#bimbo rules

Rule No 1: Your bimbo should always wear high heels.

Rule No 2: Make her go blonde.

Rule No 3: She needs to go big.

Rule No 4: Give your bimbos appropriate hobbies.

Rule No 5: Demand extra long finger nails.

Rule No 6: Enforce minimalist clothing.

Rule No 7: Demand free access all the time.

Rule No 8: Keep her hair shiny and long, wavy and voluminous.

Rule No 9: There is no too big, too fake, too plastic.

Rule No 10: Always let her go commando.

Rule No 11: Increase her self-worth constantly.

Rule No 12: Your bimbo loves to be in heat.

Rule No 13: Find bimbo friends for your bimbo.

Rule No 14: Never overstrain your bimbo's ability to comply.

Rule No 15: Give your bimbo a security blanket.

Rule No 16: Keep her lips filled all the time.

Rule No 17: Push your bimbo to the limit.

Rule No 18: Objectify your bimbo as often as possible.

Rule No 19: Dress her to impress.

Rule No 20: Train your bimbo's muscles before you let her go big.

Rule No 21: Bimbo lips are never too big.

Rule No 22: Give your bimbo a new name.

Rule No 23: Objectification is an art.

Rule No 24: Find ways to increase her self-worth.

Rule No 25: Showing cleavage is a must.

Rule No 26: Impracticality is important.

Rule No 27: Offer your bimbo consistency and stability.

Rule No 28: You know best.

Rule No 29: Be positive.

Rule No 30: Humiliate with style.

Rule No 31: Always keep your bimbo excited.

Rule No 32: Be condescending polite.

Rule No 32: Give the gifts which matter the most.

Rule No 33: Weaken your bimbo's impulse control.

Rule No 34: Big boobs will change her.

Rule No 35: Plastics is fantastic.

Rule No 36: Insist on ultra high heels.

Rule No 37: Rules matter.

Rule No 38: Read between the lines.

Rule No 39: Tiny useless purses.

Rule No 40: Spark her creativity.

Rule No 41: Take your bimbo's needs seriously.

Rule No 42: Simplify her life.

Rule No 43: Daily inspections.

Rule No 44: Choose appropriate attire.

Rule No 45: Give credit where credit is due.

Rule No 46: Don't plan ahead, enjoy the ride.

Rule No 47: Tell her, she is beautiful, no matter what.

Rule No 48: Create a safe word for mental shutdown.

Rule No 49: Underwear isn't an option.

Rule No 50: Learn basic bimbo speech.

Rule No 51: Judge by her smile not by her words.

Rule No 52: Stimulate her confusion.

Rule No 53: Help her to reinvent herself.

Rule No 54: Don't leave your bimbo unattended.

Rule No 55: Before breast enhancements keep your bimbo well-fed.

Rule No 56: Appropriate route, when you take your bimbo for a walk.

Rule No 57: Accessibility trumps comfort.

Rule No 58: Set new standards.

Rule No 59: Free her from indecisiveness.

Rule No 60: Make her friends jealous.

Rule No 61: Allow for recovery time.

Rule No 62: Impose protocols.

Rule No 63: Encourage vanity.

Rule No 64: Always encourage girlishness.

Rule No 65: Don't interrupt the synchronization process.

Rule No 66: At least one photo a day.

Rule No 67: Pay attention to your bimbo.

Rule No 68: De-educate your bimbo.

Rule No 69: Create clear facts.

Rule No 70: Be her guiding light.

Rule No 71: Expose your bimbo.

Rule No 72: Plan periodically for pink weeks.

Rule No 73: Take photos of her without permission.

Rule No 74: A bimbo is an investment.

Rule No 75: Demand she maintains her composure all the time.

Rule No 76: Purify her femininity.

Rule No 77: Give her a hall pass.

Rule No 78: Force her to admit secret dreams.

Rule No 79: Rewire her desires.

Rule No 80: Tap her full potential.

Rule No 81: Give your bimbo a mantra.

Rule No 82: Give her life meaning.

Rule No 83: Listen to her needs, not her words.

Rule No 84: Allow for mental resting breaks.

Rule No 85: Feed her dissatisfaction.

Rule No 86: Save her from insignificance.

Rule No 87: Never forget, she is not your lover.

Rule No 88: Trust is good, control is better.

Rule No 89: Encourage open communication.

Rule No 90: Reveal her true being.

Rule No 91: Render her ID useless.

Rule No 92: Boobs make friends.

Rule No 93: Give her a sense of belonging.

Rule No 94: Support non-responsiveness.

Rule No 95: Release all of her impulses.

Rule No 96: Make her softer and daffier every day.

Rule No 97: Choice is an overwhelming concept.

Rule No 98: Take away her say.

