Uh, can I try paying you back?” You squeak out. “With what money? Look at what you’re wearing, you can’t even afford the uniform!” Taesan scoffs. You fall to your knees. Your life was ruined. You should’ve just stayed in the second library and beared with the noise. Now you are going to be in debt for the rest of your puny little life.
You hear someone clear their throat. “Well, it looks like we’ve got quite the predicament here.” Jaehyun hums. You can’t even look up at him. “You know, there’s a saying I’m quite fond of.” He begins to chant again. “When in Rome, do as the Romans do; You have no money, so from now on Y/n, you will pay with your body,” You gulp. “From this day forward, you are the KOZ Host Club’s dog!” Your world begins to fall apart at those words.
Mom, please save me. I’ve been kidnapped by a bunch of teenage boys who claim they’re a part of a Host club! You silently pray, right before passing out.
Your first day of being a slave to the KOZ Host Club could only be described with one word: Horrid.
During break you’re sent by Jaehyun to fetch him and his many, many “princesses” coffee. “I’m back,” You announce as you approach Jaehyun. He sits lavishly on the velvet couch, surrounded by half the girls in your grade. “Y/n! You’ve returned! Did you get everything on our list, little pup?” You gag at the pet name.
“What’s this?” Jaehyun asks as you hand him the coffee. “Uh. Coffee,” You said you wanted some.” You answer him. “It’s already ground?” He shakes the plastic bottle, curiously peering inside. “It’s instant coffee,”
“Instant?! This must be the coffee commoners use! You just add water, right?!” He looks at you with shock. “If you don’t want it, I’ll just take it back and get you your fancy coffee,” You sigh, too tired to worry. “No!” Jaehyun suddenly shouts, he raises a hand as he stands. “I will drink your commoner coffee!”
The girls around him begin to applaud him, even Taesan and Riwoo join in. Sungho looks impressed, adjusting his glasses. “Y/n! Please prepare us some of this ‘instant coffee’ immediately!” Jaehyun returns the bottle to your hands, and you sigh for the 34th time today, walking off to find some hot water and cups.
“Now why would he do that, to lower his tastes for a commoner? Someone of his nobility would be disgusted simply by the smell of that crap.” You hear a voice murmur as you walk away. You turn and find a girl sitting nearby. She’s pretty and refined, just like all the other girls attending KOZ Academy, but there’s something off putting about her. She smiles at you, it makes you feel weird. You decide to ignore the feeling and continue with your task.
“Here,” You say as you finish pouring the hot water into the fancy little tea cups provided. “What if my dad yells at me for drinking this?” A girl asks as she stares cautiously at her cup. She is suddenly swept off her feet, Jaehyun dips her low into the ground. “And if you were to drink it from my lips, would you still defy your father?”
You roll your eyes as the girls squeal in delight. “I told you not to say that!” You hear Taesan shout. You turn to see the two of them sitting at a nearby table, across from them two girls. Riwoo suddenly stands up, holding Taesan by the face. “Forgive me my dear twin, I never meant to upset you,” Riwoo is so close you could sneeze and the two would kiss.
Wait-
Twins?! There was nothing remotely similar about the two boys that would even warrant them to be cousins nonetheless twins. Your brain hurts, you close your eyes. “Sorry! I was so tired I took a nap,” Woonhak cries as he is led by Leehan into the room. He holds onto the hem of Leehan’s blazer like a child.
“It’s okay! We’re glad you could still make it!” A sweet girl smiles as the two join them. “I’m sorry, I was waiting for Leehan to finish feeding his fish, and I fell asleep,” Woonhak yawns cutely. This place is a mess, You think to yourself.
“Don’t be fooled, Woonhak may act cute, but he’s just as rotten and spoiled as any boy his age. He’s just a great actor. Leehan’s appeal is his quiet and strong demeanor. He’s under contract to not speak more than 100 words during club activities.” Sungho suddenly appears by your side.
“As for Taesan and Riwoo, they’re not actually twins. They share the same father, but their mothers got pregnant at the same time and gave birth within a couple of hours, so their family regards them as brothers.” Well, that would explain why Taesan was six feet tall and Riwoo barely reached his ear.
