May 21, 2022
LOG... from BLAMMO!™ THE REN & STIMPY SHOW: 1x1 [1991]
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LOG... from BLAMMO!™ THE REN & STIMPY SHOW: 1x1 [1991]
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“It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood.”
paint my nails after almost two months because of work and blammo ive already fucked them up
BA M
So, how did YOU wake up this morning?
Y'know how I woke up this morning?
BY PUNCHING A GODDAMN SCORPION TO DEATH, THAT'S HOW.
I was sleeping as peacefully as someone like me is capable of sleeping, when some subconscious part of my dreaming brain registered that there was something crawling on my shoulder, and I just reflexively responded by BLAMMO! punching whatever the hell it was off of the bed. Fortunately, it was a scorpion crawling on my shoulder while I slept-- that's right, I just said that, and I meant it-- instead of, say, the cat. I got the bedside flashlight and looked around, because I had no idea what the hell was going on, and sure enough there was a mangled friggin' scorpion on the floor and various assorted legs (and, I don't know, a claw?) on the bed.
You might think this was an unusual occurrance, but you would be wrong-- seriously annoyed wrong-- because literally every single time I have ever been stung by a scorpion, I was lying in my own goddamn bed trying to sleep. Clearly I am being targeted for death by a laughably inept James Bond villain, but HAHAHA! you failed again, Doctor Cloacapocalypse! I survive to punch your stupid arachnid minions another day!
So! How was your morning? Mine was exciting!
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Return of the Living Blammo!
It's official folks, this year's theme has been selected. For all you Blammo! fan's out there, you may start looking forward to "Return of the Living Blammo!" summer 2013 at ArtSpace!
Pardon My Foot
I'm busy kicking ass today.
Good luck everyone else.
Dear Girl In the FRONT ROW Who Thinks It's Totally OKAY to SLEEP During Lecture While the Teacher Stares at You...
Next time you pull that shit, I'mma be all
Basically.