Say hi to Birth of Beardus. He is participating in a new exhibition at @tortoiseshellgallery with opening night on Wed 23 August 7-9pm. An Ode to the Birth of Beardus In the bearded world its a fact little known That the first ever beard was not actually grown It appeared fully formed and huge and long Attached to a man as the world sang a song "Beardus is born, Beardus is here What a beautiful beard, let us all cheer!" Indeed worthy of song was the beard born that day The greatest beard to have ever lived so the legends say The beard was so great clothes the man had no need to wear His private parts covered by that beautiful face hair Sadly the purity of beards slowly diminished over time Each generations beard with less length and shine But we hold out hope that the beard is here to stay Growing a little on every mans face each and every day The End #mulgatheartist #tortoiseshellgallery #birthofvenus #bithofbeardus (at Tortoiseshell Gallery)