“Y/n, Y/n! Want to have cake with me?” Woonhak interrupts as he runs over to you with excitement. “No thanks, I’m not really a sweet tooth.” You try to fake a smile. “Okay, would you mind watching Woonbaby for me then? I don’t want him to get dirty.” Woonhak suddenly hands you a plushy. You observe the stuffed plush in your hands.
It resembles a snowball with its round white head and body, red gloves and two red hearts for buttons on its chest. But it’s face, so simple yet so adorable: two black dots for eyes and a simple curved line for lips. You squish him softly and smile. “Yeah sure,” You agree. Woonhak steps back, his expression is a bit stiff. He blinks and smiles wide. “Thanks so much!” he shouts before returning to his “clients” with Leehan.
“Here at KOZ Host club, we utilize the strongest of traits from each member to entertain the young girls here. Our number one member is Jaehyun. He’s our king, you could say, with a request rate of 70%.” Sungho begins to monologue. “By the way, in order to pay off your debt, you will have to be our slave until you graduate,” He turns and gives you an ominous smile.
“Also, don’t try to run. My family owns a private police force that can be dispatched at any time in the country. Do you own a passport by chance?” You choke at his words. You were never going to escape this hell for the rest of your life.
“So, what do you plan to do, little puppy?” Jaehyun somehow found a way to sneak up behind you. You jump. He had a hard time shutting up but somehow Jaehyun was still a sleuth. “Don’t do that!” You groan. “Haha! Whatever you say,” Jaehyun laughs. “You really need a makeover by the way. No one will ever want to date you with how you look right now.” Jaehyun suddenly changes the topic.
“I’m not trying to date,” You counter. “Why not? We are all born to fall in love! Looks play a big part in the art of attraction.” Jaehyun poses with a rose. (Where did he get that?!) “Who cares?” You scoff. “Besides, it’s what’s inside that truly matters. Looks can be deceiving. We’re all human beings in the end.” You try to speak some sense into the boy.
“Oh you poor thing, is that what you’ve had to tell yourself all these years?” Jaehyun pretends to weep as he pities you. You want to sock him right in the stomach. “I mean I can only imagine how hard it must be for you. Me, the epitome of perfection, stands before you in all my glory. I am the chosen one, God’s perfect creation! It must be heartbreaking for me to even be near you.” Jaehyun sighs dramatically, hugging his sides.
“Do not feel dejected! Please console yourself in any way you can!” Jaehyun throws up a hand and begins to go on another one of his long speeches. As he goes on and on, you get lost in your own thoughts. This guy has got to be one of the most annoying people I’ve ever met in my entire life, You think. There's a word for people like him.
Pain in the ass? Irritating? Bothersome? No, none of those are right. You’re so deep in thought, you don’t realize that Jaehyun has been actually giving you “advice” on how to be more like a gentleman. “Just by doing those simple things, I can assure you that everyone around you will start to notice the difference. Am I making it clear for you?” He approaches you with a smile. “Ah!” You gasp, lighting up. “Obnoxious!” You finally remember, pointing a finger right at him.
Jaehyun shatters, running to a corner to wallow. Behind you Taesan and Riwoo burst out laughing, holding their stomachs. “That was spot on!” Taesan encourages. You still feel a bit bad though, you hadn’t meant to voice your thoughts.
“Jaehyun, I’m sorry. But I guess I could listen to your advice,” You try to lift his mood. Jaehyun immediately springs up, wearing a cocky grin. “Of course! I mean I do have a way with words!” He chides himself. Beside you Taesan scoffs. “Sorry to break it to you Boss-” “King! It’s King Jaehyun from now on.” Jaehyun interrupts, as if it were dire news.
“Well, no matter what you do, teach them the basics, dress them up a little,” Taesan shakes his head. “This guy isn’t gonna wow the ladies,” Riwoo finishes. “I mean look at him! Maybe we can freshen him up, but it’ll do nothing-” Riwoo shuts up the second he reaches over and swipes your glasses off your face.
“Hey! Do you mind? I need those, I don’t have contacts, and my eye sight is really bad,” You argue, but Jaehyun pushes past the twins to you. You hear him gasp. What is going on now?