Rule No 99: Feed her addiction.

ok so like bambi rly wasn't great on this blog u know

like totally not posting for months or even talking to dms

clearly bambi isn't a good bimbo

so like to make up for that bambi has to like be in bimbo mindset more and like needs rules for that

Mindset 🧠

bambi has to type in PINK!!!

bambi can't use autocorrect

bambi can't correct stuff

bambi can only talk about bambi in lower case

no thinking ahead bambi can only post what bambi thinks right now

bambi has to log in to tumblr at least 1 a week

bambi has to answer all dms

bambi can't question stuff and has to take it at face value

Speech💬

is there an emoji for a word? then bambi has to use it

no words longer than 7 letters

numbers can't be spelled

only ?! no other marks

bambi has to use filler every 7 or 8 words

bambi has to say Sir to men

Tasks 📅

ask bambi how stupid she is and like bambi has to post an answer and like say out loud how stupid bambi is

test bambis memory by asking what bambi like knows about sumthin and make her question what she knows about it and post about it

make sure that bambi only watches easy stuff so send her videos and links that u think would be like the right level for bambi and bambi will have to watch it

if bambi breaks a rule or talks too smartsy let bambi know and force bumbi to talk dumber!!!

if bambi breaks a rule that rule will be more extreme for 1 day

if u want bambi to add rules let bambi know

bambi will be the best bimbo!!!

I said a few times recently that people around me, other than at work, considered me an airhead. Well even at work even if I’m considered as very efficient and knowledgeable in my field of work, I pass sometimes for an airhead especially with people that don’t work directly with me. Work is the part where the looks give the first impression.

Being a social airhead took me quite some time to master, it’s not something you can do in one day. It took me about two years to get to the point where I can even say acting (being) an airhead has almost become a safe place for me. It hasn’t really changed over time the way I do it, but I just fall in character very fast right now and yes sometimes it’s hard to get back to be smart.

In a social context looks and attitude can be a very efficient way to have someone consider you as an airhead. In general being blonde is a good start but to dress rather sexy gives a big plus. People will assume, most of them, that you are dumb. Then you just need to adjust the attitude a bit and there you go. That’s even easier when people around you ask you questions, by being vague you’ll give out the airhead impression to the people you are interacting with. Here are a few examples

People ask you about politics

A : Politics is so complicated (with an eye roll or a giggle)

They will assume you don’t understand anything about politics, but when you really think about it, politics is a very complicated subject if you want to discuss it in depth.

People ask you about travelling

A : OMG it’s so much fun, I love going to the beach (saying it very excited and bubbly)

People will assume you just like to party and wear bikinis. Even though you know you love hiking too, visiting museums, etc... By skiping the full subject people assume you’re an airhead.

People ask you about fashion

A : 'start talking very fast’ about shoes, accessories, you favotire designers, etc...

People assume it’s your main interest and you’re a bit superficial.

People ask you about your love life

A : My fiancée is so great, I love him so much, etc... and add some details about sex life.

Then they completely assume your a bimbo.

General discussion

(ALWAYS answer the first thing that comes up in your mind, maybe add a little “ummm” before answering like you’re thinking really hard)

As I said it’s probably the same thing an actor does when they get into character, it usually takes me a bit of time to adjust to “play” airhead. With practice the time has dramatically reduced. To get into it, it takes me about 30 minutes... then I go deeper and deeper into my airhead space which I now call my “safe happy place”. For me it’s where all the worries vanish, where I’m just enjoying life in it’s purerest form. Not thinking about work or anything serious, no need to focus anymore, being very confused about simple discussions. It’s a very comfortable place to be. The only drawback about this, the longer I am in that “space” the longer it takes to come back up to normal. If I spend a weekend in that space it’ll take me a few hours to go back to being “normal”. A week, took me about a day and it was very hard I had to focus.

Do I have a trigger, not really, it just happens with the social context I’m in. If we go clubbing then I do drop into that space instantly. Sometimes Daddy asks me to go in that space, then it takes a bit more time. But there’s no trigger, I go in and out as I please usually.

One important thing, even if people sometimes call me dumb in my face I take it as a compliment. To me being dumb isn’t bad, it’s having less worries and being happy. Dumb = happy and I want to be happy in life.

Yes I’ll say it again I do really love using my brain and my job as well. I wouldn’t let go any of this except for maybe one thing. But I love my career at this point and I hope to climb the corporate ladder quite fast. Being very competitive helps a lot

Rule No 8: Keep her hair shiny and long, wavy and voluminous. A secret to her happiness is healthy hair. So, never save money on hair salons, hair dressers, and hair coiffeurs. Better more appointments than too few. Her inner self cringes whenever her hair is dull and flat. Grooming your bimbo takes its toll. One is constant maintenance of her beauty and features and assets.

However, the more you invest the more pleasure you will get. A bimbo gives always more back than she receives.

As many of you wrote me, there a lot of links missing. Tumblr erases due to many "I do not really care" reasons whole blogs and sites and with them my posts and captions vanish, too. I have for most of them a backup, and I will try to restore most of the links. It will take time though.

All the while I will also post new things, if my restricted time allows it. Anyhow, most of the "reposts" in the following days/weeks will not be reposts but "restore posts". So, the blog will serve as compendium for all of you, who enjoy this kind of reprogramming and rewriting of the female mind to free it from prejudice and wrongness.