#bizarre trader

As he began a dnd character so he continues a dnd character, a wandering merchant due for your next session.

“Yeen”

Medium Humanoid - Gnoll

HP: 12

AC: 9

Str +1 (12), Dex -9 (9), Con +2 (15), Wis +1 (13), Int -1 (9), Cha +3 (17)

Skills: Persuasion +5, Handle Animal +3, Insight +3

Saves: Con +4, Wis +3

Bite: +3/1d4+2 piercing damage

Gnollish Diet: Yeen may consume raw and rotted food without illness or risk to his health.

Take Many Steps: if Yeen follows a single road for each mile roll a d20. If a 20 or 1 is rolled Yeen appears somewhere else in the world, or upon another plane entirely. On a 20 Yeen may choose on a 1 the universe may choose.

Yeen is a gnoll standing approximately six and a half feet tall, who brings a cheerful disposition about as he hawks his many wares. If any of them do have magical he doesn’t know it. He’s just as willing to sell his wares as he is buy from your players or barter trades. He is keen to celebrate any good trade with a slew of gnoll pies (raw chicken legs with bone in, tomato chunks, and unmelted cheese in a tin pan). He will be let down if other players do not partake and will be offended if anyone cooks their portion. He does not understand why other adventurers can’t eat like him.

Alpha Brawl can be a great way to take out a large portion of your enemy’s creatures. Pick the largest (or second largest creature if the first is too big) creature they control, so most of the smaller ones should die, and since state-based actions aren’t checked in the middle, they’ll still deal damage to it (though Wither/Infect do put a damper on things) and hopefully clear the enemy’s board. If there’s no way to get the math to work in your favor, though, start looking at their smallest creatures, instead.

Thank you friend Yeen! @bizarre-trader These wonderful gifts made a rough day better. 

For those who cannot read this because my photography skill are...Just awful, here’a a transcript:

TO A REAL BROROS SOLDIERS PLEAS DONOT ARREST HAVE  QUALITY WARES SONO ARRESTING A YEEN YES

And there’s a Borderland Ranger, Sulfuric Vortex, Devouring Light, Odric, Lunarch Marshal, and a foil Heron’s Grace Champion. :D

“DONOT DIE OF ROCK”

“ORB TIME”