“Sungho! Get my hairstylist stat!” Sungho is already on the phone as he speaks. “Leehan! The best eye doctor you can find! We need contacts immediately!” Leehan salutes and runs off. “Taesan, Riwoo!” He shouts. “Sir yessir!” They shout unanimously. “Go-” “Wait! What about me Jaehyun!” Woonhak looks excitedly as he can’t seem to stay still waiting for his order. “Uh- Woonhak! Go eat some cake!” Jaehyun orders a solemn Woonhak (who does as he’s told).
Before you can even question what was going on, you’re whisked away by the twins. “What the hell?! Let go of me!” You shout, just as you’re blindly thrown into a fitting room. “Here, wear this!” The twins say, shoving a male uniform into your face. “Why?!” You ask, even more confused now. “Just do it!” They are annoyed. “Fine!” You groan. “But you have to get out!” You shout, before kicking behind the cloth drapes.
“Are you sure I can keep this?” You ask as you open the drapes to reveal your new appearance. Your hair is styled, you’ve got fresh new contacts, and you look tidy in your new uniform. Jaehyun wipes a fake tear. “You look amazing Y/n!” He praises. “Worthy of a host!” This makes you stop. “What?!”
“They’d definitely bring in some new customers.” Sungho agrees. “We should’ve helped them out ages ago!” Riwoo smiles. “Y/n looks great, right Leehan?” Woonhak asks and receives a nod from his friend.
“Then that’s it!” Jaehyun shouts, pointing a menacing finger in your direction. “What is?” You ask meekly. He grins, but it’s not assuring to you at all. There’s something sinister behind it.
“L/n Y/n, from today on out, you are an official member of the Host club! I’ll train you to be the best host there is- other than me of course- and if you can get 100 customers to personally request you, we will forgive your debt to us!” He declares. “You want me to be a host?!” You ask him incredulously. Jaehyun only responds with a smirk.
your boyfriend fucked up so he’s trying to make up for it
۫ ꣑ৎ 리우 x 𝒻!reader ft. bnd , wonyoung of ive , minju of illit , taehyun of txt genre fluff crack non idol au warnings profanity suggestive jokes gay jokes kys/kms jokes riu loser agenda hyukmyungz + gongfourz crumbs
from fae — EXAMS ARE FINALLY DONE THANK FUCK I HATED STUDYING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ok anyways back to the point happy birthday my dear sweet bebe @lusayyawnn i love u so much i still remember back when i was a reader and discovered fortepiano and as a violinist i was SEATED and when u followed me back and went into my inbox yesyes i still remember ok i hope u enjoy this bs smau i made for u ok mwah love u 🥹💕 . masterlist
synopsis: kim leehan is a lifeguard at koz beach, and while during one of his shifts he meets you. you're out on a beach day with your friends and having fun in the water until leehan does something extremely embarrassing. next thing he knows is that you're applying for a lifeguard position at the same beach he's working at!? now that will be leehan's only reason to actually wanting to come to work.
۫ ꣑ৎ 이한 x 𝒻!reader ft. hyukmyungz , gaeul of ive , moka of illit , sui of kiiikiii genre fluff crack suggestive lifeguard au “ken is only happy when barbie is here” warnings mentions of being high leehans a fucking loser and really down bad for reader YEARNER LEEHAN profanity kissing making out pet names mentions of drowning wc 1.7k
from fae — this beautiful masterpiece was a request from my dear rosyposytosyclosy 🥹🥹🥹 i love crack fics this is so cutesy iloveitiloveitiloveitiloveit also when reading this listen to i’m just ken because thats what rosy requested and also its peak . masterlist
Leehan arrives at the beach on one July afternoon, thinking his shift as a lifeguard will be normal with nothing special or extraordinary happening to him.
That was until he saw you with your group of friends, and oh how he thought you were the most angelic person he has ever seen—which you were.
Now internally monologuing in his head, he thinks what to do to get you notice him—the process goes like this:
Do I flash her a smile? I mean—ladies do love a guy with healthy pearly whites, right?
Should I ask Riwoo hyung for advice? Does he even have dating experience? Probably with guys. I have a feeling that he's dating Jaehyun but I just can't prove it yet.
