May 14
Robert: Damn. You bailing on me tonight?
Flambae: Alice told me to tell you, and I quote, 'bros before hoes.' If she pulls that card, then it means I have to go.
Robert: Wait, does that mean you're calling me a ho right now?
Flambae: I mean, if the shoe fits...
Robert: *laughs* It doesn't. Hoes get paid at least. What do I get for sleeping with you?
Flambae: The honor, bitch. Plus my affection is payment enough, thank you very much.
Robert: If only your affection could pay my rent.
Flambae: Not with that attitude, it won't!
