when the bed gave up on life (hyung line)
ot8 reactions | bf!skz x reader au genre: crack | light smut warnings: language | suggestive content a/n : (testing new posts layout, it will probably change again idk) i always try to not write clichĂŠ gym rat changbin... but it has jokes potential so yeah lol. â§ hyung line | maknae line
bang chan
âCâmereâ Chan growls flipping you onto your stomach. You gasp, already dizzy âHoly shit-okay-aggressive!â âI said Iâd make you feel itâ he grunts, pressing into you, âso shut up and-â CRRREAK. SNAP. Silence. Youâre on the floor. The mattress is sideways. A piece of the frame bounced. Chanâs still inside you ââŚDid the bed just die?â you whisper, stunned. Heâs frozen. Still holding your hips. âI-I think I just alphaâd the IKEA out of it.â You collapse face first into the blanket, wheezing your ass off. Chan pulls out gently like heâs scared touching you will trigger another collapse. âIâm so sorryâ he says, horrified. âAre you hurt??â You look up with tears in your eyes...from laughing âYou fucked us into povertyâ He starts pacing. Still naked âI JUST WANTED TO MAKE YOU SEE STARSâ âYou did! But the bed saw heaven!â --- Five minutes later, youâre both wrapped in the blanket on the floor, drinking water and staring at the broken frame aka the crime scene. Chan sighs. âThat was expensive.â You snort. âtell me about itâ He looks at you, grins. âYou still wanna finish?â You raise a brow. âOn what the rug?â He shrugs. âBet it wonât break.â
lee know
Youâre clinging to the headboard. Heâs behind you, low growling, full feral mode, hips snapping. âDonât even try to runâ he pants. âYou wanted this.â You gasp âMin- the bedâs creaking-â He grips your hips tighter. âSo are you. Guess which one I care about more.â CRRREEAAAK. SNAP. THUD. You drop. Flat on the mattress, now tilted at a cursed 45 degrees. Minho flops on top of you, sweaty and breathless. Silence. ââŚDid we just fall?â âTHE BED BROKE YOU PSYCHO.â He slowly lifts himself off you, glancing around checking the crime scene. Then calmly : ââŚIt was probably loose before we started.â You sit up, wild eyed. âI literally heard you say âI wanna break you tonight.ââ âI meant emotionally. That bed just had bad build quality.â â...Minho, one of the legs is across the room.â He shrugs. âThatâs not my fault. Thatâs gravity. And weak screws.â You glare at him, tangled in sheets and shame. He wipes sweat off his chest with a smug little annoying smirk. âYouâre welcome by the way.â âFor WHAT?!?â âFor the experience. Youâre glowing.â "Oh my god" --- Later, you lie together on the mattress, which is on the floor now, panting and sore. You mutter âwe need a new bed.â He hums, already falling asleep â...and it better be able to handle meâ
changbin
Sweat is dripping, youâre moaning, heâs muttering things like âYouâre so tight,â âI love this angleâ and âThis is why I do leg day" (??) The bed is screaming. You clutch the headboard âItâs creaking-â âIâM CREAKING TOO BABY STAY FOCUSEDâ CREEAAACKK. SNAP. BOOM. The bed dies. You both collapse mid thrust. You gasp. âWHAT JUST HAPPENED?!â Changbin is hovering above you, wide eyed ââŚDid I break the bed?â You stare. âAre you asking me while youâre still inside me?!â He slowly pulls out, rolls to the side, and looks around at the hurricane damage. One bed leg is completely gone. A bolt rolled under the dresser. He exhales. âThatâs kinda hot though.â You blink. âYou BROKE our BED Binnie!â âI told you I was strongâ You smack his arm. âThis isnât ninja warrior! This was my peaceful coochie session!â He giggles. --- He grabs his phone. âWait. Wait. I need a pic. I gotta show the guys.â âDONâT YOU DAREâ He grins. âIâm putting âbroke the bed during sexâ on my gym progress tracker.â
hyunjin
Youâre on top, breathless, hair sticking to your forehead, hands planted on his chest. Hyunjinâs gripping your thighs, eyes rolling back as you ride him. âFuck-yes...just like that, baby...â CREAAKK. SNAP. THE WHOLE RIGHT SIDE DROPS. You scream as the mattress collapses, pitching sideways. Hyunjin yelps, legs flailing as you both go crashing down mid thrust. A full thud echoes across the room. Silence. Then his voice : ââŚWHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!â Youâre tangled in blankets, still half on top of him. âDID YOU JUST ASK ME LIKE I PLANNED THAT?!â He stares at you with wide, scandalized eyes. âYOU WERE ON TOP THIS IS YOUR FAULT.â You sit up, offended. âI was riding you into heaven and the bed flopped.â He throws a hand up dramatically. âEXACTLY I WAS LITERALLY JUST LYING THERE BEING SEXY AND SUPPORTIVE.â You glare âsupportive?? You kept yelling FASTER like I was a fucking engine!â He rolls off the broken half of the bed and flops onto the floor âThe bed wasnât ready for that kind of passion. I wasnât ready. My ass hit the wood slatsâ You cover your face. âI think I bruised my knee.â --- 10 minutes later, Hyunjin is sprawled across the mattress on the floor âwe need a new bed. And... knees.â You open one eye âYou still came though.â He chucks a pillow at you.
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