Hey Boss, I've got a question that's been bugging me all day. You and Steve and Michael all work with Blue Matter, too, right? So why is it you guys aren't all pale and black and blue like us Walter Girls?
Steve and Michael don't spend nearly as much time around the portal as you do. They only visit the Manor for practice sessions, and even then, they don't really ever have a reason to go down in the basement.
As for me, well... After five generations of working with the stuff, let's just say I've got a built-in immunity. I'm sure that Great-Pappy and probably even his children would have experienced the same symptoms, but it'd be difficult to tell just from monochromatic photographs. It might have to do with Aunt Wanda's blue hair, she may be partially integrated after three generations.