How I came out to my mom
(Without planning anything beforehand)
Mom: “Remember that one time you were nervous to tell me something?”
Me: (is nervous all the time) “yeah”
Mom: “I thought you were going to tell me you had sex with your boyfriend”
Me: “Ew. No. Gross. No. What? eww. You do not have to worry about that. Ever. at all.“
Mom: “...”
Me: “uh. I guess this is where I tell you I’m ace...”