Should I just go up to her and ask for her number? Or maybe talk to one of her friends to get her number?
Wait, what if she already has a boyfriend and what if he finds me and beats me to a pulp—oh who am I kidding…
With you on the other hand, you're tanning in the sand while your friends Gaeul, Moka and Sui are playing in the water when you see a ridiculously handsome man sitting outside of the lifeguard tower. While you're starring at this handsome man without realizing that it could get awkward if he looks at you. You look at his hands, oh those beautiful, veiny hands. You wonder what it's like to have those hands wrapped around your— "Hey! What was that for!?" you yell out while rubbing your eyes. Your friends splashed you with water and you're now drenched.
"Come on Y/N, you can tan after. Can you please come into the water with us?" Sui asks with puppy dog eyes. You can never say no to those eyes.
"What if I say no."
"You do know that going in the water makes you tan faster, right?" Gaeul mentions.
"Ugh fine…" you groan and roll your eyes at her as Sui and Gaeul drag you into the water, Moka following behind.
—
Leehan did end up noticing you and went straight to Riwoo—let's just say things were…chaotic. The second he opened the door of the lifeguard tower, he sees Riwoo and Jaehyun, another fellow lifeguard, making out. Hands all over each other and everything. Jaehyun's even pinning Riwoo to the wall.
"Oh my god, get a fucking room you two… why do I have to walk in to the two of you making out in here…? Please do your job—people could be drowning any time."
Riwoo and Jaehyun let go instantly. "Hey! We weren't even making out! We were just—uh… cuddling!" Jaehyun tried explaining to Leehan, terribly.
"Yeah well, can you at least keep the PDA to a minimum please? Thanks—anyways you two, I need advice."
"Oh? Is it a girl?" Riwoo questions the younger one with an eyebrow raised.
"Um…yes it is—you see, there's this girl I saw today tanning, and oh my goodness. She's like an angel that fell from heaven, and not to mention her tan is so damn good," Leehan responds while totally losing it.
"Riwoo honey, is he high?" Jaehyun whispers to his boyfriend.
"I wouldn't be surprised if he was," Riwoo replies. "I mean—just look at those eyes, not a single thought behind them. This kid's a total loser."
"I am NOT a loser by the way," Leehan huffs as he crosses his arms and turns away from them.
"Yeah yeah, okay buddy~ who the fuck says they're not a loser while talking about how good a girl's tan is…"
Oh it's gonna be a long shift…
—
You're in the water with your friends and you've come to the conclusion that being in the water IS fun and DOES in fact make you tan faster. The next thing you know is that Sui is bridal carrying you. "H-hey! Sui put me down!"
"HAHAHA!" Moka starts pointing and laughing at you.
"Moka this isn't funny! Put me DOWN!"
"Okay but it is funny though," Gaeul chimes in, giggling. "You should've seen the look on your face!"
"UGH GUYS I MEAN IT! PUT ME DOWN—"
3…2…1…
SPLASH!
You were thrown into the water, and suddenly you're regretting your life choices after decided to go to the beach with these three munchkins. You're totally going to get back at the, soon. Although the four of you are just having fun and playing around, you hear a sound in the distance—a whistle.
Leehan is sitting on his tall lifeguard chair when he sees some commotion out in the distance, and low and behold he sees you being thrown into the water. He springs into action, blows the whistle, and brings the life float with him on his journey to save you.
He runs into the water and starts screaming for you. "HEY! ARE YOU OKAY!?"
You face the direction towards the voice. "Hm? What's going on…?"
"Beats me." Moka replies unenthusiastically.
When Leehan finally makes his way to you, he feels relieved to you that you're okay.
"Hey, you okay?"
You raise your eyebrows at Leehan as you have no idea what he's saying. "Um, yes? Am I not supposed to be okay?"
"U-um—well, you were drowning, were you not?"
"Uh, no I wasn't…"
"Oh. Well, have a nice day?" Leehan's face turns red. This is the first time he wrongly thought someone was drowning. He knows that once Riwoo and Jaehyun find out about this, oh will the teasing be endless. You just starred at him. For a handsome guy, he's pretty strange and quirky.
