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My three girlfriends.
And yes, they smoke weed.
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a priest, a rabbi, and a lawyer walk in to a bar—
My three girlfriends.
And yes, they smoke weed.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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People who hate not just powerscalers, but the entire concept of powerscaling genuinely feels like this image:
"why do people even do this stupid shit it's so pointless and dumb and lame"
BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING FUN!!!!!!
HOW IS THIS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND???????
Femslash February Day 20: Under the Stars
(for best experience turn your brightness up)
[Image ID: The artist's outer wilds hatchling oc, "Hatchett" and Solanum holding eachother as they look up at a starry sky. End ID.]
Bonus that doesn't really fit my original idea but is more fun in my opinion:
[Image ID: The same image as above, but Hatchett and Solanum are surrounded by colorful balls of light. End ID]
Why Jeckole is the best class of 09 shipp:
remember that is okay for you to shipp any other shipp, thats just my personal opinion!
so lets start on the first game, where no matter what decision Nicole makes, she always ends up meeting Jecka. Literally in any route we take, we end up talking to her. Like a "we meet in every universe". But thats just a lil detail.
In the same game, theres a route where Nicole takes her own life. A few moments before, we get to see Jecka inviting her to spend time with her and Nicole refuses, sadly. Jecka then gets mad because Nicole always do stuff with ppl she doesnt like, but when its someone she does like, she blows off.
The disney princessess to ever after high to descendants to twisted wonderland pipeline goes CRAZY.

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BLOCK DON'T REPORT.
DON'T LIKE, DON'T INT.
FOLLOW YOUR OWN DNI.
@sisterlucifergraphics ^^^
Proshippers/darkshippers + radqueers, pedophiles, zoophiles, etc dni
SFW furries + therians + age/pet regressers OK, dni if you ageplay in an NSFW manner
⊹₊⟡⋆ "Big shot, think you're a big shot, I think you're raveled up in a tangle of did-nots." ⊹₊⟡⋆
A friend of ours made our profile picture! @lordofthepies1 , he makes amazing art, you should follow her
Pronouns.cc , for easy access!
@incognitostunner goes by Tanner, Bart and uses He/him, It/its, That/thats, Cola/colas, Bun/buns pronouns.
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``Stop, what's a kid to do? Lifting up her effervescence, pleasant presence, panicked pulse, antidepressants...``
We are a traumagenic / endogenic mixed sources system. we have A LOT of Alters / headmates. do not bring us into syscourse, all systems are valid regardless of how they formed.
Just because we kin a "bad character" doesn't mean we support their actions. Eg: Eric Cartman, Bill Dickey, etc.
˙⋆✮ {Coll. Names} ✮⋆˙
- Tanner
- Ace
- Admin
- Eriace
If you don't want to try and remember our names, you can also call us by the name of any character in our profile picture or banner because most likely if our account is themed after them we have them in our system. Eg: Bart, Eridan, etc.
An art gifting game
Please do not vent to us without asking, we have our own problems. And if you need someone to talk to you, you may ask politely and we will most likely try to comfort you, but we are bad with words and don't always know how. Especially when a low empathy alter is fronting(Eg: Greg Heffley, etc).
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Get your free guestbook at atabook.org
Our discord is always open to dms! We don't accept friend requests before knowing who the person sending it is, but you can send them and we can text and stuff. (I know you cant dm people before sending a friend request without meeting in a server or whatever) But I will be happy to message people.
˙⋆✮ {Coll. Pronouns} ✮⋆˙
- he/him
- it/its
- that/thats
(NO THEY/THEM.)
Full pronoun list: He/it/that/cola/bun/hoo/hiss/honk/neigh/blub/awoo/wuuff/star
We use "I/me" and "we/us" interchangeably! We are still a system!
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(⬇️Kin list! Check the reblogs for the full list.⬇️)
💬 0 🔁 2 ❤️ 3 · Kin List · 1. Lincoln Loud (The Loud House) 2. Milhouse Van Houten (The Simpsons) 3. Harold Hutchins (Captain Underpants)
˙⋆✮ {Freq. Fronters} ✮⋆˙
- Ace
- Acespi Pizkel
- Greg Heffley
- Julian Azuria
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We are yumeshippers! We are wholeheartedly openly sharing, with the sole exception of Shay Volta from Broken Age. Any other one of our f/o's is completely open and if you're nonsharing about them we won't talk about them to you!
˙⋆✮ {Tags} ✮⋆˙
#peak -- fav tag
#beautiful / #gorgeous -- prettyyy (usually for other people's art)
I'll also include ocs full names, like "julian azuria", "tanner jakobsen", and many, many more. (Or "oc: [full name]")
#ace♠️ -- host 1
#admin♿️ -- cohost 1
#acespi♎️ -- host 2
#eriace♒♍ -- cohost 2
#[name][emoji] -- other alter
#summerstuck -- MY MSPFA,,,, (also at @summerstuckisfuckingdumb )
#moirail◇ -- hi @tr1dent1al-reg1c1de
#myfriends -- my friends!
#matesprit♡ -- n/a for now
#kismesis♤ -- @c4ligulas-aquar1um :]
#incognitostunnerdraws -- obligatory art blog art tag
❝Can you hear the sounds, of our brand new kingdom now? Of our old lights fizzled out? Light a new fire for what we aspire to be. You can't tell me how to live, or for what I'd give my life. Now the whole world's singing this anthem into the dark of night.❞
A Texas bill (HB 186) banning minors from creating social media accounts advanced to Senate
Salutations!
May I ask for any headcanons for the Forsaken Fantasy Au? I need to know more. I want to know more about what silly shenanigans happen between the citizens of the two kingdoms.
Thank you for the wonderful works OP, (*Chucks an entire flower shop*).
Farewell! Remember to drink water and take care of your physical and mental health!
Salutations!! Using this as an excuse to throw some Fantasy Sixer drawings (the design is based off their milestone 1-4)
So i’m just gonna like… ramble
The Killer kingdom regularly invade the Survivor kingdom, like… really often. They usually only target specific people (the in game survivors)
Most CONSUMABLE items that gives an effect (Bloxy Cola, Pizza, etc) have been changed to be potions! There is still enchanted food but thats less common. This is why Noob has only potions instead of a variety of snacks
The Spectre is aurafarming and there is no Survivor monarch, at least not currently (might make it Builderman)
I posted a headcanon about Instant Health not too long ago. Instead of it being called that, its health spells/potions, but it works the same way
Hacks are like… magic. So 007n7 is technically a mage?? Hes not called that though, more like a uh… “reckless, illegal magic user.”
Hacks and scripts can be used as spells or as magic items. Sixer, pre transformation, had enchanted gauntlets and greaves in place of their injector
Theres more but i wanna send them over with art, so these are all your crumbs! Thank you so much for the flowers, theyre my favorite!!