So I just marathoned the new Titans season and.
So much to say, so little time;
Such as mpreg Connor, or boarderline-pedophilic BerTim. (TimBer? I don’t know, I don’t read a lot about them.)
And about that, I don’t even think the writers even realized what they were doing, because Tim’s actor is twenty four, but Tim is seventeen in the show. Seventeen. And Bernard’s age is never specified, but his actor is thirty, so chew on that for a moment and tell me you don’t want to jump off the nearest cliff.
And like, the worst thing is that I ship it, I think it works really well, but on this one technicality I feel like shit for liking them so much.
By the way, I’m glad no one made a big deal of them both being guys. Like, it wasn’t even mentioned. The team was just like “oh, okay, well good for you, friend” and that was that.
And also, why the fuck did they make Connor go bald. He looks like a serial killer, the lead singer in a jazz band, and the world’s greatest looser all at once. Why.
And another thing, Gar looks so different in this season. Like, he looks so cleaned up. And also what happened to his hair? Those bangs are doing him no favors.
Raven is killing it this season though. Her outfits are amazing, her makeup is on point, her hair is- well, was, before they aged her up forty years - gorgeous, and she’s just beautiful all around. Yes, even when she’s covered in blood.
Oh, sidenote, my mom and I both hate this show so much, because it’s so, so bad, but we still watch it because we have to know what happens next. We both actively refer to it as torture. That being said, this season wasn’t nearly as bad as some of the last ones. Like, Jesus, not even close. We actually kind of enjoyed watching it this time around. It was kind of fun, and I like the character dynamics now that they’re not constantly fighting each other or making stupid decisions.
Speaking of which, why does nobody tell anyone anything in this show? Like, maybe some people should have said something the first time they got a vision foretelling the end of the world. Maybe.
But I guess that’s just me.