#bittertits

That fucking Housecarl woman in Skyrim (don't trust her honeyed words, I'm pretty sure she's standing in the doorway deliberately)

Whoop, I didn’t realize that. Thanks for letting me know!

I like you / I hate you / I (feel neutrally about) you / I love you / You are family / I would take a bullet for you (maybe) / I would shoot you (if it was to my benefit) / I would lie to your face / I would say something cruel to you on purpose (but I don’t think there’s enough investment for it to hurt) / I would say something cruel to you accidentally  / I would cheat on you / I would physically hurt you (if given cause) / You annoy me / You amuse me (with your bluntness) / I’d laugh at you / I’d laugh with you / I’d manipulate you (if I believed it was worth the risk of discovery) / You scare me / You confuse me / I wish I knew you better / I trust you / I don’t trust you (because you know how to play the game) / You inspire me / I consider you an equal (in some things) / You are beneath me / You’re better than me / I would trust you with my life / I think you’re mean (in your brusqueness to protect yourself) / I think you’re petty / I think you’re childish / I think you’re smart (but not as smart as you seem to think you are) / I think you’re stupid / I think you’re a bad person / I think you’re a good person / I think you are neither a good nor bad person and are too complex to be defined so simply / I wish you would listen to me / I want to make you proud / I wish you would notice me / I want to impress you / I would hurt other people for you (if it would benefit me) / I’m not sure how to make you happy (or if you deserve it, but I’m also not the one who could do so) / I’m a bad influence on you / You deserve better than me / We make a great team / I’d have a one night stand with you / I’d have a relationship with you / I would marry you / I fantasize about our life together / I would trust you with my most treasured belonging / I would tell you my darkest secrets / You disgust me / You intimidate me / I hope I intimidate you / I’d hug you / I’d let you hug me / I’m scared of losing you / I don’t think you like me (but that’s okay) / I want to be better for you / I respect you (for your practicality) / I don’t respect you / You’re my mentor / You’re my friend / You’re my best friend / I have a crush on you / I could easily watch you die / I’d get drunk with you / I’d party with you / I’d comfort you (if you needed it from me) / I’d prank you / I’d spike your drink / I’d act behind your back / I’d abandon you / I’d hurt you to get what I want / I would choose my happiness over yours / I would choose your happiness over mine / I despise how much I care for you / I need you / I’m dependent on you / I don’t know what (to make of you) / I’m scared of you leaving me / I’d give my life for you / You frustrate me / I’d call for you in a time of need / I would protect you (when you could not protect yourself) / I’d visit you in hospital / I’d carry you if you were hurt / I’d feel guilty if I hurt you / I’d let you be near me when I am vulnerable / I’d ignore a phone call from you / I’d call you at 3am / I’d break you out of jail / I’d get angry at you / I would shout at you / You’re too loud (about some things) / You’re too quiet (about yourself) / You’re too sensitive / You can’t take a joke / You embarrass me / I feel nothing for you / You’re reckless (in your own way) / You’re bossy (and people force you into that position which reinforces a need for that behavior) / You bore me / I would ask your advice (because I value different perceptions no matter if I believe them or not) / I would blame you for something I did / I would cry in your arms / You have the power to hurt me (and would do so if you thought it would benefit you)

“Can I say it hasn’t happened ever? I dunno.” He shrugs, “Probably not. I’ve had some pretty bad nights, and where there’s smoke, right? It wouldn’t be the dumbest thing I’ve ever done. not by a long shot. But even if it was true, it wouldn’t happen on the Helios though, slag no. I’m not THAT bad.” He hesitates, “At least I don’t… think I am.”