#bikenight

See i am TEMPTED to say Florida for obvious reasons, however Florida sucks. Maybe he DOES go to Florida and then he realizes that Florida sucks, and I think after leaving Derry he isn’t ready to stay in one place yet so I like to think that he has his “student on a gap year” hot girl summer and does a lot of traveling, I love the idea of him just out of nowhere texting the Losers group chat a picture of him like. on top of Machu Picchu like “just finished hiking!” and everyone’s confused because last they heard he was in Italy. So I think he does a lot of traveling (which is financed by all of the rest of the Losers because they’re RICH and they should be paying for every single whim he has forever probably.)  He gains an appreciation for cultural food and dishes, and gets REALLY good at cooking, which is a passion he continues even when he stops traveling so frequently. I think towards the end of his traveling he convinces Bill to come with him, and they do something cliche and cheesy like Paris but they don’t care because Mike has never been ABLE to be cliche and cheesy and they have a blast and if they take way too many pictures kissing on top of the Eiffel Tower? That’s their business.  

But they eventually decide to settle down somewhere. I CANNOT see Mike in a big city, but I think they move somewhere quiet-maybe a little beach town in California because Mike decided during his time abroad that he liked warm places and the ocean, and since Bill, along with all of the Losers bar Stan, is in California already it makes sense. So they move somewhere by the ocean, far removed from the chaos of L.A., and it’s not like the 7 of them are next door neighbors but they’re close enough to take a day trip and have brunch, or game night, or show up unannounced as it eventually becomes common to do. During the holiday season, The 6 of them descend on the Uris’ peaceful little Georgia town like bats from hell, and after the first year it was established that they could not all stay IN their house for the duration of the trip, because the house couldn’t stand up to the fact that all of them brought out the most chaotic energies in each other. But they stay in town every year and celebrate Hanukkah with Stan and Patty, and eventually the Uris’ move to be closer to the rest of them, a 20 minute drive from Mike and Bill. Mike, after years of being the only one who really paid attention to the kids of Derry, is EXCELLENT with kids, and the two of them frequently babysit for Stan and Patty after they adopt their two daughters.  

alright basically this is what happens

stan and patty’s sex life is already unreal. like, UNREAL unreal. neither of them have ever felt this physically & emotionally connected to someone like this, and every time they smang it’s literally LITERALLY fireworks... like patty’s got high standards (and so does stan, lets be real) and stan is blowing every single one of them out of the water. they’re so compatible it’s like they’ve been doing this for years; they know each other inside and out and still, somehow, it feels like the First time, Every time

one day they’re getting hot n’ heavy and stan’s going to get a handful of patty booty but she slides away, looking mischievous as hell (a normal look for her, lets be real) and he just lays there grinning @ his ceiling, silently thanking whatever gods sent this incredible woman into his life until she reappears in his line of sight

holding a strap

now listen, stan’s been around the block (only a few times, with one or two people, but hes BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK! TECHNICALLY! and he’s never... he’s never had even a finger up his b*tt, okay?

(at least.. other than his own...)

but he trusts patty so intrinsically that it doesn’t matter. he sees her standing there and he Knows, he KNOWS he’s about to have his entire world rocked by the woman he met in his religion, sex & gender class, and he’s going to enjoy every second of it