#bi polyam

Dave has an account where he talks about all things relationships (with the utmost respect of his partners' privacy and wishes). Sometimes people who are shopping for clothes at the soup store find it. This is how he responds

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Are you a large candy bag? Because you are sweet and we want to share you

(only works if partners have different hair colors) We need your help for an experiment, can you tell us if you have more fun with a blonde or a brunette? (Or insert correct hair color)

(for M\F couples and booknerds) You seem to be an avid reader. You could help read between her lines, flip her pages, or borrow my bookmark?

It takes 2 to cuddle, 3 to snuggle, so 4 or more becomes a puddle or a doggy pile? And we want to try them all.

Wanna come over for movies? We need something to snack on and we're all out

We might not be tens but we got a good ten between us.

We recently upgraded to a king bed but it feels a bit empty. Want to fill our empty space?

We can't afford tickets to Paris but with your help, we can make a better Eiffel Tower at home

I'm proud to be polyamorus.

I love my partners. All of them.

Every day I get closer to being an evil polyamorus person (evil as in I just start telling people to go fuck themselves)

I love polyamory. I love polyam people.

We all fucking rock.

Polyship?

If you disagree or hate poly ships you can just scroll lmao