#biasaday

Today’s bias is Baekhyun!

He’s recording something.  And it looks like he’s feeling brave.

Baekhyun: “Hehehehe, one less button blocking your view.”

Baekhyun: “Oh look, I’m all wet.”

Baekhyun: “My shirt is sticking to my body.  I’ll roll up my sleeves too.”

Chanyeol: “...Why is Baekhyun being a hoe for everyone to see?  Doesn’t he know he’s on camera?”

Baekhyun: “Ahh, now I’m all dry.  What should we do now?”

Baekhyun: “Ahhh, don’t say it!  You were about to say something pervy.  No nastee thoughts!”

Baekhyun: “...Yet.”

Chanyeol: “WHAT.  OKAY, THAT’S IT.”

Chanyeol: *bursts into the room where Baekhyun is filming*  “STOP IT RIGHT NOW.”

Baekhyun: “...Chanyeol?  You already want me to stop?”

Chanyeol: “YES, stop being like that in front of everyone!!!”

Baekhyun: “...Okay, so you didn’t understand what we were doing.”

Baekhyun: “Get back in that room.  This live broadcast is for your eyes only!”

Chanyeol: “...It’s not on VLive?  For everyone?”

Baekhyun: “No, stupid.  It’s only for Park Chanyeol.”

Chanyeol: “...!”

Baekhyun: “Yeah.  Now get back in the room and enjoy it.”

Chanyeol: “Am I being filmed too?”

Baekhyun: “Only right now, since you’re in here with the camera.” *lies*

Chanyeol: *runs back to his private room to watch the rest of Baekhyun’s show*

Baekhyun: “Now, where were we?”

Chanyeol: *completely understands, and completely participates* 

Sehun and Kai, elsewhere: *watching Chanyeol’s reaction to Baekhyun*  “I can’t believe how into it he is!!!”

Today’s bias is Chanyeol!

And he’s very late!!  What for?

Chanyeol: *wipes his sweat and fluffs his hair*  “Hello Jagi, I’m here for our date!”

You: “FINALLY.  I told you 5pm because I knew you’d be late.”

Chanyeol: “You know me too well.”

You: “I see you wore the coat I bought you.”

Chanyeol: “I did.”

Chanyeol: “I’ll drive!”

You: “No you won’t.  We have a driver.”

Chanyeol: “Oh.  Then I won’t drive, I’ll sit in the back with you.”

Chanyeol: “Who are we going to see again?”

You: “You forgot again?!  It’s my second favorite group! (after EXO)”

Chanyeol: “I’m your favorite still~”

You: “EXO is my favorite.”

Chanyeol: “That’s me~”  *shows off*

You: “Plus eight other members!”’

Chanyeol: “That’s me~”

The concert starts.

You: *sings to every song*

Chanyeol: *dabs to every song*

Chanyeol: “Hey look, one of the members hit one of the other members!  What are they, children?”

You: “I know you’re not talking about being a child.”

You: *brings up the past*

Chanyeol: “Well, maybe I did do those things... but I have muscles, so I can.”

You: “SHHHHHH THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG.”

Chanyeol: “I thought I wrote your favorite song...”

You: “YOU DID, I MEANT MY SECOND FAVORITE SONG, SHUT UP PLEASE.”

After the last song, there is confetti!

Chanyeol: “WOAH SO MUCH PAPER.  THEY’RE WASTING SO MUCH PAPER!”

You: “I KNOW, SUCH A WASTE BUT SO FUN!”

Chanyeol: “That was great.  I had a really great time.”

You: “Me too, Chan.”

Chanyeol: “I looove you Jagi!”

You: “I looove you too!”

Today’s bias is D.O!

Last time he was smiling because of Kai (ofc).  I wonder why he’s so happy this time.

D.O: “OMG OMG OMG SUHO’S CREDIT CARD”

D.O: “Do you want to go shopping with me?”

You: “Yeah!”

D.O: “Okay, let’s go!”

Kai: “Can I come too?  All my clothes are wet.”

Kai: “Or I ripped them at some point.”

D.O: “You want to come too Kai...? Dfefklnasdakjfvbejfc omg okay.”

Kai: “Thanks for sharing Suho’s money.”

