Joe: trumpy-poo 🥺. You had me so worried... i cant believe i almost lost you today. Im so tired of living in secret
Trump: its okay my kitten, no bullet can kill our love. This will all be over soon 😔
Joe: enemies by day, lovers by night, this is no way to live-
Trump: you are talking crazy. What if our wives found out? What about the press? The scandal would be too much...
Joe: i dont care if it cost me the presidency, all i want is to feel your lips against my own for the rest of time.......



















