#billy mayhew

Aaron: “You’ll never get away with this John!”

John: “How? With you and what army?”

Carla: “This one.”

Carla, Robert, Lisa, Todd, Cain, Moira, Billy (priest), and all the good guys show up.

John: “Haha! I have a secret army who will kill you all!”

Theo and Becky emerge from some smoke.

John: “Good luck taking us all on.”

The good gang have a quick pep talk.

Lisa: “We’ve got this team. Carla, you go right, Cain, you go left. Aaron… you just be Aaron.”

Billy: “First we’ll corrie, then we’ll dale. All together now!”

Good gang: “Corriedale!”

They have an epic fight where Theo dies in the most brutal way possible whilst Todd watches and finally becomes free and Becky dies to both Carla and Lisa and John is left standing alone and nearly dead.

John: “No! I was supposed to win!”

Andy emerges from the darkness.

Andy: “You were never going to win, you’re not even a Sugden.”

Cain, Aaron, Robert, Vic and Andy beat him to death.

Todd: “I’m exhausted, anyone for a kebab?”

Robert: “Yeah, sounds great! Let’s go guys.”

Lisa: “I love you Carla.”

Carla: “I love you too.”

Billy: “I’m so glad everyone good survived. I’d hate to be dead from this.”

Todd: “Don’t worry, you’ll never die. Let’s go home and be with Summer.”

They all walk off into the sunset.

screaming. crying. throwing up.

the emmerdale episode leading up to it was amazing but god corriedale lived up to the hype for me! i know a bit about corrie but not as much so obviously i’d have liked more emmerdale scenes but still…

the robron love confession!! engaged before they’re even divorced — THAT’S MY SHIP!! aaron knowing robert will go after john and then him doing exactly that they’re so soulmate coded fr. only they would have a grand romantic moment mid catastrophe

charity and carla scene, hell yeah! glad carla didn’t get smushed by the minibus

what is it with mack and being impaled? first an arrow now this? this is what happens when he’s in the vicinity of john sugden

them making us think cain would die only for him to survive and have cancer?? when i manifested a dingle cancer storyline i was hoping for aaron ngl so i’m a lil deflated but we move or whatever

wish they’d used liam and chas more ngl… we deserved an aaron / chas scene in this

corrie remembering david has epilepsy was cool — i remember that storyline from like 2011 and i don’t think they’ve really brought it back since

VICTORIA ANNE SUGDEN!! i will forgive you if you committed murder but also what the fuck…? i really wanted john to survive and go to trial like now his whodunnit (assuming it’s not immediately confirmed to be vic) will be running alongside the ray one and it just feels very messy… like is nobody allowed to get justice in that village??

hope todd manages to escape theo. rip billy…

GRAHAM FOSTER IS SO BACK BABY! look out joe tate