D.O: “Okay, bye bye, Kai and I are going to the mall!”

You: “Hey, what about me?!”

D.O: “Thanks for being so understanding.”

D.O: “Kai, do you like this shirt?”

Kai: “Yeah, it looks good.  What about this?”

D.O: “OMG OMG OMG. You look great.”

D.O: “Do you like this?”

Kai: “Hmmm, yeah I do.”

Kai: “I have a few more outfits.”

D.O: “Me too.”

Kai: “Oh NO!”

Kai: “AWW MAN I ripped another shirt!”

D.O: “KAI, PLEASE, STOP IT.  YOU’RE MAKING ME DIE!!!”

Kai: “But like, look how ripped it is.  It’s ripped from top to bottom, you can see my entire chest!”

D.O: “Okay, I’ll look closer...”

Suho: “I knew I’d find you here.  You need to come home so we can practice.”

D.O: *ANGRY WHISPER* “SUHO DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW PERFECT THIS IS FOR ME.  I NEED YOU TO GTFO RIGHT NOW.”

Suho: “Well seeing as it’s my money...”

D.O: “KAI HE’S GONE!”

Kai: “OMG, LOOK I RIPPED ANOTHER SHIRT!  I guess my muscles and my chest are too big for the shirts in this store.”

D.O: “SDNBIFVIVGEBFIBVDIQBDB&*$TGBFOVG(&WBEUFUV(F)*NFH&@(ITBSDF!B)F(B@UYBJNOUBFP(&GE(&#@RHUVF(Y#VOEOG@(EGB@#ROBIVFC*FGS*H)*FH*^FG*G#RBF”

D.O’s brain:

Today’s bias is Sehun!

And Suho has a question for him.

Suho: “Sehun... do you love me?”

Sehun: “...Why would you ask me that?”

Suho: “No reason.  But you have to answer.”

Sehun: “...I guess I do.”

Suho: “AWWW I KNEW IT.”  *MWAH*

Sehun: “Staaahp, don’t!”

Suho: “But I love you, and you love me, you should let me~”

Suho: “I LOVE YOU~  And I would date you for a week... you know, just enough time to plan the wedding.”

Sehun: “Hyung... there’s something you need to know.  There’s someone I love more than you.  You two should meet.”

Vivi: “WOOF.”

Suho: “...Oh.”

Sehun: “Yeah.”

Suho: “...Okay then.”

Vivi: “Step two of my plan to take over EXO is complete.

I mean, woof.”

Today’s bias is D.O!

And he wants to be your bias, but he’s been brooding about something lately.

D.O: *deep sigh*

D.O: *heavy sigh*

Chanyeol: “I’m sad that D.O is sad.  I should do something.”

Chanyeol: “...Hey.  Guess what.”

D.O: “What?”

Chanyeol: “............Chicken butt!  PFFFFFT”

Lay: “Hehe.”

D.O: “Hehe... hahaha... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!”

Chanyeol: “Hello world, D.O is recovering well from his bout of sadness, he will be back to being your bias very soon!”

Kai: “...Um.  What.”

Kai: “Tell me why you’re really sad.”

D.O: “I was just on the computer... umm, in the bathroom... doing nothing suspicious!!!  And then my computer just broke...”

Kai: “What were you doing when it broke?  It couldn’t have just broken for no reason.”

D.O: “Nothing, I said!!”

What was on his computer this time?

D.O’s first tab:

D.O’s second tab:

D.O’s third tab:

D.O’s fourth tab:

D.O’s fifth tab:  www. kaisoosmut. com

D.O’s sixth tab:  www. jonginkinks. org

D.O’s seventh tab:  www. sexy-kai-secrets. net

D.O’s eighth tab: tumblr search:  “long kaisoo smut fics kyungsoo!sub”

D.O’s ninth tab: google search:  “jongin!sub x reader smut fics”

Geek Squad: “...oh my goodness...”

D.O to the Geek Squad: “DON’T LOOK AT WHAT I HAD OPEN.  IF YOU EVER SAY A WORD I’LL ******* YOUR ******* AND *****************!  GOT IT?”

Today’s bias is Baekhyun!

He’s got a photoshoot to finish, but then he’s all yours.

Oh wait, Chanyeol has a question for him.