—
Leehan walks back to the lifeguard tower with his head down feeling defeated. He looks up and sees Riwoo sitting on the desk doing some paperwork.
"Hyung, I just embarrassed myself…"
Riwoo turns around and looks at Leehan, trying not to hold in a laugh because he's seen Leehan embarrass himself several times in front of pedestrians at the beach. "Oh yeah? How so?"
"I might've thought someone was drowning because her friend threw her into the water, and I swam all the way to her. I even blew the whistle! I just made a fool out of myself in front of her and her friends," Leehan responds defeated and smeared his hands onto his face.
"Oh! Well that's a new one…" Riwoo's eyes widen slightly. "Wait a damn minute, is this the girl whom you said her tan was good?"
"Uh—yes."
"Oh my god Leehan."
"I'm trying here hyung!"
"Oh yeah, definitely."
The next day, Leehan was excited to see you. One problem, you weren't at the beach. So, predictably, Leehan was upset. Very upset. He went inside the lifeguard tower and met up with Jaehyun.
"She's not here," Leehan says sadly.
"It's still pretty early though, I'm sure she'll come later."
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
Jaehyun gets up from his chair and opens the door, and to Leehan's surprise, it's you.
"Um—hi there! I'm here for the job interview."
"Oh yes! Y/N, right?" Jaehyun asks.
"Yup! That's me," You respond back.
"Great! We were just waiting for you! Just follow me into this room where we do our interviews!" Jaehyun replied professionally, and you followed him into the small interview.
"Uh—hyung?" Leehan whispers to Jaehyun.
"Hm?"
"That's the girl I was talking about."
"Oh, her?" His smirk gets bigger. Oh no, what's he planning.
—
Leehan is waiting outside of the lifeguard tower with very conflicting thoughts. He wants you to get hired so he can talk to you and get closer to you but, he also doesn't want you to get hired because whatever happened yesterday could literally be used as blackmail.
He walks back into the lifeguard tower at the same time you and Jaehyun walk into the main room.
"Well, Leehan—you have a new partner. She's hired."
"O-oh…nice!" Leehan fumbles his words. What a loser.
Jaehyun looks back at Y/N. "Oh shit. I forgot to introduce you to Leehan! Y/N, this is Leehan.
"Nice to meet you Leehan!" Y/N enthusiastically says while shaking Leehan's very sweaty palms.
"N-nice to meet you too…!" Leehan fumbles his words yet again.
"Well then, I'm going to get stuff prepared for today's shift. You two be good. Talk and get to know each other! Play a game of icebreakers or something I don't fucking care," Jaehyun says while patting both Leehan's and your backs a little too aggressively, and he's off.
Once Jaehyun left the lifeguard tower, Leehan stares at the floor.
"Are you just going to ignore me, my lifesaver?"
"Hm?" Leehan looks up at you after you say that.
"Y'know, instead of making a fool of yourself of thinking I'm drowning, you could've just walked up to me if you wanted to talk to me," you say with a slight smirk on your face, feeling amused.
"…"
"You're one quiet guy, aren't you?"
"U-uh... yeah."
You walk up to Leehan and cup his cheeks with your hands. Then, you kiss him. Leehan's eyes widen with the sudden action. He doesn't kiss you back until five seconds after you initiated it. His hands fall to your waist, caressing it, and he's kissing you passionately. Until—
"Y/N, can you come out here for a sec—uh, am I interrupting your make out session?" Jaehyun interrupts realizing he walked in at a wrong time."
You and Leehan both let go from that pretty steamy kiss and you call out to Jaehyun. "Oh right, sorry about that!"
"It's all good, just keep the PDA to a minimum will you?"
"I literally said that when you and Riwoo hyung were making out in here yesterday!" Leehan chimes in.
"Yeah yeah, whatever." Jaehyun rolls his eyes and leaves the lifeguard tower.
You look back at Leehan as you both give each other a quick, short and soft kiss on the lips. "Well, see you pretty boy~" and you walk away.
Leehan touches his lips with his fingers. Oh he knows he's so in love to the point where there's no returning back. He's smiling like crazy. What on earth did you even do to him, he wonders. Now he just wants to kiss you all the time.