#bleach funny

The moment the words left your mouth, my head snapped toward you, eyes wide with disbelieve.

"You sure you want to leave your child, your only child, in his care?" I asked. "Let me get this straight, You know he was convicted of mass murder, right? And expressed no remorse whatsoever? And you're leaving your baby in care of Sosuke freaking Aizen?"

With all honesty, I think Aizen would do quite well, especially if he is still playing a nice, kind Captain Aizen role. He is calm, collected, it would be very hard for the child to get on his nerves. He is careful, can predict all the dangerous scenarios the child could harm themselves in, and he'd prevent that harm just in time. He could probably read them a story, or prepare a healthy mean appropriate for their age. So if he wanted to, it all would look like a perfectly normal, safe situation.

Lieutenant Aizen

Hueco Mundo Lord Aizen

Muken Aizen

ButterflAizen

Captain Aizen

End of Chrysalis Aizen

Sealed by Urahara Aizen

Monster Aizen

Chryzalis Aizen

That is such a silly question.

I love it!!!

Warning: humour.

Top 10 big titty men turned to women. (most of them already have some titties as men)

Mayuri- unnatural. Had to one up Kisuke.

Kisuke- naturally gifted. Would still dress like a Kisuke with baggy clothes but reveal that cleavage to lure in customers.

Shunsui- naturally gifted. Loves to rub those big titties against yours.

Kenpachi- can choke you between those big tits.

Kensei- I feel like he would be beautiful as a women. Silver hair, big titties with 69 inked on each tit.

Isshin- I feel like he would use them as a weapon.

Starrk- pillows for pillows.

Grimmjow- with nipples the size of his ego.

Akon- if he can add horns on his head, he can add a few titties on his chest (or other places) Think of an odd number.

Aizen- Not the biggest but big enough. And they smell good, you would just want to bury your face in them while Aizen sipped tea.

Haha i died laughing with this one.

To be honest, any child of his, regardless of the gender, would very much look like him, from the eyes to the cocky attitude, crowned with an air of superiority.

His DNA wouldn’t allow it any other way. Even when fusing with his partner’s, it would emerge dominant, manipulating the process of meiosis in his favor. Yup. He fuckn has to be the best even at the microscopic cellular level.

Or it could be the side effect of the hogyoku, giving him the advantage.