Chanyeol: “Baekhyun... what is this?”

Baekhyun: “Oh.. hehe, umm, that’s probably a joke.  It’s just photoshop, I didn’t do it.”

Chanyeol: “Oh... I see.  Well, have you ever met Obama?”

Baekhyun: “...No.”

Chanyeol: “THEN WHAT THE HELL IS THIS VIDEO?!”

Baekhyun: “...I hoped you’d never see that.”

Chanyeol: “I do use the internet, Baekhyun.  Do you want to explain?”

Baekhyun: “...No.”

Chanyeol: “I guess we have nothing else to talk about then.”

Baekhyun: “...I was going to be the bias today, but I want to make this up to you.”

Chanyeol: (pretends to think about it) “... ... ...Okay.”  (omg omg omg omg omg omg I luv him)

Chanyeol: “Whenever I see him, Imma punch him in the face!  I don’t care if he was the president!”

Baekhyun: “...Please don’t, you’ll die.”

Chanyeol: “WHY?!!  YOU THINK HE’S STRONGER THAN ME?!?”

Baekhyun: “Because he has security... with guns.”

Chanyeol: “Oh.  ...I’d take my chances for you, Baek.”

Today’s bias is Lay!

And just like with Xiumin, we’re just going to remember all of the wonderful times he has blessed our eyes with the absence of clothing on his perfect body.

Of course we can see it...  What a tease.

How am I supposed to continue with my day?

Contains: fluff / kisses / cuddles / pillows / cuteness

[  // Masterlist //  ]

// Minseok

In the middle of the night, you had felt him wake up and saw him massaging his neck.  He’d told you that he was okay and to go back to sleep, but now that it was morning, you were worried that he could still be hurting.

You leaned over began lightly kissing Minseok’s neck, and soon he began giggling and raised his shoulder to block you.

“That tickles, Jagi!”

“Are you feeling okay?  Your neck, I mean.”

“It feels fine now, I just slept on it wrong.  ...You don’t have to stop kissing me though,” Minseok said with a smirk while pulling your closer by your chin.

// Junmyeon

You lifted your head off the tome that had been your pillow that night and you looked next to you at Junmyeon, who was still asleep on his.  You had fallen asleep while reading together.  

Afraid he would drool on his copy, you were about to shake him awake, but then you remembered the last thing you had read: the main character was woken up with kisses by one of the love interests, and you had thought it was very romantic.  You looked down and reread the paragraph and decided to do exactly what the character did.  You took his face in your hand and pressed loving kisses to his jaw.

Junmyeon woke up right away and you felt him smile under your touch.  When you backed up and looked down at him, he had the happiest smile you’d ever seen on his face.  He rolled on top of you to return the favor.

// Yixing

You woke up just before sunrise after your first night sleeping in Yixing’s bed, which you didn’t mean to do, you had just gotten so tired, and apparently so had he.  When you looked next to you, you saw he hadn’t even changed out of his clothes from the previous day.

And then you were flooded with memories from yesterday, how much fun you’d had with your new boyfriend, how he’d treated you like royalty and held your hand all day.  Your face inched closer and closer to his, wondering if you could get away with this without him noticing.

As heavy of a sleeper as he was, he did eventually notice you kissing his cheek and looked up at you with a small smile.

“Do you want to keep doing that?”

You nodded shyly and he smiled even larger then got more comfortable.  “I’m ready~!”

So overtaken by your affection, he could only accept your love for a short time before reciprocating.

// Baekhyun

He was taking so long to wake up on his own.  So, so long.  You had decided to wait patiently, because he looked so peaceful sleeping, but you couldn’t take it anymore.  You two had a fun day ahead, if he would just wake up.

You put your book on the nightstand and nudged him.  Nothing.

Then you ruffled his hair.  Nothing.

Then you kissed him.  And he couldn’t help but giggle.

“Am I your sleeping prince, Jagi?” he asked while wiggling his eyebrows.

You laughed at that.  “Maybe you are~  Now get up!  We have things to do.”

But unfortunately, your plans would have to wait until Baekhyun was through kissing you back.  Look at what you started!

// Jongdae

You woke up with his arms around you, almost nose-to-nose with him.  You were already so close, you might as well just close the gap.  So you did, and at first, you could have sworn you felt him kiss you back.  So you kissed him harder, and he pulled away.

