#best plot ever

Eren, being the sneaky little shit he is, manages to set himself free from the pink leopard handcuffs and pins Levi down onto the bed. Looking at him, eyes filled with desire, leaving nothing but a ring of ocean blue to stare back into. He decides to put his kinky bedpartner through the same torture he just experienced and starts tickling his muscular sides. 

The next thing he knows, he’s lying in the hospital under Hanji’s watch. He fiddles with the medical report hanging on his bed, not believing his eyes when he reads the words.

“Little shit decided to tickle Levi. Knocked unconsciously.”

It's the witcher, geraskier ofc.

The plot....

Everyone mocking geralt for dying and cutting his hair.

That's it. That's the entire plot, just everyone roasting Geralt.

Mostly so I can just use as many Henry Cavill pictures as I want. I mean just look at the man

It's over 9000!!!

Oh my god, I can't believe I almost failed to make this joke. I was patiently waiting for reaching the 10,000 to post here again, but I totally forgot that 9000 is far more awesome then 10,000. I'm very disappointed of myself.

So, I just realized I haven't even told you what my fabulous novel is about. Well, you can guess, of course it's a boys love romance again. Since I was already at it, you see.

Rather than telling you, what my story is about, I tell you how I came up with the plot. I was really frustrated lately with vampire stories. You know, I really loved these and always wanted to write one, back then before Twilight and the other stuff.

But these fluffy, lovely, nice, "vegetarian" vampires ruined it for me and I gave the idea up, especially because there are so freaking many vampire stories out there now. 

So I was wondering if there was something similar, something less used up and something that sucked less. And then it came to me. It's not about sucking less, it's a boys love story after all! It's about sucking more! And how was that thing called again? You know that one in Rosario+Vampire and Astarotte no Omocha? Right. A succubus.

And how am I supposed to write a boys love story with a succubus? Creatures, which are 100% female? Well, it's my story so I'll just make him male! A male succubus? Maybe even the only one? Must suck, right?

And yeah, that's exactly the title of my story. Must suck. Sometimes it's really just as simple and stupid as that. Or maybe it's just like that, because it's me who came up with this. I don't even know myself what to think of this, but well, it's already over 9000 so no turning back.

It would wreak disaster. World War 3 would start. Countries would fall and seas would rise under the power of the sass. The sass room explodes. Followed by the entire planet. Then spontaneously, the universe begins to explode as well. There is a quick shot of Jesus before he too is transformed into a ball of fire.

The theatre then explodes.

Michael Bay has done it. No one can ever hope to stop it. He is worshipped as the king of explosions.

And then Michael Bay explodes... into more Michael Bays. Who in turn, multiply. This was the beginning of the end of the 21st century, writes the scribe, some 2000 years later.

A cult is formed with Michael Bay as the deity. A world war ensues. Countries fall into anarchy as the worshippers become more and more. Eventually, Michael Bay steps forth in the ruins of the world. He tells the people he must sacrifice himself in order to restore what is left of humanity.

He then explodes.

As the light fades, it becomes clear. Everyone is Michael Bay. He has transformed the world into himself.

The fighting stops. The world begins to rebuild. World peace has finally been achieved.

But far away from civilization, a lone man has been biding his time. In his hands, he cradles a tiny fireball which flickers in the dark. This man is the very last of the Michael Bays, and he is about to make his move.

He summons from an ancient book of spells, recovered from the past, the three gods of sass. Rivawn, Jarrod and Natasha rise again from the pages, and grant the last Michael Bay the power of applesass.

They set out to change the world.