Mar 6, 2025
This seed-cracking is serious business
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This seed-cracking is serious business
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*Carl opening door to Mordecais room*
Carl: Hey Mordecai, I Ieft a bag of bird seed on the counter do you know where it -
*Opens door fully to see Mordecai eating the bag of bird seed.*
Carl: I knew it-
Mordecai: You saw nothing.
@thetabirb scattered cayanne-coated birdseed outside but didn't disperse it very widely so now like
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The house sparrows are fighting each other, the house finch keeps squaring up, the chipping sparrow is too afraid to get near, the mourning doves are bullying everyone and themselves, and the blue Jay is making damn sure everyone knows it's his bird seed when he's there. The European starlings are staying out of it and the Cardinals have surprisingly yet to start shit.
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Ugh, I HATE this. I NEVER know which wine to get. Which wine pairs with sunflower seeds, millet, corn, dandelion greens, grass, AND worms?!? I wish they just TOLD me red, white, or rosé. I'm definitely tweeting about this later.
#bird #birds #birdseed #birdfood #food #wine #winepairings #Friday #funny #humor
Petunia had barely started decorating before thoughts of birdseed stocking stuffers overcame her
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