#blaze rambles

I hate this so much. The Cia brainrot has evolved to soulrot. Sure, I was obsessed with her before when I was playin' OG Hyrule Warriors and playin' with her every opportunity I had while I tried clearin' Adventure Mode and all, but then, nearly a decade later since I eventually moved on, playin' HW Legends had that obsession reawakened with a vengeance since I wasn't as horny back then as I am now, and it continues to only get worse, it's maddenin'! Any time she's on my mind, it feels like there's this leash on me she's casually tuggin', beckonin' me to just sink into her embrace and my mind can't help but melt some as I can practically just feel her hands caress my face and my body, and my very soul, usually a chaotic spark all over the place, feels tamed. Could even say I feel enslaved. In the back of my mind, I can hear her tease me since I'm tryna focus on other games I hadn't beaten and wantin' to dive back into some of the canon Zelda titles. "Go ahead, dear. Pull yourself away as many times as you like. Try and obsess over those other girls across Hyrule's history just to distract your heart that always grows restless in my absence. Embark on *all* the adventures to save Zelda as many times as you wish. But just remember this one simple truth etched into your very soul: Your true home in this fantastical realm will always be in our lovely little abode outside of it's acknowledged timeline. Have a good time, my darling little dreamer, my bosom will be here for you when you come crawling back again~♡" Very few fictional characters had achieve this level of grip on me and god damn, it's startin' to feel like I'm slowly assemblin' a council of the abyss of desire...

speaking of things I need to get to- I usually send out cards for the winter holidays and I since I’m...... belated, I’m mainly just doing new years. If anyone want one let me know!!