And your eyes widened when you saw his nose crinkle up.

“What?” you asked.

“Morning breath, ugh!”

Your jaw fell and you hit him on the stomach, but he just burst out laughing anyway at how upset you looked.  You flipped over and wrestled away from him when he tried to regain a hold on you.

“You know I didn’t mean it, don’t be like that, Jagiii!!”

You resisted for as long as you could, but you really did want to kiss him again, even if he had morning breath too.  Eventually you gave up and let him climb on top of you.

// Chanyeol

You woke up with over a dozen stuffed toys surrounding you and your sleeping boyfriend.  You liked plushies, and there were some on your bed at home, but Chanyeol just couldn’t bring himself to choose less than all of them every night so that none of them would feel left out.  You thought it was too cute that he was thinking that way, but you still weren’t used to sleeping among so many soft toys.

He was so cute when he slept, too.  You planted a quick kiss on his cheek, causing him to smile in his sleep.  After a couple more, he was grinning from ear to ear and you weren’t sure that he was sleep anymore.  When you stopped, you saw him crack an eye open to peek at you, then quickly close it when he saw you looking back at him.  He made a small snoring sound and tried to suppress his grin.  You could either disappoint him, or keep giving him what he wanted, and you decided to make him happy.

After a while, he opened his eyes, smiling as big as if he won a daesang.  “You must really love my face, Jagi~”

// Kyungsoo

Who gets to wake up to the most kissable lips in the world every morning?  You do!  Unless their owner has gotten up before you to cook breakfast, but today was not one of those days.  You woke up with Kyungsoo soundly asleep next to you and counted yourself lucky once again.

You didn’t even think about it; you just kissed him.  But after you pulled away, he rolled on his side away from you!

“Hey!” you cried out.  You saw Kyungsoo jolt awake and roll back over to face you.  You hadn’t meant to be so loud, but how dare he?!

“I just wanted to kiss you,” you said quieter.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” he grumbled.

“And you just r o l l e d away, like I’m some gross thing and--”

You had to stop talking because Kyungsoo kissed you, a long, full kiss, not just one to make you shut up.  But it did make you shut up.

“I was asleep,” he said with a tiny laugh.  “And I’m going back to sleep.”

“It’s time to get up, though.  It’s 9AM.”

“Aish...”

// Jongin

You usually woke up before him, so that wasn’t new, but Jongin was looking particularly fine this morning as he slept.  Instead of being all over the place, his hair had somehow stayed relatively neat all night.  You could barely hear his breathing and he had this peaceful look on his face, and you just couldn’t help yourself.

You moved close to him and decided you would kiss his cheek until he felt it and woke up.

You sat there with your lips on his face for a full minute, and he didn’t even stir.

This time, you kissed him with intent and he woke up, confused.

“The rest of the pizza is in the tree...!  Don’t hit the camel...”  He usually wasn’t very coherent when he was woken up, which always made you laugh, and it took a moment for him to remember where he was.

Jongin looked at you, and you couldn’t help yourself, you kissed him again!

He had a confused smile on his face, but kissed your cheek back.

Then you kissed his.

Then he kissed yours, and exploded with laughter.

You also laughed, and this kept going back and forth for about ten minutes, then you both got on your phones.

// Sehun

Last night you’d woken up several times because you felt like you were in a freezer.  No matter how many times you snatched them back, Sehun kept stealing the covers in his sleep.  You know he hadn’t meant to do it, but you were going to get him back anyway.  You snuck out of bed, picked up Vivi, and got a bit of dog food.

Sehun was still asleep, so you dropped Vivi next to him, put the food on his cheek, and let Vivi eat it.  Once Vivi started licking his face, you gave him your own kisses on his other cheek.

He began laughing and sat up, confused about what was going on.

“Jagi, what are you doing?”

You sat up and put Vivi in his lap, who continued licking his face.

“Stop.  Stealing.  All.  The.  Covers!” you said with a kiss between each word.

“I didn’t know I was doing that!”  But he didn’t stop the barrage of love from you and Vivi.

“I know.  But stop it.”

He put Vivi on the floor, hugged you, and gave you a kiss on the cheek back.