#biggboned

*birdemic 2

oh my god. only the sequel features two hours of one man that lives alone with his cat doing nothing in particular. an entire scene dedicated to him sorting his laundry and trying to match his socks.

And then after about a week into his life, we finally get treated to the birdemic with zero warning. Only instead of shitty cgi birds we get truck and sans to make wings with their hands and I hold a flashlight up so they can make the shadows look like birds attacking the actors. 

[ TXT >> BIGGS ]

[X] I’D LOVE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU!!!

[X] I THINK WE COULD BE GOOD FRIENDS

[X] YOU SEEM VERY DIFFERENT FROM A LOT OF SANSES I KNOW

[X] WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SOCKET?? IS THAT SOMETHING I CAN ASK??

[X] I’M SORRY IF I SEEM DISTANT. I kind of am. you probably shouldn’t be friends with me because i’m just going to bring you down and hurt you and

[ TO BIGGS ] THICCCCCCCCCCCCC

[ TO BIGGS ] WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE?????

[ TO BIGGS ] t h i c c

[ TO BIGGS ] I’M GONNA SEXT YOU ONE DAY OUT OF THE BLUE, PROBABLY WHEN YOU’RE WITH CARMEN :]

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Yes. This. Thank you.

*i hope you're doing okay sweetpea <3