“Wait, hold up,” Jason steadied himself, wiping away tears from his eyes. “So let me get this straight.” He tried to put on a straight face and failed, including to get out a single word only laughing some more.

Tim was gonna kill him. Make it look convincing enough that even Bruce would never find out. He sighed over his laughter and crossed his arms. “Jason—”

He put a hand up, taking a deep breath and steadying himself. “You dated the leader of the Kobra cult?” 

“He wasn't the leader of the Kobra cult when we were dating—flirting.” Tim corrected. “That was the other guy he replaced.”

Jason sputtered, laughing even harder. “And what did the old man say about that?”

“Bruce knows what he needed to know.”

“Oh, I bet.

Maybe Anarky would help him. Lonnie would help him hide a dead body right? 

“He knows that Kid Kobra knows my secret identity, okay? He replied.

Jason put a hand on his shoulder. “Y’know, sometimes I like you.” Tim shoved his hand off. “You have got to tell Dick this, trust me, he would be proud.”

“So are you gonna help me rescue him?” He called ahead as Jason walked off.

“What does it look like I'm doing? Come on, kid.”

Kid. Seriously, they were like two years apart!

“I'm not a—”

“Falling behind!”