Jul 28
Why are cats so much the dumpster creature?
Did I buy you a really cool toy? Yes. So will you play with it?
No.
Why?
Behold mother, the twist tie! β¨οΈ
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Why are cats so much the dumpster creature?
Did I buy you a really cool toy? Yes. So will you play with it?
No.
Why?
Behold mother, the twist tie! β¨οΈ
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Reminding my cat to ease up on the claws because he does not work for Sephora and I am not paying for his exfoliating services.
When Bloo is being a fuck-up, I text his other mother and say "come get your son".
(He's wandering room to room screaming "NooooOOOooooOOOoo", and committing crimes.)
Bloo is obsessed with my copy of the Dragon Book of Essex. I've never seen him straight up cannonball face first into a book before and then proceed to lay on it, but here we are.
...Not conducive for reading though.
Demure, mindful? Nah, make that dastardly, mischievous. We are made of stripes and crimes today β¨οΈ
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I ask my cat every night what he movie he wants to watch. I'm sure he has some interesting thoughts (read: "my human is malfunctioning") about my preference for horror. But he still regularly checks on me by putting his paw on my arm or leg during the scary parts.
It is very obvious that my cat is part of a generation that has never lived through a toilet paper shortage.
When your cat-son is a bastard, but knows how to work the camera angle.